Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley
@shelleyelwood.bsky.social
"food-motivated but still kind of uptight" Probably a human being. Former NJ vol fire chief. RA, SLE, POTS. Happy Color Profiteer
Middle Smithfield, PA/Poconos/DWG
Middle Smithfield, PA/Poconos/DWG
Apparently that oversized t-shirt I wore last night is past its due date because I put it on tonight and it bruised my arms with its wrinkles, fine, fine, I get the hint
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Apparently that oversized t-shirt I wore last night is past its due date because I put it on tonight and it bruised my arms with its wrinkles, fine, fine, I get the hint
Still cloudy here.
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Still cloudy here.
lol, these people in Queens really confused why someone vandalized a dozen cop cars and not their cars. We are not confused.
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
lol, these people in Queens really confused why someone vandalized a dozen cop cars and not their cars. We are not confused.
Lol they had current Mark Harmon do the intro on tonight's NCIS: Origin then had him do that Michael Jackson morph into the guy who plays Young Gibbs on the (awful) show and... it just really pointed up that they cast a guy who looks NOTHING like Mark Harmon other than being white
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Lol they had current Mark Harmon do the intro on tonight's NCIS: Origin then had him do that Michael Jackson morph into the guy who plays Young Gibbs on the (awful) show and... it just really pointed up that they cast a guy who looks NOTHING like Mark Harmon other than being white
I actually put it on the calendar for once so I just used up the last of the 6 lb batch of salsa (shredded) chicken I made on September 18, not bad (I have the raw materials to make a new batch later this week)
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I actually put it on the calendar for once so I just used up the last of the 6 lb batch of salsa (shredded) chicken I made on September 18, not bad (I have the raw materials to make a new batch later this week)
I just saw a pharma ad for an anti-depressant that used as its jingle... This Little Light of Mine. I do not know how to feel about this. Weird, I mostly feel weird.
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I just saw a pharma ad for an anti-depressant that used as its jingle... This Little Light of Mine. I do not know how to feel about this. Weird, I mostly feel weird.
Hello, Raynauds, my old friend
I can feel my hands again
(I got home from the store about 20 minutes ago)
I can feel my hands again
(I got home from the store about 20 minutes ago)
November 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hello, Raynauds, my old friend
I can feel my hands again
(I got home from the store about 20 minutes ago)
I can feel my hands again
(I got home from the store about 20 minutes ago)
I'm slow on the uptake but I just realized that when Brits say they are eating a bore-bun biscuit, they mean the ones labeled "Bourbon", which Americans would pronounce burr-ben (do they even have the bourbon liquor over there and if so do they also call that bore-bun? Perhaps I don't want to know)
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I'm slow on the uptake but I just realized that when Brits say they are eating a bore-bun biscuit, they mean the ones labeled "Bourbon", which Americans would pronounce burr-ben (do they even have the bourbon liquor over there and if so do they also call that bore-bun? Perhaps I don't want to know)
I am idly watching Midsomer on Ovation, and they keep running ads for Endurance auto repair insurance, which is for cars out of warranty (but not older than 20 years), and I do not understand how this works, economically, sure it's $2K/yr but they cannot be paying out $5K a year on every policy??
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I am idly watching Midsomer on Ovation, and they keep running ads for Endurance auto repair insurance, which is for cars out of warranty (but not older than 20 years), and I do not understand how this works, economically, sure it's $2K/yr but they cannot be paying out $5K a year on every policy??
There is weird white fluffy stuff flying around outside, I choose to believe it's just some kind of dandelion poof or dandruff
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
There is weird white fluffy stuff flying around outside, I choose to believe it's just some kind of dandelion poof or dandruff
We won every war between WWI and WWII? I mean, technically true. But.
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
We won every war between WWI and WWII? I mean, technically true. But.
Do not get me wrong, I love my soft pants, but we don't talk enough about how sometimes when you put them on, your foot catches the bottom of the leg and puts it into the leg hole as you try to don them and it becomes a whole thing and... not just me, is it??
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Do not get me wrong, I love my soft pants, but we don't talk enough about how sometimes when you put them on, your foot catches the bottom of the leg and puts it into the leg hole as you try to don them and it becomes a whole thing and... not just me, is it??
Lol, I put on a pair of compression gloves last night (weather pain, hand pain at 11) and was very careful not to dislodge the bandaids on the back of my right hand. Took them off just now, again careful about the bandaids and, yeah, I believe the compression means those bandaids are permanent now
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Lol, I put on a pair of compression gloves last night (weather pain, hand pain at 11) and was very careful not to dislodge the bandaids on the back of my right hand. Took them off just now, again careful about the bandaids and, yeah, I believe the compression means those bandaids are permanent now
I never realized how glad I was that Ghosts UK and US never dedicated an entire episode to the ghosts watching the main couple have sex (yes, I am watching the AU spinoff)
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I never realized how glad I was that Ghosts UK and US never dedicated an entire episode to the ghosts watching the main couple have sex (yes, I am watching the AU spinoff)
lol, this FBI felt very Law & Order, started with a random couple losing their tween daughter at a NYC park, mom finds daughter dad is... stabbed to death, which turns out to be tied to a Saudi man trafficking women. Feds have Saudi surrounded, he give villain speech, trafficked woman shoots him
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
lol, this FBI felt very Law & Order, started with a random couple losing their tween daughter at a NYC park, mom finds daughter dad is... stabbed to death, which turns out to be tied to a Saudi man trafficking women. Feds have Saudi surrounded, he give villain speech, trafficked woman shoots him
Every time I see an actor I haven't watched regularly in about 5 years and they are now way skinnier in an unflattering way, esp men, I assume they have gone vegan, when in truth they probably used that drug
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Every time I see an actor I haven't watched regularly in about 5 years and they are now way skinnier in an unflattering way, esp men, I assume they have gone vegan, when in truth they probably used that drug
There are two sitcoms on at this time on different networks, and one I love unabashedly, and the other I am waiting to get good and only consider meh, so I am watching that meh one live since I know I'd never get around to watching it later
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
There are two sitcoms on at this time on different networks, and one I love unabashedly, and the other I am waiting to get good and only consider meh, so I am watching that meh one live since I know I'd never get around to watching it later
Buzzfeed's top story is one from 2023 where a woman who was born to a Jewish father and Catholic mother, and chose to be Jewish, was shocked the observant Greek Orthodox man she was dating expected any woman he married to convert to his faith. Is this not... common? Scintillating
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Buzzfeed's top story is one from 2023 where a woman who was born to a Jewish father and Catholic mother, and chose to be Jewish, was shocked the observant Greek Orthodox man she was dating expected any woman he married to convert to his faith. Is this not... common? Scintillating
I am finally on the final episode of Trollied which apparently aired in as a Christmas special in 2018 after the last season of the series which aired in February of that year and how did the hairlines of the male cast recede so much in a mere 10 months, it's stunning
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I am finally on the final episode of Trollied which apparently aired in as a Christmas special in 2018 after the last season of the series which aired in February of that year and how did the hairlines of the male cast recede so much in a mere 10 months, it's stunning
I am glad there are only a couple episodes left of my watch of Trollied (I'm on S7) because beautiful women are fighting over Neville and I cannot suspend my disbelief that far
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I am glad there are only a couple episodes left of my watch of Trollied (I'm on S7) because beautiful women are fighting over Neville and I cannot suspend my disbelief that far
Doing an early viewing of Turkeys Away (don't worry, I will watch it again on Thanksgiving)
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Doing an early viewing of Turkeys Away (don't worry, I will watch it again on Thanksgiving)
Went with the toasted coconut caramel cheesecake smoothie, plenty of time for the Snickerdoodle and Peppermint (also got a Gobbler bowl with corn & caramelized onions). Worth driving in the dark & rain for
November 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Went with the toasted coconut caramel cheesecake smoothie, plenty of time for the Snickerdoodle and Peppermint (also got a Gobbler bowl with corn & caramelized onions). Worth driving in the dark & rain for
The ads for "Dose" sure make it sound like "drink this weird expensive not-juice to explain away your cocaine addiction" to me
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The ads for "Dose" sure make it sound like "drink this weird expensive not-juice to explain away your cocaine addiction" to me
I have tricked myself into rewatching Here We Go again because of recommending it to RJ, whoops
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I have tricked myself into rewatching Here We Go again because of recommending it to RJ, whoops
Purple Connections... no, absolutely not, what the hell
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Purple Connections... no, absolutely not, what the hell