Giraud, seasonal candy edition
@giraud.bsky.social
Please be funny or a cat.
Pinned
Me, every time someone posts something news related
*tips sticky fedora*
...is there a lord marmalade?
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
*tips sticky fedora*
Glen Powell needs to stop fucking around and commit to being a full-time mustache person
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Glen Powell needs to stop fucking around and commit to being a full-time mustache person
I wish more liberals understood that schumer and jeffries et al are part of the republican aparatus
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I wish more liberals understood that schumer and jeffries et al are part of the republican aparatus
Leviticus says that if you spill your seed you must make an offering of two turtle doves, but doesn’t explain what sexual perversions the three french hens and other birds are assigned to
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Leviticus says that if you spill your seed you must make an offering of two turtle doves, but doesn’t explain what sexual perversions the three french hens and other birds are assigned to
BREAKING: leaked footage shows Mamdani trying to force Gracie Law in Chinatown
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
BREAKING: leaked footage shows Mamdani trying to force Gracie Law in Chinatown
gummin down the old man with a trans sister radio
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
gummin down the old man with a trans sister radio
gen x pussy comes with printed mapquest directions to the clit
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
gen x pussy comes with printed mapquest directions to the clit
I’m the best poster in this YMCA weight room—oh shit the old guy in the purple velour track suit is back and he brought his matching diamond-tipped cane oh shit oh fuck
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I’m the best poster in this YMCA weight room—oh shit the old guy in the purple velour track suit is back and he brought his matching diamond-tipped cane oh shit oh fuck
Reposted by Giraud, seasonal candy edition
Aborted babies crawling around heaven like shrimp
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Aborted babies crawling around heaven like shrimp
Reposted by Giraud, seasonal candy edition
Oh you like Zohran Mamdani? Well what if I told you he didn’t want to talk to some random dipshit?
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Oh you like Zohran Mamdani? Well what if I told you he didn’t want to talk to some random dipshit?
Therapist: you need to start making better choices
Me: totallyyyy
Also me:
Me: totallyyyy
Also me:
November 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Therapist: you need to start making better choices
Me: totallyyyy
Also me:
Me: totallyyyy
Also me:
the cool thing about being a raiders fan is that they’ve been rebuilding for 20 years so you know when it’s completed they’re gonna be sick
November 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
the cool thing about being a raiders fan is that they’ve been rebuilding for 20 years so you know when it’s completed they’re gonna be sick
Reposted by Giraud, seasonal candy edition
MAKE SOUTH WILLIAMSBURG DIY NOISE VENUES AGAIN! A NEW ERA FOR NYC, LFG @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
MAKE SOUTH WILLIAMSBURG DIY NOISE VENUES AGAIN! A NEW ERA FOR NYC, LFG @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
I’m sorry, are you still trying to be spooky? It’s november, just be sad like the rest of us
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I’m sorry, are you still trying to be spooky? It’s november, just be sad like the rest of us
normalize throwing progressively harder meals
November 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
normalize throwing progressively harder meals
Reposted by Giraud, seasonal candy edition
hot babes in your area are gonna beat you death with a rake
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
hot babes in your area are gonna beat you death with a rake
Launching a Sandwich Guy dating app called Grinder
Launching a Korean dating app called Seoulmates
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Launching a Sandwich Guy dating app called Grinder
Launching a Korean dating app called Seoulmates
November 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Launching a Korean dating app called Seoulmates
West Point instructor: offload the grain, keeping the fox in the boat and go back for the chicken. Then you swap the fox for the chicken…
Cadet: but who’s watching the grain?
West Point instructor: promote this man to general!
Cadet: but who’s watching the grain?
West Point instructor: promote this man to general!
The Art of War is actually at least 40% about how to store and transport enough grain to feed your troops. I was actually pretty surprised how much of it is about food supply! All the war larpers over there will claim to have read it, I’m sure, but seem to have missed that bit.
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
West Point instructor: offload the grain, keeping the fox in the boat and go back for the chicken. Then you swap the fox for the chicken…
Cadet: but who’s watching the grain?
West Point instructor: promote this man to general!
Cadet: but who’s watching the grain?
West Point instructor: promote this man to general!
Any bozo talking about fleeing New York never deserved to live here, were never real new yorkers anyway, and their absence will not be felt by anyone
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Any bozo talking about fleeing New York never deserved to live here, were never real new yorkers anyway, and their absence will not be felt by anyone
Reposted by Giraud, seasonal candy edition
mr mayor elect how many *checks notes* sensual alves have you seen on the website bluesky
November 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
mr mayor elect how many *checks notes* sensual alves have you seen on the website bluesky
really looking forward to all the cops and billionaires leaving nyc
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
really looking forward to all the cops and billionaires leaving nyc
I’ve never won an argument with a cat
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I’ve never won an argument with a cat
It’s so cuover
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It’s so cuover