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Tyler
@okty.bsky.social
· Jul 4
Hey. I love all y'all. Seriously. I'm proud of you and the things you've done and are doing and will do. Existing in a hostile world is an act of bravery, and make no mistake: the world is better with you in it.
Left voicemails for Ossoff, Warnock, and McCormick this morning, all saying the exact same thing: if every member of this administration isn’t impeached, then Congress has abdicated its responsibility as an equal branch of government, and the Constitution is effectively moot.
January 3, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Left voicemails for Ossoff, Warnock, and McCormick this morning, all saying the exact same thing: if every member of this administration isn’t impeached, then Congress has abdicated its responsibility as an equal branch of government, and the Constitution is effectively moot.
Get to espn if you want to see a fight
January 3, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Get to espn if you want to see a fight
Sure looked like that wake DB went right for the leg.
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Sure looked like that wake DB went right for the leg.
WAKE BABY YOU GOTTA BLOCK ON THE XP
January 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
WAKE BABY YOU GOTTA BLOCK ON THE XP
It's gotta be hard for noted turf science school Mississippi State to play on this shiny green no padding indoor outdoor basement carpet tonight.
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
It's gotta be hard for noted turf science school Mississippi State to play on this shiny green no padding indoor outdoor basement carpet tonight.
Refuses to let me love on her.
January 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Refuses to let me love on her.
CBS News is less useful than turn signals on a BMW.
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 2, 2026 at 10:29 PM
CBS News is less useful than turn signals on a BMW.
* stare at the blank page before them
* open up the dirty window
* let the sun illuminate the words that they cannot find
* open up the dirty window
* let the sun illuminate the words that they cannot find
It's 2026.
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
January 2, 2026 at 10:18 PM
* stare at the blank page before them
* open up the dirty window
* let the sun illuminate the words that they cannot find
* open up the dirty window
* let the sun illuminate the words that they cannot find
getting your car first date clean is a nice way to be productive and reset the mood if you have some free time
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
getting your car first date clean is a nice way to be productive and reset the mood if you have some free time
We have now moved onto “I Can’t Make You Love Me“ by Bonnie Raitt. Just speedrunning feelings today.
January 2, 2026 at 8:29 PM
We have now moved onto “I Can’t Make You Love Me“ by Bonnie Raitt. Just speedrunning feelings today.
When Lane calls her "Kim" and not "Coach" in bed
January 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
When Lane calls her "Kim" and not "Coach" in bed
At my old Starbucks in the city and no one recognizes me :(
January 2, 2026 at 5:16 PM
At my old Starbucks in the city and no one recognizes me :(
I feel bad because my brother in law is having a tough week at work and personally and I am systematically dismantling him in our chess game.
January 2, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I feel bad because my brother in law is having a tough week at work and personally and I am systematically dismantling him in our chess game.
Reposted by Tyler
"Just following up on that project we discussed in early December."
January 1, 2026 at 10:14 PM
"Just following up on that project we discussed in early December."
🎶 it's Friday, I'm in love 🎶
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
January 2, 2026 at 2:18 PM
🎶 it's Friday, I'm in love 🎶
Ole Miss is undefeated since Zohran Mamdani was sworn in.
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Ole Miss is undefeated since Zohran Mamdani was sworn in.
I better see this same energy and commitment for Texas State and Rice in the Armed Forces Bowl tomorrow.
January 2, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I better see this same energy and commitment for Texas State and Rice in the Armed Forces Bowl tomorrow.
What a dang day of sports
January 2, 2026 at 5:12 AM
What a dang day of sports
WHAT'D I TELL Y'ALL
There is still time to fit one more dumb in here.
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 AM
WHAT'D I TELL Y'ALL
Lol they're gonna get one more play
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Lol they're gonna get one more play
There is still time to fit one more dumb in here.
January 2, 2026 at 4:47 AM
There is still time to fit one more dumb in here.