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You know what the previous generation called Boomers?
The “Me” generation.
The “Me” generation.
February 3, 2026 at 1:19 AM
You know what the previous generation called Boomers?
The “Me” generation.
The “Me” generation.
Elton John rededicating “Candle in the Wind” to how bad you got ratio’d
February 1, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Elton John rededicating “Candle in the Wind” to how bad you got ratio’d
All the best bots follow me
February 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
All the best bots follow me
The markets are sad the pedophiles are sad
January 31, 2026 at 11:11 PM
The markets are sad the pedophiles are sad
Jeez its almost as if every rich and powerful person is a bad guy
January 31, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Jeez its almost as if every rich and powerful person is a bad guy
BREAKING:
NEW YORK (AP) — Judge rules that Luigi Mangione is cool as hell.
NEW YORK (AP) — Judge rules that Luigi Mangione is cool as hell.
January 30, 2026 at 8:24 PM
BREAKING:
NEW YORK (AP) — Judge rules that Luigi Mangione is cool as hell.
NEW YORK (AP) — Judge rules that Luigi Mangione is cool as hell.
cashmere sock weather
January 30, 2026 at 3:22 PM
cashmere sock weather
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switch to shrimp mobile and save
January 29, 2026 at 7:20 PM
switch to shrimp mobile and save
bsky mods taking on a bigger role as vibe police is a wild choice. Their vibe is curdled milk. Their vibe is karoline leavitt.
I've seen one legitimately toxic hidden post for every 50 posts from followers I did not want hidden, and the team's continued silence toward the many voices agreeing does not engender trust that the vibe is getting better or that anyone is paying attention to the helpful feedback of how to grow. 👍
January 29, 2026 at 2:59 AM
bsky mods taking on a bigger role as vibe police is a wild choice. Their vibe is curdled milk. Their vibe is karoline leavitt.
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we all have that one room filled with wax encrusted candelabras
January 28, 2026 at 3:49 AM
we all have that one room filled with wax encrusted candelabras
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well we would hope nobody needs to hear this but just in case
THE HORSE IS RIGHT THIS TIME
THE HORSE IS RIGHT THIS TIME
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes federal agents
January 28, 2026 at 7:06 AM
well we would hope nobody needs to hear this but just in case
THE HORSE IS RIGHT THIS TIME
THE HORSE IS RIGHT THIS TIME
Tired of eating tiny shrimps? Sounds like a krill issue
January 28, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Tired of eating tiny shrimps? Sounds like a krill issue
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You are most hot and furious when you win.
January 27, 2026 at 3:45 PM
You are most hot and furious when you win.
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I nap in the back of my dragula
January 25, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I nap in the back of my dragula
getting harder every day to be a silly goose and not that one with the knife
January 25, 2026 at 3:00 PM
getting harder every day to be a silly goose and not that one with the knife
The persistence of glen powell and jared leto is not a good economic indicator for the movie industry
January 25, 2026 at 1:45 AM
The persistence of glen powell and jared leto is not a good economic indicator for the movie industry
Why do they call them djinn and not sandwitches?
January 23, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Why do they call them djinn and not sandwitches?
there’s a whole genre of music now where girls sing like sleepy babies and boys sing like they’re trying to sell you homemade four lokos
January 23, 2026 at 3:16 PM
there’s a whole genre of music now where girls sing like sleepy babies and boys sing like they’re trying to sell you homemade four lokos
siri, can you die of rhea?
January 22, 2026 at 12:53 PM
siri, can you die of rhea?
watching a documentary about our nation’s declining freak population (pink flamingos)
January 22, 2026 at 12:46 PM
watching a documentary about our nation’s declining freak population (pink flamingos)
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all kids do nowadays is ask AI if plato is in fortnite
January 21, 2026 at 9:00 PM
all kids do nowadays is ask AI if plato is in fortnite
the wild thing about talking to british people is you’ll say something like “nice sunglasses” and they’ll act confused and say “oh, you mean my deluminators?”
January 19, 2026 at 11:21 AM
the wild thing about talking to british people is you’ll say something like “nice sunglasses” and they’ll act confused and say “oh, you mean my deluminators?”
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I don't think any AFC team should be in the Super Bowl
January 18, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I don't think any AFC team should be in the Super Bowl
Maybe the real monster was the frankensteins we made along the way
January 17, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Maybe the real monster was the frankensteins we made along the way