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Giraud, seasonal candy edition
@giraud.bsky.social
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Please be funny or a cat.
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Man pointing to his own eyes with index and middle fingers
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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whomst among us?
Red disk container of Hubba Bubba snappy strawberry flavor mega long gum
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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thinking about getting play doh for lunch again
burger, fries, and brussels sprouts made out of play-doh
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Kristi Yamaguccimane Sr. holding a shotgun
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Zohran Mamdani in an elevator saying, “Truly, you need to stop.”
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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BREAKING: leaked footage shows Mamdani trying to force Gracie Law in Chinatown
James Hong dressed as Chinese sorcerer David Lo Pan, struggles with Gracie Law who wears a red gown and elaborate headdress
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Man whispering into George W Bush’s ear reports of a third rodeo
November 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Therapist: you need to start making better choices
Me: totallyyyy
Also me:
Three bottles of Polar diet double fudge seltzer on a grocery store shelf
November 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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May I submit the following error of my own making for commiseration?
Three bottles of Polar Diet Double Fudge soda on a shelf A bespectacled David Cross looking at a blonde person with the following caption: “…but it might work for us.”
November 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Moonposting
Full moon over chinatown
November 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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lol. lmao, even
Frantic plea from the Cuomo campaign: Mamdani is a radical who will gut the NYPD and make our city less safe. Tomorrow go out and support Andrew Cuomo - he is the only candidate who can defeat Mamdani and will back the blue! The smiling giant head of Mamdani that has been crossed out as he surveys the exploding city beneath him. Paid for by defend nyc and not expressly or otherwise authorized or requested by any candidate or any candidate’s committee or agent. More information at nyc.gov/followthemoney
November 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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inside you is two wolves
Cass: YES!! DAYLIGHT SAVINGS IS OVER kat: straight up not enjoying having been timeshifted into darkness
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.
Carolyn Jones
November 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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ISS Piss Tracker: The piss tank on the ISS is now 61% full. Rusty Shack...: the Griffin family from Family Guy up to their necks in water in an enclosed metal room that it slowly filling with more water
October 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Kurt Vonnegut watches you masturbate from heaven
Cloud formation that looks like Kurt Vonnegut.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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tan dog wearing eyeball glasses to hide her hangover
October 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Incitatus reading this rn:
A horse at a banquet table looking surprised as onlookers in togas raise goblets in a toast
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Mike Primavera @primawesome Pete Hegseth told me the ocean keep eating his airplanes so l asked how many F-18'she has and he said he just goes to the Pentagon and gets a new F-18 afterwards so l said it sounds like he's just feeding airplanes to the ocean and then his sponsor started crying.
October 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Mike Primavera @primawesome the Pete Hegseth told me ocean keep eating his airplanes so l asked how many F-18'she has and he said he just goes to the Pentagon and gets a new F-18 afterwards so l said it sounds like he's just feeding airplanes to the ocean and then his sponsor started crying.
October 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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all hail the dom kimg!
Don king
October 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Where I’m posting from
THE MID APARTMENT RESIDENCES
October 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Mamdani in an elevator, pleading for you to stop.
October 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Mamdani in an elevator, pleading “Truly, you need to stop.”
October 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Gonna tell my grandkids this was Andrew Cuomo
A filthy and naked Mayor McCheese figurine with a cheeseburger for a head, staring forlornly at the camera
October 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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How do you get over 100k followers on bluesky? Post good, like this:
Lynda Will No... @iv... • 1h Who pulled off the Louvre Heist? A.) DOGE B.) debt laden 20 somethings C.) Mar-a-lardo lounge lizards D.) Kash's FBI
October 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM