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(me after seeing Disney’s Hall of Presidents exhibit) Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
(me after seeing Disney’s Hall of Presidents exhibit) Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
whomst among us?
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
whomst among us?
The reviews are in!
Your posts are dangerous. I came here for socializing and instead I’m learning French fart linguistics.
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The reviews are in!
Some of you already know that “Chat GPT” sounds like “cat, I farted” in French.
But if you pronounce the T in “chat” it becomes “pussy, I farted”, which was also the title of Angela Lansbury’s least popular mystery.
But if you pronounce the T in “chat” it becomes “pussy, I farted”, which was also the title of Angela Lansbury’s least popular mystery.
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Some of you already know that “Chat GPT” sounds like “cat, I farted” in French.
But if you pronounce the T in “chat” it becomes “pussy, I farted”, which was also the title of Angela Lansbury’s least popular mystery.
But if you pronounce the T in “chat” it becomes “pussy, I farted”, which was also the title of Angela Lansbury’s least popular mystery.
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Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left
sloppy joes aren’t sloppy enough, we need slurpy joes
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
sloppy joes aren’t sloppy enough, we need slurpy joes
I’m starting to think this Jimmy Epstein character might have been a bad egg
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I’m starting to think this Jimmy Epstein character might have been a bad egg
what is the brain if not a large steam-powered device that clacks and judders as it trundles along? what is a skeet if not the periodic venting of the valves, monitored by the goblins who pilot it, to prevent the contraption from exploding?
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
what is the brain if not a large steam-powered device that clacks and judders as it trundles along? what is a skeet if not the periodic venting of the valves, monitored by the goblins who pilot it, to prevent the contraption from exploding?
the mobject of your affection
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
the mobject of your affection
thinking about getting play doh for lunch again
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
thinking about getting play doh for lunch again
I have traveled the great silk road and crossed an endless desert to present you with the finest plastic gewgaws, my liege.
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I have traveled the great silk road and crossed an endless desert to present you with the finest plastic gewgaws, my liege.
are you saying these old wives have tails?
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
are you saying these old wives have tails?
jump starting a self-loathing bender with mushroom coffee
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
jump starting a self-loathing bender with mushroom coffee
The next time chuck schumer’s name is trending better be the last time
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The next time chuck schumer’s name is trending better be the last time
james bond doesn't even do any spying! he's just a drunk who kills people with pistols and hpv
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
james bond doesn't even do any spying! he's just a drunk who kills people with pistols and hpv
y’all need to stop showing me labubu boys face, it is deeply cursed
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
y’all need to stop showing me labubu boys face, it is deeply cursed
Broke: friends to lovers
Woke: mutuals to smoochuals
Woke: mutuals to smoochuals
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Broke: friends to lovers
Woke: mutuals to smoochuals
Woke: mutuals to smoochuals
Remember that time Mick Jagger did a music video with a bunch of puppets?
Genesis (social media)
Genesis released "Land of Confusion" #OnThisDay in 1986 as a single from "Invisible Touch".
Genesis released "Land of Confusion" #OnThisDay in 1986 as a single from "Invisible Touch".
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Remember that time Mick Jagger did a music video with a bunch of puppets?
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rip anne boleyn you would have loved salon quality shampoos and conditioners
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
rip anne boleyn you would have loved salon quality shampoos and conditioners
a name so greek it gives you dyslexia
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
a name so greek it gives you dyslexia
*tips sticky fedora*
...is there a lord marmalade?
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
*tips sticky fedora*
Glen Powell needs to stop fucking around and commit to being a full-time mustache person
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Glen Powell needs to stop fucking around and commit to being a full-time mustache person
I wish more liberals understood that schumer and jeffries et al are part of the republican aparatus
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I wish more liberals understood that schumer and jeffries et al are part of the republican aparatus
Leviticus says that if you spill your seed you must make an offering of two turtle doves, but doesn’t explain what sexual perversions the three french hens and other birds are assigned to
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Leviticus says that if you spill your seed you must make an offering of two turtle doves, but doesn’t explain what sexual perversions the three french hens and other birds are assigned to