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optiMSTie
@optimstie.bsky.social
Just this guy.

I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.

Howdy!

av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
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Megalon will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 7, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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Finally got my settings right
January 7, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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Torgo will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
January 7, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Charles Xavier is set to become South Park's Kenny of the superhero movie world.
I’m not excited to see the Fox X-Men die for the like the millionth time like what are we doing here man lmao
January 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
FROGDAMMIT, RYAN

YOU KNOW I CAN'T DEAL WITH THAT T-800 TERMINATOR BULLSHIT IN MY TIMELINE
January 7, 2026 at 3:18 AM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's this new Dr. Forrester piece I made
January 7, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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Six Feet Under
The Good Place
Succession
The Americans
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:

What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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🚨 #Urgent 🚨 #Help ‼️
#Safety #Shelter #Food
#HelpSky #MutualAid
#MutualAidVoid #Abuse
#DomesticViolence
#HelpFolksLive2026
#Survival #LGBTQ+

STILL RUNNING

STILL STRESSED

STILL SCARED

STILL NEED HELP

STILL LOVE YOU

LINKS IN BIO

PLEASE
AND
THANK YOU
alright so here's the rub..

if i average $100/day, i can stay here and stay fed long enough to execute a plan and FINALLY get out of that awful nightmare i'm stuck in

BUT..

this week i need a head start and $500

BY FRIDAY!!!

so let's get this done okay?

OKAY???

cool. thanks y'all 😽💕
January 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
[exclusive footage of me struggling to do the Electric Slide at weddings]
January 7, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Ernest P. Worrell will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
January 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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oh you watch porn in a theater? get on this fucking level
red run drive-in theater, route 16, rouzerville, pennsylvania, 1982
January 7, 2026 at 2:38 AM
entirely here for the Corn Bran scarecrow demon
(More about the tagging process, sorry if y'all are sick of it by now. 😅)

Most of the tags I'm using are standard stuff (toys, cereal, restaurants, music, etc.), but here's a sneak peek at a special one, "nightmares".
January 7, 2026 at 2:30 AM
[not me crashing through walls like the Kool-Aid Man upon hearing that whimsy supplies are getting depleted]
lifetime supply of whimsy is running low
January 7, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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“It’s the game of the year!”

“Which year?”

“EVERY YEAR”
January 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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a wild honse appears!!
UNTITLED GOOSE HORSE GAME
this one is called goose horse
January 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
SONUVAGRINCH, THAT'S *PERFECT*

[legit mad at myself for not having come up with "GORSE" as a way to describe a goose horse]
January 7, 2026 at 1:59 AM
GAME OF THE YEAR EDITION RIGHT OFF THE BAT

we *need* this
Mutiplayer Untitled Goose Horse Game when?!
January 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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Friday Night Lights series finale was 10/10, absolutely perfect
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:

What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 1:56 AM
UNTITLED GOOSE HORSE GAME
this one is called goose horse
January 7, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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The Mr. Wizard tv show they were watching in that show with the kid scientist kept exploding and the baby saying”Gonna need another Timmy “ still cracks me up to this day
a baby dinosaur is sitting in a high chair and eating a piece of food .
ALT: a baby dinosaur is sitting in a high chair and eating a piece of food .
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
oh wow
this whole enormous boneless mass is as one wad
January 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Dinosaurs' "smoo" episode walked so that South Park could also walk.
Dinosaurs was so much smarter and subversive than anybody realized at the time
January 7, 2026 at 1:44 AM