Jorts (and Jean)
@jortsthecat.bsky.social
Jorts the cat.
Jean helps me.
Jean helps me.
This isn’t very helpful but I don’t have some great strategy. I think I was just ridiculous at the right time maybe? No idea what I’m doing
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This isn’t very helpful but I don’t have some great strategy. I think I was just ridiculous at the right time maybe? No idea what I’m doing
I think that is correct as well
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I think that is correct as well
I think the Prop 50 thing was the right thing and I am glad it passed. You do not have to be a Gov Haircut fan to have that opinion 💇
November 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I think the Prop 50 thing was the right thing and I am glad it passed. You do not have to be a Gov Haircut fan to have that opinion 💇
Zohran Mamdani, first sentence of his acceptance speech as mayor-elect of NYC
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Zohran Mamdani, first sentence of his acceptance speech as mayor-elect of NYC
MY FUR IS ALL FLUFFED UP. I’M RUNNING AROUND
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
MY FUR IS ALL FLUFFED UP. I’M RUNNING AROUND
No just maybe gently touch your beard and smell your eyebrows
October 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
No just maybe gently touch your beard and smell your eyebrows
It’s amazing but sometimes the best stuff a person can do means they need a lawyer
October 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It’s amazing but sometimes the best stuff a person can do means they need a lawyer
SEIU 668 members are so fucking lucky!!!!!!!!!!
October 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
SEIU 668 members are so fucking lucky!!!!!!!!!!
Reposted by Jorts (and Jean)
At this point, anyone who takes anything ICE or CBP says at face value is being willfully obtuse.
October 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
At this point, anyone who takes anything ICE or CBP says at face value is being willfully obtuse.
It’s unclear but it sounds like best case scenario is that they were smashing the window of the “suspect” (innocent person)… using a gun
October 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It’s unclear but it sounds like best case scenario is that they were smashing the window of the “suspect” (innocent person)… using a gun
Snowball DON’T DO IT
October 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Snowball DON’T DO IT
Reposted by Jorts (and Jean)
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
October 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
At least now we can prove we aren’t the same guy. Clear evidence
October 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
At least now we can prove we aren’t the same guy. Clear evidence