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optiMSTie
@optimstie.bsky.social
Just this guy.

I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.

Howdy!

av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
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While I like Elaine May the human so much, there's something about A League of Their Own directed by Penny Marshall, that I have to go with. Maybe it's a sentimental thing, but I was a tween when it came out and hit all the right notes for me
January 18, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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Love you pass it on
Love you pass it on
January 18, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Tough one.

Now? I *wanna* say Elaine May's Mikey & Nicky. My fave 1976 movie. Says a lot in a year that gave us Network, All the President's Men, Rocky, and Taxi Driver.

Brilliant film about a horrible situation. Under May's direction, Falk & Cassavetes KILL IT, and really, May deserved the world.
January 18, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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Love you pass it on
Love you pass it on
January 18, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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love you pass it on
Love you pass it on
January 18, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Love you pass it on
January 18, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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Buff Bruce Lee would be badass
Unless, of course, we're talking about Tekken, then you *have* to refer to the character as Marshall Law, although, honestly, I was more of a Heihachi Mishima main or even a Paul Phoenix main BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
January 17, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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Or if you mean the law that thou shalt save money, which of course is Marshall's Law.
Unless, of course, we're talking about Tekken, then you *have* to refer to the character as Marshall Law, although, honestly, I was more of a Heihachi Mishima main or even a Paul Phoenix main BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
January 17, 2026 at 4:13 PM
January 17, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Unless, of course, we're talking about Tekken, then you *have* to refer to the character as Marshall Law, although, honestly, I was more of a Heihachi Mishima main or even a Paul Phoenix main BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
January 17, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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To hope, to heal
January 17, 2026 at 1:05 PM
OH
MY
FROG

😍
Saw this on Facebook. Immediately NEED.
January 17, 2026 at 3:33 PM
January 17, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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Meanwhile, compliments of the actual writer who brought you Sinners;
January 17, 2026 at 7:32 AM
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Put me on every single anti-AI list you want. If AI has no haters, it is because I have died. Fuck every single one of you snake oil peddling phonies.
please tell me this labeler is trolling lmao
January 17, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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Strong Bad with the 20XX smart microwave back in 2002. Visionary.
January 17, 2026 at 3:25 PM
darkest timeline status CONFIRMED

#WrestleSky #NJPW 🤼
Everything ends. Even Hiroshi Tanahashi's amazing hair. Weep not for what we have lost but for what we had.
January 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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OCTOPUSES give zero fucks (positive)
We experienced a truly incredible moment at the aquarium when this octopus decided to be a total jerk to its tankmate.
January 17, 2026 at 3:05 PM
BIG trouble, too!
January 17, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 8:20 AM
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Playing the Indiana Jones video game and it’s amazing how Troy Baker captures the feeling of Harrison Ford not really wanting to be in this
January 17, 2026 at 2:41 AM
January 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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My cousin’s a massive Gary Numan fan so I had to get her this.
January 17, 2026 at 12:45 PM