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Tyler
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Find me at Whole Foods, bitch.
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Hey. I love all y'all. Seriously. I'm proud of you and the things you've done and are doing and will do. Existing in a hostile world is an act of bravery, and make no mistake: the world is better with you in it.
It's 2:30 where my dentists at
December 7, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Dook what are you doin bb
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Do we think Ohio State still makes it in?
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Oh my god Indiana has

ONIONS
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Duke's strategy of run plays and leaving a key defender completely unblocked may not serve them well in the pursuit of touchdowns.
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Missed left bc of woke!!!
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
COLLEGE KICKERS
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
lots of people are going to ask: why play a conference championship game and then get left out of the playoff? But I think the real question we should be asking is this: if the laws of physics apply everywhere, then how did the Big Bang happen? Why is there anything instead of nothing?
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Usually when 11 Duke students get together it's called Conspiracy to Commit Securities Fraud
September 5, 2023 at 3:04 AM
Drove through Tech's campus since it vaguely reminds me of my own Tech's campus. Many say that Blacksburg is the Atlanta of Southwestern Virginia.
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
If you are out in midtown DM me where and I'll drive by and yell at you
I'm gonna drive around midtown for a few minutes just to feel normal before heading back to the burbs
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I'm gonna drive around midtown for a few minutes just to feel normal before heading back to the burbs
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Let's see how this goes
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Does anyone want to come do the jury experience thing in downtown tonight
December 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Watching this guy try to parallel park and I almost asked if he needed help. My guy was in full PANICK mode turning the wheel back and forth and not coming anywhere close to being in the spot.
December 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
🎶 Simply halving a wonde chri ti 🎶
December 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Slept wrong and now my neck hurts.

Maybe I'll complain about it.
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I loved this so much!
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
🥰🥰
December 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Some guy bet $15k to win less than $600 on a lebron > 10 pts and for the first time since January 2007 he finished in single digits.
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I told our ceo at 630 that I would get him one data point for a call he has tomorrow morning, and I can't get it in Salesforce because the Sales Idiot didn't input it correctly, Sales Idiot and Sales Idiot Boss won't answer their phones, Sales Ops said he doesn't know and he also tried calling them.
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I have a spider friend who lives in my shower and never bothers anyone. I say hi to him every time in there.
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
“Hey, how come people don't have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack, why can't it be a meal, you know? I don't understand stuff like that.”
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Y'all are so beautiful it makes me so happy.
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Free rails at TOTS.
What’s the thing your college town could offer “for life” to keep a coach there?
First Crumbl Cookies, next FREE BEEF 🥩 FOR LIFE
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM