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optiMSTie
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Just this guy.

I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.

Howdy!

av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
[says in the most defeated voice possible]

just make a damn james bond movie

trust that we'll watch it

thank you for attending my tedtalk
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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when you accidentally become important at work
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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If you feel overwhelmed, remember that you can still make a difference doing little things. A compliment or word of encouragement, a tip to a favorite takeout place, a donation to a local charity, an email to your favorite author, time with a pet, a walk outside, or a phone call to a loved one.
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Everyone on the roster is a theatre kid, and I love it.
Thanksgiving! It's that one time of the year that we all Conglomerate with the people we love – and with the people who aren't as easy to love.

Join the AEW family for Thanksgiving Eve #AEWDynamite on TBS and Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision on TNT, both streaming on HBO Max!
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
THERE IS SO MUCH THAT IS GOOD ABOUT THIS and i'm running around and screaming and happily freaking out
Thanksgiving! It's that one time of the year that we all Conglomerate with the people we love – and with the people who aren't as easy to love.

Join the AEW family for Thanksgiving Eve #AEWDynamite on TBS and Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision on TNT, both streaming on HBO Max!
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"Regular... or menthol?"

Sam Rockwell as Head Thug in the first live-action Ninja Turtles movie!
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Now playing ▶️ #MST3K #MSTIEMONDAY
You in?
MSTie Monday!
YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It's been a long *time*... but my time is finally near.

And I can feel the change in the wind right now. Nothing's in my way.

🎵 AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA HOLD ME DOWN NO MORE 🎵

🎵 NO, THEY'RE NOT GONNA HOLD ME *DOWN* 🎵
It's been a long road getting from there to here.
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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"Fuku-san!"

"Ohta, go!"

"I talked to the challenger and asked if anyone else has tried this dish, he says his friend likes his cooking, and he can tell because his flotation device smiled!"
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
BUT THEY HAD FAITH OF THE HEART, DAMN IT

THEY WERE GOIN' WHERE THEIR HEARTS WOULD TAKE THEM
They signed off on using a cover of a 90’s Rod Stewart power ballad as the theme song for ENTERPRISE sooooo 🤷
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a turtleneck?

Hell, let's make it a three-for!
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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SUPPORT SMALL ARTISTS
SUPPORT SMALL ARTISTS
SUPPORT SMALL ARTISTS
SUPPORT SMALL ARTISTS
SUPPORT SMALL ARTISTS
SUPPORT SMALL ARTISTS
SUPPORT SMALL ARTISTS
SUPPORT SMALL ARTISTS
SUPPORT SMALL ARTISTS
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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John Woo: ‘Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my film is dying.’
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
🎵 waa waa waa waaaaaaaaaaa 🎵
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Somehow, I just don't think Roy is going to beat Hiroyuki Sakai in the Corn Battle on this week's Iron Chef...
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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On of my favorite scenes in cinema history (or, just flicks I’ve seen over 50ish years).
Fantastic movie, SEVERELY underrated within the Scorsese film canon, and the moment where Dick Miller catches the kiss that Rosanna Arquette blows to him [pictured below] is an all-timer.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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#DidYouKnow that the stars of "Mystery Science Theater 3000" made cameos in Marvel’s "Generation 2" comic? As the Autobots and Decepticons explore the dead moon of J'asik, the remains of Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot appear as some of the many victims of the Swarm!

tfwiki.net/wiki/Swarm_(...
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Goodnight, wherever you may be.

youtu.be/JQHPZUwYM84?...
"And Death Shall Have No Dominion" by Dylan Thomas
YouTube video by Charles Dundas
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Hi friends

I have absolutely no dollars and need foods and weeds, so I can eat the foods (I have gastroparesis)

I hate asking especially with everyone struggling, but I’m desperate 💜

$LaurenMcKenziest ca,v,pp -thank you so so much.
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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A faint glimmer of hope in all this: I haven’t seen a single person defend the democrats over this. Instead I see anger and disgust and fear.

LET THIS SHIT RADICALIZE YOU. We need you.
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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oh my gaaaaaaawd why does the santa on the little debbie christmas tree brownies box look like leonardo dicaprio from django unchained :-/
December 8, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Fantastic movie, SEVERELY underrated within the Scorsese film canon, and the moment where Dick Miller catches the kiss that Rosanna Arquette blows to him [pictured below] is an all-timer.
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM