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Hippolyta Loudbasket (she/her)
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Who in sodomy wrote that?
Had a very tasty Venezuelan arepas for lunch earlier and it’s time now for a smol snack.
February 5, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Got to our room and this lad’s having a smoke. Rude.
February 5, 2026 at 11:09 AM
The best thing about travelling on the train with Farrers is that he’s not afraid to tell people to take their bags off the fucking seats.
February 5, 2026 at 9:36 AM
I haven’t used Amazon since 2020. I think this might be the only time in my entire life that I’ve been ahead of the curve.
February 4, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I’m so fed up with my brain. I’m off tomorrow and Friday and I’ve worked slightly longer than I needed to but the You’ve Been a Dick voice is telling me I’ve submitted a fraudulent time card and made a ton of mistakes today. Just let me enjoy a quiet evening, ffs.
February 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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We went to the coldest place on earth to see the giant Bobbins of Hope (includes some #GlassBricks for @loudbasket.bsky.social.)
February 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
We’re on the train and Farrers is sat beside a man who won’t stop talking. 😭
February 2, 2026 at 1:12 PM
They’ve removed John Shuttleworth’s The Pumice Stone & Other Rock Songs from Apple Music and I’m quite riled.
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
The G in LGBTQI+ stands for goose.
February 2, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Good morning. Heading home today for a two day work week before Mew in London on Thursday. Must make the most of this before we’re back to utter drudgery next week.
February 2, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Having a decaf back at the hotel, like that’s gonna help. 🫠
February 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I’ve been poomed by an olive.
February 1, 2026 at 10:10 PM
A group has arrived at the table beside us. I had to get Farrers to fill in the gaps because deaf but: “The whole idea of fine dining… You get fuck all on your plate. It’s not for me.”

I’ve adjusted my hearing aid to try to tune in.
February 1, 2026 at 9:29 PM
February 1, 2026 at 8:48 PM
This is better. Cafe con Hazel. #FancyDrinks
February 1, 2026 at 8:46 PM
We have decamped to a proper cocktail bar.
February 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Free from the restraints of having the correct ingredients.
February 1, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Had a lovely dinner in Chinatown and we’re now in a comically hapless cocktail bar where they’ve ‘run out of some of the ingredients’ for a Boulevardier. A Boulevardier has three (3) ingredients.
February 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
There should be an independent adjudicator of roast potato crispiness in restaurants because I have literally never had a crispy roast potato in a restaurant despite every establishment claiming crispiness.
February 1, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Trying to summon up the courage to go down to the exercise room after I got side eye from a gym bro last time.
February 1, 2026 at 8:42 AM
It turns out #FancyDrinks and fried chicken are the key to a perfect sleep score. BRB I’m just going to tell Bryan Johnson.
February 1, 2026 at 8:38 AM
We’re in a Korean chicken shop and feeling nostalgic for the London tweetups of old where we’d get completely stotious, often at the expense of Simon Bishop (RIP, Angel), and then stumble to Chicken Cottage before getting the night bus home. I miss those days, when everyone was alive.
January 31, 2026 at 8:40 PM
We’ve left SiC now but before we left The Meece came out to see what all the fuss is about. Marjorie was impressed with the knowledgable staff and has proclaimed it Not Frivolous. Check the sky for two moons &c. #FancyDrinks
January 31, 2026 at 8:36 PM
We made it to Speak in Code! Dinner is olives, nuts and Demo 2. #FancyDrinks
January 31, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Poor Farrers had a cold. He realised at lunch that he’d forgotten to bring his meds with him and there are literally no pharmacies around Salford Quays so we came back to the hotel. He’s dosed up on the good stuff and having a nap while I fart about being a twat on Instagram.
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 PM