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belts need to be measured from buckle to median notch. buckle to tip is useless information.
January 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM
belts need to be measured from buckle to median notch. buckle to tip is useless information.
Not everyone is brave enough to say it but deaf people love to cheat at charades
January 4, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Not everyone is brave enough to say it but deaf people love to cheat at charades
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but: don’t die before he does
January 4, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but: don’t die before he does
For someone convinced of their street cred I do say “alas” a lot
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
For someone convinced of their street cred I do say “alas” a lot
So there’s this cabdriver who’s hearing impaired and someone hits his car and says they’re walking because he goes into the crosswalk and honestly jodie foster should have just taken a waimo
I want to do letterboxd reviews that are all movies I’ve never seen but have had guys quote at me for 20 years
January 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
So there’s this cabdriver who’s hearing impaired and someone hits his car and says they’re walking because he goes into the crosswalk and honestly jodie foster should have just taken a waimo
babe I got you this neat talisman from that old curio shoppe at the end of the alley that is only sometimes there, you’re gonna love it
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 PM
babe I got you this neat talisman from that old curio shoppe at the end of the alley that is only sometimes there, you’re gonna love it
hot kringles in your area want to meet
blitzn: a dating for santas
January 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
hot kringles in your area want to meet
blitzn: a dating for santas
January 2, 2026 at 5:32 PM
blitzn: a dating for santas
I can’t believe its almost christmas
January 1, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I can’t believe its almost christmas
Not to be racist but all star trek aliens look the same to me
December 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Not to be racist but all star trek aliens look the same to me
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hashtags are such a useful feature because when you see one used in earnest you instantly know that person posts complete dogshit
April 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
hashtags are such a useful feature because when you see one used in earnest you instantly know that person posts complete dogshit
unlike tiny tim, the lobsters—
December 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
unlike tiny tim, the lobsters—
Forming a party to fight this thing
December 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Forming a party to fight this thing
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2025 recapped
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
2025 recapped
Bluesky needs a dynamic app icon that changes color based on realtime vibes so you know what you’re in for before logging in
December 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Bluesky needs a dynamic app icon that changes color based on realtime vibes so you know what you’re in for before logging in
If I had secretly replaced my regular hand with a knife-hand this is how I would conceal it on television
December 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If I had secretly replaced my regular hand with a knife-hand this is how I would conceal it on television
rip cyrano de bergerac, you would have loved sexting
December 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
rip cyrano de bergerac, you would have loved sexting
Remember how seth green had all his monkeys stolen, monkeys he was going to make a tv show about? That was our library of alexandria moment
December 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Remember how seth green had all his monkeys stolen, monkeys he was going to make a tv show about? That was our library of alexandria moment
using the white courtesy phone at the airport to compliment your new patagonia fleece
December 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
using the white courtesy phone at the airport to compliment your new patagonia fleece
The picture of mahomes dropping an upper decker on them is 🤌
The Chiefs have played at Arrowhead Stadium in Missouri since 1972.
Kansas City Chiefs Expected To Leave Missouri For Kansas After $3 Billion Stadium Funding Approved
The Chiefs have played at Arrowhead Stadium in Missouri since 1972.
www.forbes.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The picture of mahomes dropping an upper decker on them is 🤌
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
pronouncing Sean Penn’s nam as “seen peen” until he catches me and breaks my nose
December 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
pronouncing Sean Penn’s nam as “seen peen” until he catches me and breaks my nose
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
Roosters don’t say cock-a-doodle-do. No birds say that. That’s just something some pervert made up.
December 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Roosters don’t say cock-a-doodle-do. No birds say that. That’s just something some pervert made up.