Father ChristmArse! 🎄
@lordarse.com
Mark Howlett. "Memoirs of a Spectrum Addict", "The Rubber-Keyed Wonder". British collector of retro junk and idiot.
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Father ChristmArse! 🎄
@lordarse.com
· Nov 4
'ello 👋
Name's Lord Arse (or Mark, if you prefer. I do.) and I'm a collector of old computer and video games and related paraphernalia. Search "Lord Arse" on your favourite engine (Altavista, Excite, Lycos, Yahoo! etc.) and you'll probably find me, though I won't admit to anything.
Thanking you!
Name's Lord Arse (or Mark, if you prefer. I do.) and I'm a collector of old computer and video games and related paraphernalia. Search "Lord Arse" on your favourite engine (Altavista, Excite, Lycos, Yahoo! etc.) and you'll probably find me, though I won't admit to anything.
Thanking you!
Be right back, I've got a 3000 piece FLEGO Kia Oval and a 3000 piece FLEGO Pac-Man arcade machine to build.
*FLEGO = Fake LEGO
*FLEGO = Fake LEGO
December 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Be right back, I've got a 3000 piece FLEGO Kia Oval and a 3000 piece FLEGO Pac-Man arcade machine to build.
*FLEGO = Fake LEGO
*FLEGO = Fake LEGO
Make a Bond film casual:
Dr. Sure
Dr. Sure
Make a Bond film casual:
Cubit Zirconiums are Forever
Cubit Zirconiums are Forever
Make a Bond film casual:
Woodfinger
Woodfinger
December 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Make a Bond film casual:
Dr. Sure
Dr. Sure
I have just realised that the lyrics to "Only Fools and Horses" fit quite neatly into Leona Lewis's "One More Sleep", and now I want this to happen.
December 26, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I have just realised that the lyrics to "Only Fools and Horses" fit quite neatly into Leona Lewis's "One More Sleep", and now I want this to happen.
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And this is one of many disgusting reasons I no longer use Twitter.
Don't post art there.
Don't post there.
Don't post art there.
Don't post there.
For further context twitter added a button that allows users to generate ai images using existing art posts from artists. It removes glaze and it basically reskins the artwork by using the existing work as a base. Twitter is no longer a safe space for art
December 25, 2025 at 10:45 AM
And this is one of many disgusting reasons I no longer use Twitter.
Don't post art there.
Don't post there.
Don't post art there.
Don't post there.
And this is one of many disgusting reasons I no longer use Twitter.
Don't post art there.
Don't post there.
Don't post art there.
Don't post there.
For further context twitter added a button that allows users to generate ai images using existing art posts from artists. It removes glaze and it basically reskins the artwork by using the existing work as a base. Twitter is no longer a safe space for art
December 25, 2025 at 10:45 AM
And this is one of many disgusting reasons I no longer use Twitter.
Don't post art there.
Don't post there.
Don't post art there.
Don't post there.
Merry Christmas, ya dirty bastards!
December 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Merry Christmas, ya dirty bastards!
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Reposted by Father ChristmArse! 🎄
Listening to Bleep’s 100 Tracks (2025) makes me realise how much music I'm missing out on, and that they didn't stop making new music circa 2002.
December 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Listening to Bleep’s 100 Tracks (2025) makes me realise how much music I'm missing out on, and that they didn't stop making new music circa 2002.
DONE UNTIL THE 5TH JANUARY. BRING ON THE NOTHING!
December 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
DONE UNTIL THE 5TH JANUARY. BRING ON THE NOTHING!
me waiting for santa
December 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
me waiting for santa
A silly Brazil-related joke about Jake Paul and it backfires as everyone thinks I'm the one in the photo. And here was me thinking I knew my audience and vice-versa 😅
December 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
A silly Brazil-related joke about Jake Paul and it backfires as everyone thinks I'm the one in the photo. And here was me thinking I knew my audience and vice-versa 😅
"My complication had a little complication"
December 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"My complication had a little complication"
Just come back from the Christmas shop at Sainsbury's.
December 22, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Just come back from the Christmas shop at Sainsbury's.
Days start getting longer from tomorrow!
December 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Days start getting longer from tomorrow!
Do they usually do obituaries on the Royal Variety? Seems... strange.
December 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Do they usually do obituaries on the Royal Variety? Seems... strange.
What's probably going to be the last two games added to my eBay store this year, World of Goo and The Sexy Brutale for the Nintendo Switch. Both limited releases!
Been a great year so far - over 200 orders! Absolutely tonnes still to list in 2026 including hardware!
www.ebay.co.uk/usr/lord_arse
Been a great year so far - over 200 orders! Absolutely tonnes still to list in 2026 including hardware!
www.ebay.co.uk/usr/lord_arse
December 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
What's probably going to be the last two games added to my eBay store this year, World of Goo and The Sexy Brutale for the Nintendo Switch. Both limited releases!
Been a great year so far - over 200 orders! Absolutely tonnes still to list in 2026 including hardware!
www.ebay.co.uk/usr/lord_arse
Been a great year so far - over 200 orders! Absolutely tonnes still to list in 2026 including hardware!
www.ebay.co.uk/usr/lord_arse
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
Car insurance and road tax on the same day. FML. Christmas is cancelled!
December 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Car insurance and road tax on the same day. FML. Christmas is cancelled!
Hey artists!! Post some art you made from before Bluesky!!
(about 35 years before Bluesky)
(about 35 years before Bluesky)
December 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Hey artists!! Post some art you made from before Bluesky!!
(about 35 years before Bluesky)
(about 35 years before Bluesky)