Busty Shackleford
@ginerso.bsky.social
Terror that flaps in the night. Feminist killjoy, recreational Baba Yaga, “hostile woman,” gender hectoring kinetic battleaxe, caffeine dependent kitchen hag, #UglyDog cis she/her
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Important context for those blessedly not in the know: these aren't just any MAHA 'farmers.'
Hannah Neeleman of Ballerina Farm is the single most successful marketer of tradwife content on the planet right now.
Hannah Neeleman of Ballerina Farm is the single most successful marketer of tradwife content on the planet right now.
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
people.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Important context for those blessedly not in the know: these aren't just any MAHA 'farmers.'
Hannah Neeleman of Ballerina Farm is the single most successful marketer of tradwife content on the planet right now.
Hannah Neeleman of Ballerina Farm is the single most successful marketer of tradwife content on the planet right now.
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when you are a big strong tough man but also a tiny little angel who wants to be held like a baby
February 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
when you are a big strong tough man but also a tiny little angel who wants to be held like a baby
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Tf you mean McConnell in the damn hospital. Bitch ain’t you outta hole punches? Send directly to morgue. Do not resuscitate
February 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Tf you mean McConnell in the damn hospital. Bitch ain’t you outta hole punches? Send directly to morgue. Do not resuscitate
Sometimes I just want a plate of mozz sticks, a few bad margaritas, in the ambiance of Applebees.
do u ever just crave the experience of a shitty chain restaurant
February 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Sometimes I just want a plate of mozz sticks, a few bad margaritas, in the ambiance of Applebees.
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does the guy who punches the hair off people’s heads take requests?
February 4, 2026 at 1:54 AM
does the guy who punches the hair off people’s heads take requests?
No one can convince me this man didn’t die like six months ago and he’s just being puppeted around now.
He looks like he was brought back to life with the reanimator juice.
February 4, 2026 at 1:33 AM
No one can convince me this man didn’t die like six months ago and he’s just being puppeted around now.
Jesus. I’d rather actually get the Gary Busey tattoo I’ve been unjustly accused of already having, and put his rictus of a grin smack on my chest than dip my toe back in the dating pool in this city. No thank you.
February 4, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Jesus. I’d rather actually get the Gary Busey tattoo I’ve been unjustly accused of already having, and put his rictus of a grin smack on my chest than dip my toe back in the dating pool in this city. No thank you.
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BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days
February 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days
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COMMONER: I love tacos but never know what day to eat them on
GUY ABOUT TO INVENT THE GREGORIAN CALENDAR: hold up I have an idea
GUY ABOUT TO INVENT THE GREGORIAN CALENDAR: hold up I have an idea
February 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
COMMONER: I love tacos but never know what day to eat them on
GUY ABOUT TO INVENT THE GREGORIAN CALENDAR: hold up I have an idea
GUY ABOUT TO INVENT THE GREGORIAN CALENDAR: hold up I have an idea
Here feeling my eye twitch as I tamp down my scream into a calm tone, to say no, the 40/140 rule for food safety is good, actually. Do not eat chicken that’s been left out raw for five hours, unless you feel the urge to turn inside out.
February 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Here feeling my eye twitch as I tamp down my scream into a calm tone, to say no, the 40/140 rule for food safety is good, actually. Do not eat chicken that’s been left out raw for five hours, unless you feel the urge to turn inside out.
In a just world I would be able to throw hands at Outlook in some sort of Thunderdome battle. I walked into it having gone down and the ladies having had to go back to color coding appointments on paper. Now it’s making sure nothing gets missed. And it’s dark mode now?
a picture of a puppet with the words let 's go let 's throw these hands below it
ALT: a picture of a puppet with the words let 's go let 's throw these hands below it
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February 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
In a just world I would be able to throw hands at Outlook in some sort of Thunderdome battle. I walked into it having gone down and the ladies having had to go back to color coding appointments on paper. Now it’s making sure nothing gets missed. And it’s dark mode now?
I can’t explain how but I’m telling you people just KNOW when I need to go pee, and then they call. The phones can be dead for an hour but the second I realize the rhino-stunning amount of caffeine in my system has hit, immediate ringing.
February 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I can’t explain how but I’m telling you people just KNOW when I need to go pee, and then they call. The phones can be dead for an hour but the second I realize the rhino-stunning amount of caffeine in my system has hit, immediate ringing.
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Why do these chuds think they’re entitled to reproduce? You want to make a baby, try not being so odious no one wants to fuck you
📢 “A huge amount of men between the age of 15 and 50 will not pass on their genes. They will effectively die out of the gene pool ... Should society intervene?” Steven Bartlett asked last year.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women
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February 3, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Why do these chuds think they’re entitled to reproduce? You want to make a baby, try not being so odious no one wants to fuck you
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Also I think we all want exactly one thing from this year's Super Bowl ads: that all the 90s actors wandering the desert selling cell plans meet somewhere, the 5G Corral, perhaps, and duke it out. Guns optional.
February 3, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Also I think we all want exactly one thing from this year's Super Bowl ads: that all the 90s actors wandering the desert selling cell plans meet somewhere, the 5G Corral, perhaps, and duke it out. Guns optional.
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Imagine thinking that no one could possibly be feral for Laura Dern in her current form
February 3, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Imagine thinking that no one could possibly be feral for Laura Dern in her current form
What must it feel like to have confidence of massive corporations blowing wads of money on shit no one wants and looks like melted candles.
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:49 AM
What must it feel like to have confidence of massive corporations blowing wads of money on shit no one wants and looks like melted candles.
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GENGHIS KHAN,HE’S GOT IT GOING ON!
HE’S GOT A HORDE AND IT IS MONGOLIAN!
HE’S GOT A HORDE AND IT IS MONGOLIAN!
February 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
GENGHIS KHAN,HE’S GOT IT GOING ON!
HE’S GOT A HORDE AND IT IS MONGOLIAN!
HE’S GOT A HORDE AND IT IS MONGOLIAN!
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I swear to god, I left this cat alone for two fucking minutes with a jar of red beets.
Two. Minutes.
#CatsofBluesky
Two. Minutes.
#CatsofBluesky
February 1, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I swear to god, I left this cat alone for two fucking minutes with a jar of red beets.
Two. Minutes.
#CatsofBluesky
Two. Minutes.
#CatsofBluesky
Love 2 make friends on IG
February 2, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Love 2 make friends on IG
My toxic trait is believing that I’d do better than some shitty scary story reading YouTube channels at reading the stories.
February 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
My toxic trait is believing that I’d do better than some shitty scary story reading YouTube channels at reading the stories.
Neil Gaiman has started his reemergence claiming his innocence. Fuck no. That article about him is burned into my brain. He and Amanda Palmer can both not pass go and go directly to hell.
February 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Neil Gaiman has started his reemergence claiming his innocence. Fuck no. That article about him is burned into my brain. He and Amanda Palmer can both not pass go and go directly to hell.
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I absolutely burst out laughing
February 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I absolutely burst out laughing
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well I found who did the original Loon and it’s a real cool guy by the name of Bernardo Anderson (@bdsa83.bsky.social) - thank you for starting this off man, incredible work, and I am excited to get a version with a robin tattooed on me later this week
February 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
well I found who did the original Loon and it’s a real cool guy by the name of Bernardo Anderson (@bdsa83.bsky.social) - thank you for starting this off man, incredible work, and I am excited to get a version with a robin tattooed on me later this week
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If anyone says Lupita Nyong’o is miscast as the most beautiful woman in the world, you know you can safely discard any further opinions from that person
February 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
If anyone says Lupita Nyong’o is miscast as the most beautiful woman in the world, you know you can safely discard any further opinions from that person