optiMSTie
@optimstie.bsky.social
Just this guy.
I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.
Howdy!
av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.
Howdy!
av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
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While I like Elaine May the human so much, there's something about A League of Their Own directed by Penny Marshall, that I have to go with. Maybe it's a sentimental thing, but I was a tween when it came out and hit all the right notes for me
January 18, 2026 at 1:19 AM
While I like Elaine May the human so much, there's something about A League of Their Own directed by Penny Marshall, that I have to go with. Maybe it's a sentimental thing, but I was a tween when it came out and hit all the right notes for me
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Love you pass it on
Love you pass it on
Love you pass it on
January 18, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Love you pass it on
Tough one.
Now? I *wanna* say Elaine May's Mikey & Nicky. My fave 1976 movie. Says a lot in a year that gave us Network, All the President's Men, Rocky, and Taxi Driver.
Brilliant film about a horrible situation. Under May's direction, Falk & Cassavetes KILL IT, and really, May deserved the world.
Now? I *wanna* say Elaine May's Mikey & Nicky. My fave 1976 movie. Says a lot in a year that gave us Network, All the President's Men, Rocky, and Taxi Driver.
Brilliant film about a horrible situation. Under May's direction, Falk & Cassavetes KILL IT, and really, May deserved the world.
January 18, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Tough one.
Now? I *wanna* say Elaine May's Mikey & Nicky. My fave 1976 movie. Says a lot in a year that gave us Network, All the President's Men, Rocky, and Taxi Driver.
Brilliant film about a horrible situation. Under May's direction, Falk & Cassavetes KILL IT, and really, May deserved the world.
Now? I *wanna* say Elaine May's Mikey & Nicky. My fave 1976 movie. Says a lot in a year that gave us Network, All the President's Men, Rocky, and Taxi Driver.
Brilliant film about a horrible situation. Under May's direction, Falk & Cassavetes KILL IT, and really, May deserved the world.
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Love you pass it on
Love you pass it on
Love you pass it on
January 18, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Love you pass it on
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love you pass it on
Love you pass it on
Love you pass it on
January 18, 2026 at 12:36 AM
love you pass it on
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Looks like this is the last weekend you can preorder the physical edition of Jaws from LRG. It's the cult classic NES game, AND ALSO it includes the new "Enhanced Edition" of the game which was designed by
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me?!
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me?!
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Jaws Retro Edition Bigger Boat Edition (Switch, PS5)
– Limited Run Games
Jaws Retro Edition is region-free. This is an open pre-order for a limited time. PRE-ORDERS CLOSE ON SUNDAY, JANUARY 18, 2026, AT 11:59 PM EASTERN TIME. This can't be! There has never been a Great Whi...
limitedrungames.com
January 18, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Love you pass it on
Love you pass it on
January 18, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Love you pass it on
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![“My dad retired last month and he is living life to the fullest.”
Text chain:
“I know you're at work but I have some very urgent news. Please message me back”
“What's up? Is everything ok?”
“Did you know that you can put the movie theater butter on your hotdog? They can't stop you.”
[image of a hot dog held under a theater butter dispenser]
“I stepped out of a meeting for this.”
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Buff Bruce Lee would be badass
Unless, of course, we're talking about Tekken, then you *have* to refer to the character as Marshall Law, although, honestly, I was more of a Heihachi Mishima main or even a Paul Phoenix main BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
January 17, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Buff Bruce Lee would be badass
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Or if you mean the law that thou shalt save money, which of course is Marshall's Law.
Unless, of course, we're talking about Tekken, then you *have* to refer to the character as Marshall Law, although, honestly, I was more of a Heihachi Mishima main or even a Paul Phoenix main BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
January 17, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Or if you mean the law that thou shalt save money, which of course is Marshall's Law.
Unless, of course, we're talking about Tekken, then you *have* to refer to the character as Marshall Law, although, honestly, I was more of a Heihachi Mishima main or even a Paul Phoenix main BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
January 17, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Unless, of course, we're talking about Tekken, then you *have* to refer to the character as Marshall Law, although, honestly, I was more of a Heihachi Mishima main or even a Paul Phoenix main BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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OH
MY
FROG
😍
MY
FROG
😍
January 17, 2026 at 3:33 PM
OH
MY
FROG
😍
MY
FROG
😍
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Meanwhile, compliments of the actual writer who brought you Sinners;
January 17, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Meanwhile, compliments of the actual writer who brought you Sinners;
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Put me on every single anti-AI list you want. If AI has no haters, it is because I have died. Fuck every single one of you snake oil peddling phonies.
January 17, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Put me on every single anti-AI list you want. If AI has no haters, it is because I have died. Fuck every single one of you snake oil peddling phonies.
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Strong Bad with the 20XX smart microwave back in 2002. Visionary.
January 17, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Strong Bad with the 20XX smart microwave back in 2002. Visionary.
Everything ends. Even Hiroshi Tanahashi's amazing hair. Weep not for what we have lost but for what we had.
January 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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OCTOPUSES give zero fucks (positive)
We experienced a truly incredible moment at the aquarium when this octopus decided to be a total jerk to its tankmate.
January 17, 2026 at 3:05 PM
OCTOPUSES give zero fucks (positive)
BIG trouble, too!
Trouble, huh?
January 17, 2026 at 3:01 PM
BIG trouble, too!
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Playing the Indiana Jones video game and it’s amazing how Troy Baker captures the feeling of Harrison Ford not really wanting to be in this
January 17, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Playing the Indiana Jones video game and it’s amazing how Troy Baker captures the feeling of Harrison Ford not really wanting to be in this
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My cousin’s a massive Gary Numan fan so I had to get her this.
January 17, 2026 at 12:45 PM
My cousin’s a massive Gary Numan fan so I had to get her this.