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he’s a 10 but he’s obsessed with lofi beats to study to (🧵 of downtempo, deep house, and otherwise chill songs I like)
RIBBIT JAM
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yeah, the thing about your ass is it’s not so much what your ass wants inside of it as it is what you want inside your ass

it’s a *mindset* shift
January 7, 2026 at 4:08 AM
to all women, if you are absolutely any combination of these things: hello

also other women: hello
That is clearly a list of women who have rejected you, but ok buddy whatever you say
January 7, 2026 at 3:29 AM
if I had the limitless pill I bet I could watch horror movies
January 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
@lethaljorts.bsky.social I decided I’m gonna be a Wolves guy the rest of the way this year
January 7, 2026 at 2:06 AM
STOP! Or my Mothra will shoot!
Stepmothra
Meet the Mothras
January 7, 2026 at 2:02 AM
hosting international guests for a hackathon I am judging this week, got tiny t2 to STEM CAMP and swim practice after school while taking a meeting from the car AND I just cooked dinner now that we are finally home for the first time since 6am

it’s not every day, but some days I do the damn thing 🤙
January 7, 2026 at 1:33 AM
made this public so maybe I can get some more of you to tell me how gross you are (like me)
what’s your favorite food based on what happens to it in your body?

example: corn and blue cake frosting basically make green and gold poop for when I’m really serious about backing the Pack 🏈🤙
January 7, 2026 at 12:18 AM
bring👏🏼 back👏🏼 rhodes👏🏼 to👏🏼 the👏🏼 top
January 6, 2026 at 11:08 PM
“post avatar depression syndrome” fuck all the way off
January 6, 2026 at 6:53 PM
cool, when you gonna start doing literally any of this?
The strength of our democracy lies in our willingness to confront the threats against it.

January 6th stands as a stark warning and a solemn charge. We must choose truth over lies, courage over cowardice, and democracy over autocracy. The future of our Republic depends on it.
January 6, 2026 at 6:46 PM
listen it was weird when we didn’t cancel Rappaport in the 90s for appropriating black culture so this one is kind of on us

we should have rid ourselves of him 30 or more years ago
i apparently come from a reality where michael rapaport died in the 2000s because what do you mean he is alive and wont shut the fuck up
January 6, 2026 at 1:49 PM
woke tiny t2 up and the first thing he does after I say good morning is sleepily sing “spooky scary skeletons, shivering down my spine!”

being a parent rules
January 6, 2026 at 1:18 PM
man Primate looks like such a good premise for a movie I would never in a million years watch

I very much wish I could deal with horror but alas, I am baby
January 6, 2026 at 12:44 PM
January 6, 2026 at 12:25 PM
have once again reached the Kevin Hart line in Modern Family
January 6, 2026 at 4:12 AM
tripped up the little set of stairs from the bowling alley to the promenade, broke my wrist
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

😅
January 6, 2026 at 2:22 AM
every few weeks a different publication has published the exact same article with a different headline

people are 💯 being gaslit about this extraordinarily rare thing
January 6, 2026 at 2:08 AM
nightmare situation
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 6, 2026 at 12:15 AM
what’s your favorite food based on what happens to it in your body?

example: corn and blue cake frosting basically make green and gold poop for when I’m really serious about backing the Pack 🏈🤙
January 5, 2026 at 11:58 PM
ok actually some designers should be replaced by AI
WWE x Stranger Things merch
January 5, 2026 at 11:26 PM
January 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
to add insult to injury, I just heard Hawk Tuah is back
January 5, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I am seriously considering an extended break from this website not because it’s any worse or better than anywhere else, but because I’m unsure how much more “getting angry every day” is healthy - it’s probably none!
January 5, 2026 at 9:40 PM
everyone had to go back to work and that odious dickhead is openly pining for world war 3

bleak day
January 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
people on here will tweet anything. “the prequel trilogy eclipses the original trilogy.” no they don’t. that isn’t true.
January 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM