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@ryanwritesgood.bsky.social
Freelance writer, gamer, game journalist, burger connoisseur, professionalish clatterfart
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Obscure trivia? Love it.
Mayonnaise? Hate it.
Fallout? Vault-Tec approved.
WRITING INQUIRIES: ryanwritesgood@gmail.com
Certified silly goose 🪿
🏳️🌈🎮🥊🍕⌨️ [he/him/hey you]
Obscure trivia? Love it.
Mayonnaise? Hate it.
Fallout? Vault-Tec approved.
WRITING INQUIRIES: ryanwritesgood@gmail.com
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Today is December 23, which means around these parts we celebrate Festivus. Normally if I had an outlet pick up my article this would go there. This year, however, it will be exclusively in this Bluesky thread.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Name a woman you consider a genius
December 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
the first three words you see will define your 2026
Penis
Pizza
Travel
.... I have never encountered a meme more on brand than this one right here
Penis
Pizza
Travel
.... I have never encountered a meme more on brand than this one right here
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Butter
Hope
Friends
I’m down, time to start baking & sautéing more 🤣
Butter
Hope
Friends
I’m down, time to start baking & sautéing more 🤣
December 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
the first three words you see will define your 2026
Penis
Pizza
Travel
.... I have never encountered a meme more on brand than this one right here
Penis
Pizza
Travel
.... I have never encountered a meme more on brand than this one right here
It is definitely a lazy Sunday but it is a #sillygoosesunday nevertheless! You know what to do.
December 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It is definitely a lazy Sunday but it is a #sillygoosesunday nevertheless! You know what to do.
Time for honkshu honkshu mimimimis
December 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Time for honkshu honkshu mimimimis
ADVANTAGES OF BEING AN ADULT: Scrambled eggs at midnight
DISADVANTAGES OF BEING AN ADULT: The Horrors™️
DISADVANTAGES OF BEING AN ADULT: The Horrors™️
December 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
ADVANTAGES OF BEING AN ADULT: Scrambled eggs at midnight
DISADVANTAGES OF BEING AN ADULT: The Horrors™️
DISADVANTAGES OF BEING AN ADULT: The Horrors™️
If you're going to publicly sing on a jam-packed bus, don't suck.
Love,
Me
Love,
Me
December 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
If you're going to publicly sing on a jam-packed bus, don't suck.
Love,
Me
Love,
Me
Post a random GIF, and everything will go good in 2026.
December 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Post a random GIF, and everything will go good in 2026.
Ruin two bands by combining them:
The Bee Gee-52s
The Bee Gee-52s
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Puddle of Mudvayne
Puddle of Mudvayne
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Beastie backstreet boys
Beastie backstreet boys
December 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Ruin two bands by combining them:
The Bee Gee-52s
The Bee Gee-52s
This was the best Bond:
December 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This was the best Bond:
you're*
December 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
you're*
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
No doubt I can.
No doubt I can.
December 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
No doubt I can.
No doubt I can.
Tilly con Carne
Chicken a la Kirk
Deep Dish Nine
December 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Tilly con Carne
You know, I feel like a lot of all this could have been avoided if we just had more cowbell.
December 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
You know, I feel like a lot of all this could have been avoided if we just had more cowbell.
@grumpycat0023.bsky.social @truevaultescapades.bsky.social @phillonidier.bsky.social @inapproprinate.bsky.social #fallout
December 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
So, I'm really interested in hearing people's thoughts about this. I know Bsky's penchant for dropping the banhammer on people who don't pass a purity test with a perfect score, so if you don't want to say I understand.
www.wtae.com/article/alle...
www.wtae.com/article/alle...
Allegheny County to implement involuntary outpatient mental health care services
Dalton and other human services officials explained the county’s reasoning during an interview Tuesday with Pittsburgh’s Public Source.
www.wtae.com
December 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
So, I'm really interested in hearing people's thoughts about this. I know Bsky's penchant for dropping the banhammer on people who don't pass a purity test with a perfect score, so if you don't want to say I understand.
www.wtae.com/article/alle...
www.wtae.com/article/alle...
It's Saturday!
Post a cartoon TV series you love
Post a cartoon TV series you love
December 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It's Saturday!
Post a cartoon TV series you love
Post a cartoon TV series you love
I have never heard of this until right now and I will move heaven and earth to find a functional GBA and play it.
December 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I have never heard of this until right now and I will move heaven and earth to find a functional GBA and play it.
The absurd amount of laughter this produced
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The absurd amount of laughter this produced
I'm done being great. Can we go back to being good?
This will *really* get more artists to want to perform at the already scorned and blacklisted Trump Kennedy Center.
The petty bitches in the Trump administration are smart that way.
The petty bitches in the Trump administration are smart that way.
December 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I'm done being great. Can we go back to being good?
THEM: OMG Picard was SOOOoooOoo HAWT
ME, AN INTELLECTUAL:
ME, AN INTELLECTUAL:
Happy birthday to Wilson Cruz, who played the tell-it-like-it-is Dr. Hugh Culber on all five seasons of #StarTrekDiscovery. ##MySoCalledLife #13ReasonsWhy #Rent
December 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
THEM: OMG Picard was SOOOoooOoo HAWT
ME, AN INTELLECTUAL:
ME, AN INTELLECTUAL:
Make a Bond Film casual
Diamonds Are Fine I Guess
Diamonds Are Fine I Guess
Make a Bond film casual
FLY ANOTHER DAY
FLY ANOTHER DAY
Make a Bond film casual
CASINO MUNDANE
CASINO MUNDANE
December 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Make a Bond Film casual
Diamonds Are Fine I Guess
Diamonds Are Fine I Guess
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People who’re considered “radical left scum” live longer, happier, and much more sexually gratifying lives than those who aren’t.
December 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
People who’re considered “radical left scum” live longer, happier, and much more sexually gratifying lives than those who aren’t.
5AM MELATONIN-FUELED THOUGHTS: Don't feed them after midnight? Like, do gremlins have sense of time? What about time zones? If you give Gizmo a taco in LA at 11pm does he go "YOU FOOLS! It is 2am in NYC, prepare to meet your doom!!"
....
....... **slinks back to bed**
....
....... **slinks back to bed**
December 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
5AM MELATONIN-FUELED THOUGHTS: Don't feed them after midnight? Like, do gremlins have sense of time? What about time zones? If you give Gizmo a taco in LA at 11pm does he go "YOU FOOLS! It is 2am in NYC, prepare to meet your doom!!"
....
....... **slinks back to bed**
....
....... **slinks back to bed**
The Spy Who Liked Me But Not LIKED Me Liked Me
Make a Bond movie casual
Doctor Maybe
From Russia with Let’s See Where This Goes
Goldfrench 🤔
Tetherball
Doctor Maybe
From Russia with Let’s See Where This Goes
Goldfrench 🤔
Tetherball
Make a Bond movie casual
From a View to a Chill
From a View to a Chill
December 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The Spy Who Liked Me But Not LIKED Me Liked Me