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Tyler
@okty.bsky.social
· Jul 4
Hey. I love all y'all. Seriously. I'm proud of you and the things you've done and are doing and will do. Existing in a hostile world is an act of bravery, and make no mistake: the world is better with you in it.
I would like to be in bed
January 5, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I would like to be in bed
This had less of a chance than I did with Rihanna
January 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
This had less of a chance than I did with Rihanna
Let's pitch it and see if one blocker and the running back can beat three defenders into the end zone.
Masterful plan, coach.
Masterful plan, coach.
January 5, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Let's pitch it and see if one blocker and the running back can beat three defenders into the end zone.
Masterful plan, coach.
Masterful plan, coach.
Aaron Rodgers running like a vaccine is chasing him
January 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Aaron Rodgers running like a vaccine is chasing him
Hey girl is your name Instant Replay because I can't tell if you're a catch or not.
January 5, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Hey girl is your name Instant Replay because I can't tell if you're a catch or not.
Reposted by Tyler
Time for another one of Alice's Horse Facts!
Horses produce 5 to 10 gallons of saliva a day! For reference, those blue jugs of water that people use for drinking fountains is 5 gallons.
Horses produce 5 to 10 gallons of saliva a day! For reference, those blue jugs of water that people use for drinking fountains is 5 gallons.
January 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Time for another one of Alice's Horse Facts!
Horses produce 5 to 10 gallons of saliva a day! For reference, those blue jugs of water that people use for drinking fountains is 5 gallons.
Horses produce 5 to 10 gallons of saliva a day! For reference, those blue jugs of water that people use for drinking fountains is 5 gallons.
I have a hormone blood panel tomorrow morning. The email said to abstain from any sexual activity 24 hours prior. I did several thousand hours just to be sure it’s accurate.
January 4, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I have a hormone blood panel tomorrow morning. The email said to abstain from any sexual activity 24 hours prior. I did several thousand hours just to be sure it’s accurate.
Dropped a Very Heavy Metal Thing on my toe and it's going to be gnarly later when I show all my bluesky friends.
January 4, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Dropped a Very Heavy Metal Thing on my toe and it's going to be gnarly later when I show all my bluesky friends.
Need to do skincare but don't feel like doing skincare.
January 4, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Need to do skincare but don't feel like doing skincare.
Troy Aikman Shut the Fuck Up Challenge: Impossible
January 4, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Troy Aikman Shut the Fuck Up Challenge: Impossible
i’m old enough to remember when Republicans were vehemently anti-regime change
January 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
i’m old enough to remember when Republicans were vehemently anti-regime change
Buddy sometimes you get 13 win Darnold and sometimes you get 3 loss Darnold and the gulf between them is VAST.
January 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Buddy sometimes you get 13 win Darnold and sometimes you get 3 loss Darnold and the gulf between them is VAST.
Another incredible night for my gf, The Moon.
January 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Another incredible night for my gf, The Moon.
The NFL playoff committee should just leave out the NFC south and put Indiana in
January 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
The NFL playoff committee should just leave out the NFC south and put Indiana in
I have received three (3) texts about how hot Dave Canales is.
January 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I have received three (3) texts about how hot Dave Canales is.
To @housedemocrats.bsky.social
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social
Publicly and repeatedly demand impeachment or resign.
If you do neither, go ahead and pack your office because you’re losing your next election.
IMPEACH NOW.
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social
Publicly and repeatedly demand impeachment or resign.
If you do neither, go ahead and pack your office because you’re losing your next election.
IMPEACH NOW.
January 3, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I could eat a falafel right now.
January 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I could eat a falafel right now.
Left voicemails for Ossoff, Warnock, and McCormick this morning, all saying the exact same thing: if every member of this administration isn’t impeached, then Congress has abdicated its responsibility as an equal branch of government, and the Constitution is effectively moot.
January 3, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Left voicemails for Ossoff, Warnock, and McCormick this morning, all saying the exact same thing: if every member of this administration isn’t impeached, then Congress has abdicated its responsibility as an equal branch of government, and the Constitution is effectively moot.