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Tyler
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Find me at Whole Foods, bitch.
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Hey. I love all y'all. Seriously. I'm proud of you and the things you've done and are doing and will do. Existing in a hostile world is an act of bravery, and make no mistake: the world is better with you in it.
Like a gator pulls a chicken
As it passes the swamp
Like a shrimp that meets a gumbo
Or maybe just some sauce
Who can say if I've been fired for the cause
But because go tigahs
(Because go tigahs)
Because go tigahs
I have been fired for cause
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Even Carl Lewis thought that anthem was pitchy.
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The best pop tart
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
When you tell Linda she has to go outside and it’s under 40°
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
WEATHER REPORT: IT IS TECHNICALLY SNOWING IN THE NORTHERN ATLANTA SUBURBS
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
*WILE E. COYOTE: THERE ARE REASONS TO BE 'DEEPLY SKEPTICAL' OF ROAD RUNNER
🚨*JEFFRIES: THERE ARE REASONS TO BE 'DEEPLY SKEPTICAL' OF GOP
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"Often, when someone passes before a certain time, they're described as "gone too soon" or if past that certain time that they "lived a full life", but in this case every breath he took contained oxygen better suited for any other, more productive, purpose."
Give me the opening line of the spite obit you’d write. No need to identify the decedent. Let fly.
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Lol. My former company.
This is insane. This is *literally* doing the same mechanics of the housing crisis and 2008 recession but to create debt to finance construction of AI data centers

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/b...
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
No Kings
Sen. Angus King on why Democrats caved: "It wasn't working."
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Lol
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Of all the dumb things my dumb industry does, pre building without electric supply is probably the dumbest. Even in the regulatory-less hellscape the current admin prefers, triple digit MW scale supply takes years to bring online.
Data-center projects that “may sit empty for years because the local utility isn’t ready to supply electricity.”

@bloomberg.com @weisenthal.bsky.social $NVDA
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
If you grew up in a Baptist church you could always spot the one guy in the choir whose wife was obviously making him do it.
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Stewie Sweater Szn
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Shout out to the After Dark feed for putting my friends' lewds back in the TL. You da real MVP
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Linda timeline cleanse
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Minnesota Vikings: all-time franchise leader in "ope, maybe next year"
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Happy Hose Hat Day to all who celebrate
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Oh you're a big Dawson's Creek fan? My password is 90108.4052304
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Reposted by Tyler
When you don't use wrap text in excel
Is this dentist's office threatening me
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Corn maize
Today's grammar lesson: economize by using fewer words and avoiding redundant terms:

- ATM machine
- Chai tea
- Nazi sympathizer
November 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Oh my god these teams are so dumb
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Beavs on fourth and two drop a wide open first down and probably touchdown! Not ideal.
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love the Sam Houston State DB who attempted to defend a pass

a) in the air (okay!)
b) facing the wrong way (I mean)
c) behind the receiver (oh no)
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
mamdani is going to implement charania law. Any story involving the Knicks must be cleared by his team before it's released.
mamdani is going to implement sha-na-na law. rock and roll will be here to stay, it will never die
Mamdani is going to implement Sh-Boom Law. Life could be a dream, he will force it into reality, sweetheart.
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
When the tailgate runs out of Zima.
New Virginia meme dropped.
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM