optiMSTie
@optimstie.bsky.social
Just this guy.
I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.
Howdy!
av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.
Howdy!
av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
MST3K is very much like the monster or the killer or the killer monster that we see so often in their movies: we can't count on it being gone right away!
No idea when or how the next incarnation will come about, but it's only a matter of time.
Also, HELL YES, TEAM EMILY!
No idea when or how the next incarnation will come about, but it's only a matter of time.
Also, HELL YES, TEAM EMILY!
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
MST3K is very much like the monster or the killer or the killer monster that we see so often in their movies: we can't count on it being gone right away!
No idea when or how the next incarnation will come about, but it's only a matter of time.
Also, HELL YES, TEAM EMILY!
No idea when or how the next incarnation will come about, but it's only a matter of time.
Also, HELL YES, TEAM EMILY!
There are two periods to life: before and after Manos.
I wasn't able to participate in the tape trading scene way back when, but I so *loved* that this was in place for fans.
AND HELL TO THE YES
I wasn't able to participate in the tape trading scene way back when, but I so *loved* that this was in place for fans.
AND HELL TO THE YES
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
There are two periods to life: before and after Manos.
I wasn't able to participate in the tape trading scene way back when, but I so *loved* that this was in place for fans.
AND HELL TO THE YES
I wasn't able to participate in the tape trading scene way back when, but I so *loved* that this was in place for fans.
AND HELL TO THE YES
[alt video description: Jonah screams "GET HIM A COKE! Get him a Coke!" as the kid's brother and his girlfriend freak out over disaster in the movie Mac and Me, as featured on MST3K.
Servo, Jonah, and Crow sit watching in silhouetted theater seats.]
Servo, Jonah, and Crow sit watching in silhouetted theater seats.]
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
[alt video description: Jonah screams "GET HIM A COKE! Get him a Coke!" as the kid's brother and his girlfriend freak out over disaster in the movie Mac and Me, as featured on MST3K.
Servo, Jonah, and Crow sit watching in silhouetted theater seats.]
Servo, Jonah, and Crow sit watching in silhouetted theater seats.]
[alt video description: Servo, Jonah, and Crow say "PRETTY NICE" in unison while a mother drives around with her two sons in a scene from MST3K's treatment of Mac and Me]
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
[alt video description: Servo, Jonah, and Crow say "PRETTY NICE" in unison while a mother drives around with her two sons in a scene from MST3K's treatment of Mac and Me]
For. Freaking. Real.
This show was a gem and a half, and I couldn't be happier.
There was hooting. There was hollering. There was hooting AND hollering. My word.
#AEW #AEWDynamite #AEWBloodAndGuts #WrestleSky 🤼
This show was a gem and a half, and I couldn't be happier.
There was hooting. There was hollering. There was hooting AND hollering. My word.
#AEW #AEWDynamite #AEWBloodAndGuts #WrestleSky 🤼
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
For. Freaking. Real.
This show was a gem and a half, and I couldn't be happier.
There was hooting. There was hollering. There was hooting AND hollering. My word.
#AEW #AEWDynamite #AEWBloodAndGuts #WrestleSky 🤼
This show was a gem and a half, and I couldn't be happier.
There was hooting. There was hollering. There was hooting AND hollering. My word.
#AEW #AEWDynamite #AEWBloodAndGuts #WrestleSky 🤼
THAT THEY ARE :D
Cinnamon cereal, done right, is a joy. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is fantastic, same deal with Cinnamon Life.
My fave, though, was Croonchy Stars, a long-since-discontinued cereal that had none other than the Swedish Chef as a mascot! GOD, I loved that cereal as a wee sprout.
Cinnamon cereal, done right, is a joy. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is fantastic, same deal with Cinnamon Life.
My fave, though, was Croonchy Stars, a long-since-discontinued cereal that had none other than the Swedish Chef as a mascot! GOD, I loved that cereal as a wee sprout.
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
THAT THEY ARE :D
Cinnamon cereal, done right, is a joy. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is fantastic, same deal with Cinnamon Life.
My fave, though, was Croonchy Stars, a long-since-discontinued cereal that had none other than the Swedish Chef as a mascot! GOD, I loved that cereal as a wee sprout.
Cinnamon cereal, done right, is a joy. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is fantastic, same deal with Cinnamon Life.
My fave, though, was Croonchy Stars, a long-since-discontinued cereal that had none other than the Swedish Chef as a mascot! GOD, I loved that cereal as a wee sprout.
[alt video description: future Willow director Ron Howard, here a boy, appears in a scene from the MST3K-featured movie Village of the Giants. Someone made a quip at Willow's expense, prompting Crow to indignantly say "Hey, I *liked* Willow!"
Servo, Mike, & Crow appear in silhouetted theater seats]
Servo, Mike, & Crow appear in silhouetted theater seats]
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
[alt video description: future Willow director Ron Howard, here a boy, appears in a scene from the MST3K-featured movie Village of the Giants. Someone made a quip at Willow's expense, prompting Crow to indignantly say "Hey, I *liked* Willow!"
Servo, Mike, & Crow appear in silhouetted theater seats]
Servo, Mike, & Crow appear in silhouetted theater seats]
"I'M READY TO DIE! SHE'S READY TO DIE! ***WE'RE ALL READY TO DIE!!!*** " - Jamie Hayter on her general mindset going into AEW's Blood and Guts event
HAPPY BLOOD AND GUTS DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE :D
#AEWDynamite #AEW #AEWBloodAndGuts #WrestleSky 🤼
HAPPY BLOOD AND GUTS DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE :D
#AEWDynamite #AEW #AEWBloodAndGuts #WrestleSky 🤼
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"I'M READY TO DIE! SHE'S READY TO DIE! ***WE'RE ALL READY TO DIE!!!*** " - Jamie Hayter on her general mindset going into AEW's Blood and Guts event
HAPPY BLOOD AND GUTS DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE :D
#AEWDynamite #AEW #AEWBloodAndGuts #WrestleSky 🤼
HAPPY BLOOD AND GUTS DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE :D
#AEWDynamite #AEW #AEWBloodAndGuts #WrestleSky 🤼
"Regular... or menthol?"
Sam Rockwell as Head Thug in the first live-action Ninja Turtles movie!
Sam Rockwell as Head Thug in the first live-action Ninja Turtles movie!
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
"Regular... or menthol?"
Sam Rockwell as Head Thug in the first live-action Ninja Turtles movie!
Sam Rockwell as Head Thug in the first live-action Ninja Turtles movie!
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a turtleneck?
Hell, let's make it a three-for!
Hell, let's make it a three-for!
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a turtleneck?
Hell, let's make it a three-for!
Hell, let's make it a three-for!
Fantastic movie, SEVERELY underrated within the Scorsese film canon, and the moment where Dick Miller catches the kiss that Rosanna Arquette blows to him [pictured below] is an all-timer.
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Fantastic movie, SEVERELY underrated within the Scorsese film canon, and the moment where Dick Miller catches the kiss that Rosanna Arquette blows to him [pictured below] is an all-timer.
"I will not die a monster."
Alfred Molina's nuanced performance as Doc Ock in Spider-Man 2 may very well be the chief reason as to why it's my favorite superhero movie.
Alfred Molina's nuanced performance as Doc Ock in Spider-Man 2 may very well be the chief reason as to why it's my favorite superhero movie.
November 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"I will not die a monster."
Alfred Molina's nuanced performance as Doc Ock in Spider-Man 2 may very well be the chief reason as to why it's my favorite superhero movie.
Alfred Molina's nuanced performance as Doc Ock in Spider-Man 2 may very well be the chief reason as to why it's my favorite superhero movie.
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This is slander against Don Knotts, founding member of D-Generation X.
[alt video description: Don Knotts as Mr. Furley does the D-X chop against Norman Fell as Mr. Roper in an episode of Three's Company]
[alt video description: Don Knotts as Mr. Furley does the D-X chop against Norman Fell as Mr. Roper in an episode of Three's Company]
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
This is slander against Don Knotts, founding member of D-Generation X.
[alt video description: Don Knotts as Mr. Furley does the D-X chop against Norman Fell as Mr. Roper in an episode of Three's Company]
[alt video description: Don Knotts as Mr. Furley does the D-X chop against Norman Fell as Mr. Roper in an episode of Three's Company]
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! What's YOUR #LastFourWatched?
I smirked at Tom Selleck's literary narration (and mustache), felt the aura of a fascinating Soderbergh ghost narrative, opened my mind up to a slick sci-fi thriller, and yelled out that Amy Acker deserves a way better agent.
#Letterboxd
I smirked at Tom Selleck's literary narration (and mustache), felt the aura of a fascinating Soderbergh ghost narrative, opened my mind up to a slick sci-fi thriller, and yelled out that Amy Acker deserves a way better agent.
#Letterboxd
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! What's YOUR #LastFourWatched?
I smirked at Tom Selleck's literary narration (and mustache), felt the aura of a fascinating Soderbergh ghost narrative, opened my mind up to a slick sci-fi thriller, and yelled out that Amy Acker deserves a way better agent.
#Letterboxd
I smirked at Tom Selleck's literary narration (and mustache), felt the aura of a fascinating Soderbergh ghost narrative, opened my mind up to a slick sci-fi thriller, and yelled out that Amy Acker deserves a way better agent.
#Letterboxd
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET'S FUNKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LET'S FUNKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET'S FUNKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LET'S FUNKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness?
Well, y'all knew THIS was comin'!
Well, y'all knew THIS was comin'!
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness?
Well, y'all knew THIS was comin'!
Well, y'all knew THIS was comin'!
Nope, they came through with two consecutive Emmys for the guy!
I'll chip in on that Coke with ya, too!
I'll chip in on that Coke with ya, too!
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Nope, they came through with two consecutive Emmys for the guy!
I'll chip in on that Coke with ya, too!
I'll chip in on that Coke with ya, too!
There are 10 official versions of the MST3K theme.
KTMA, Joel, Mike, Mike w/ Pearl, the Dale Alvin theme that was recorded but not used for the movie, the 'endless chase' Sci-Fi theme, the Castle Forrester theme, the Netflix theme, & two Gizmoplex variations.
Ten.
You can expect tape circulation.
KTMA, Joel, Mike, Mike w/ Pearl, the Dale Alvin theme that was recorded but not used for the movie, the 'endless chase' Sci-Fi theme, the Castle Forrester theme, the Netflix theme, & two Gizmoplex variations.
Ten.
You can expect tape circulation.
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
There are 10 official versions of the MST3K theme.
KTMA, Joel, Mike, Mike w/ Pearl, the Dale Alvin theme that was recorded but not used for the movie, the 'endless chase' Sci-Fi theme, the Castle Forrester theme, the Netflix theme, & two Gizmoplex variations.
Ten.
You can expect tape circulation.
KTMA, Joel, Mike, Mike w/ Pearl, the Dale Alvin theme that was recorded but not used for the movie, the 'endless chase' Sci-Fi theme, the Castle Forrester theme, the Netflix theme, & two Gizmoplex variations.
Ten.
You can expect tape circulation.
