Busty Shackleford
@ginerso.bsky.social
Terror that flaps in the night. Feminist killjoy, recreational Baba Yaga, “hostile woman,” gender hectoring kinetic battleaxe, caffeine dependent kitchen hag, #UglyDog cis she/her
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Why do these chuds think they’re entitled to reproduce? You want to make a baby, try not being so odious no one wants to fuck you
📢 “A huge amount of men between the age of 15 and 50 will not pass on their genes. They will effectively die out of the gene pool ... Should society intervene?” Steven Bartlett asked last year.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women
www.smh.com.au
February 3, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Why do these chuds think they’re entitled to reproduce? You want to make a baby, try not being so odious no one wants to fuck you
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Also I think we all want exactly one thing from this year's Super Bowl ads: that all the 90s actors wandering the desert selling cell plans meet somewhere, the 5G Corral, perhaps, and duke it out. Guns optional.
February 3, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Also I think we all want exactly one thing from this year's Super Bowl ads: that all the 90s actors wandering the desert selling cell plans meet somewhere, the 5G Corral, perhaps, and duke it out. Guns optional.
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Imagine thinking that no one could possibly be feral for Laura Dern in her current form
February 3, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Imagine thinking that no one could possibly be feral for Laura Dern in her current form
What must it feel like to have confidence of massive corporations blowing wads of money on shit no one wants and looks like melted candles.
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:49 AM
What must it feel like to have confidence of massive corporations blowing wads of money on shit no one wants and looks like melted candles.
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GENGHIS KHAN,HE’S GOT IT GOING ON!
HE’S GOT A HORDE AND IT IS MONGOLIAN!
HE’S GOT A HORDE AND IT IS MONGOLIAN!
February 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
GENGHIS KHAN,HE’S GOT IT GOING ON!
HE’S GOT A HORDE AND IT IS MONGOLIAN!
HE’S GOT A HORDE AND IT IS MONGOLIAN!
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I swear to god, I left this cat alone for two fucking minutes with a jar of red beets.
Two. Minutes.
#CatsofBluesky
Two. Minutes.
#CatsofBluesky
February 1, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I swear to god, I left this cat alone for two fucking minutes with a jar of red beets.
Two. Minutes.
#CatsofBluesky
Two. Minutes.
#CatsofBluesky
Love 2 make friends on IG
February 2, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Love 2 make friends on IG
My toxic trait is believing that I’d do better than some shitty scary story reading YouTube channels at reading the stories.
February 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
My toxic trait is believing that I’d do better than some shitty scary story reading YouTube channels at reading the stories.
Neil Gaiman has started his reemergence claiming his innocence. Fuck no. That article about him is burned into my brain. He and Amanda Palmer can both not pass go and go directly to hell.
February 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Neil Gaiman has started his reemergence claiming his innocence. Fuck no. That article about him is burned into my brain. He and Amanda Palmer can both not pass go and go directly to hell.
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I absolutely burst out laughing
February 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I absolutely burst out laughing
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well I found who did the original Loon and it’s a real cool guy by the name of Bernardo Anderson (@bdsa83.bsky.social) - thank you for starting this off man, incredible work, and I am excited to get a version with a robin tattooed on me later this week
February 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
well I found who did the original Loon and it’s a real cool guy by the name of Bernardo Anderson (@bdsa83.bsky.social) - thank you for starting this off man, incredible work, and I am excited to get a version with a robin tattooed on me later this week
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If anyone says Lupita Nyong’o is miscast as the most beautiful woman in the world, you know you can safely discard any further opinions from that person
February 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
If anyone says Lupita Nyong’o is miscast as the most beautiful woman in the world, you know you can safely discard any further opinions from that person
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ten years ago today no one clapped
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
ten years ago today no one clapped
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27 years ago today, TLC released “No Scrubs.”
February 2, 2026 at 5:03 AM
27 years ago today, TLC released “No Scrubs.”
I made a massive amount of ham and bean soup with extra veggies and lentils. But I’ll deal with washing the crockpot and getting it into freezer containers tomorrow. Tonight is for not doing any dishes.
February 2, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I made a massive amount of ham and bean soup with extra veggies and lentils. But I’ll deal with washing the crockpot and getting it into freezer containers tomorrow. Tonight is for not doing any dishes.
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CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called?
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
September 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called?
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
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Malicious compliance. It’s an excellent resistance tactic. Everyone makes mistakes. Service slows down. Things happen!
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Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
February 2, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Malicious compliance. It’s an excellent resistance tactic. Everyone makes mistakes. Service slows down. Things happen!
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TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
February 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
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To process the chaos, I'm spending a few minutes each night stitching a news diary--embroidering tiny icons representing an important story of the day.
One month in, and it feels like I've already sewn a year's worth of news. But it helps me make sense of it all, so I think I can manage 11 more.
One month in, and it feels like I've already sewn a year's worth of news. But it helps me make sense of it all, so I think I can manage 11 more.
February 1, 2026 at 12:33 PM
To process the chaos, I'm spending a few minutes each night stitching a news diary--embroidering tiny icons representing an important story of the day.
One month in, and it feels like I've already sewn a year's worth of news. But it helps me make sense of it all, so I think I can manage 11 more.
One month in, and it feels like I've already sewn a year's worth of news. But it helps me make sense of it all, so I think I can manage 11 more.
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*setting a reminder for tomorrow* hand it to Bad Bunny
February 2, 2026 at 2:41 AM
*setting a reminder for tomorrow* hand it to Bad Bunny
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This perfect baby turns 3 today so we went to our favorite place (Nordstrom) to celebrate
January 31, 2026 at 10:27 PM
This perfect baby turns 3 today so we went to our favorite place (Nordstrom) to celebrate
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Chuck Schumer is first and foremost a fucking asshole
February 2, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Chuck Schumer is first and foremost a fucking asshole
MORE GIANT HOODIES.
YES.
YES.
February 2, 2026 at 1:37 AM
MORE GIANT HOODIES.
YES.
YES.
The worst people love to say future archaeologists will know if someone “lied” about gender because bones. But they’re dumb. The important parts are the burials, with care, with intention, & with love. Flowers, toys, gifts for the deceased. Proof of survival through disability. That’s the cool part
One of my favorite facts about humans is the first marker of civilization wasn't a tool or a farm. It was a healed femur bone. It was twisted and mangled in a way that meant the owner likely never walked again, but they survived an injury which is a death sentence in every other species on earth.
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
The worst people love to say future archaeologists will know if someone “lied” about gender because bones. But they’re dumb. The important parts are the burials, with care, with intention, & with love. Flowers, toys, gifts for the deceased. Proof of survival through disability. That’s the cool part
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we invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language.
we invented the condom before steel.
Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders.
We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.
we invented the condom before steel.
Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders.
We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.
February 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
we invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language.
we invented the condom before steel.
Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders.
We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.
we invented the condom before steel.
Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders.
We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.