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@ryanwritesgood.bsky.social
Freelance writer, gamer, game journalist, burger connoisseur, professionalish clatterfart
Certified silly goose 🪿
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Obscure trivia? Love it.
Mayonnaise? Hate it.
Fallout? Vault-Tec approved.

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My latest piece for @popgeeks.bsky.social is out and I'm exceptionally proud of it. Sometimes, you have to talk about the elephant in the room specifically because said elephant is nowhere to be seen.

#gamingsky #gamersky #gaymersky #xbox #microsoft #halo

popgeeks.com/microsoft-ha...
Why did Microsoft stay silent on recent Halo imagery?
Analysis of Halo trademark use in public messaging and how Microsoft’s silence shapes audience perception and brand identity.
popgeeks.com
The Traveler's Tales LEGO games. I thought they were Dumb Baby Games for Babies™️, but then I played LEGO Batman 3: Beyond Gotham, and turns out that it's nice to have a turn-your-brain-off-and-enjoy game.
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
In the ARRRRRMS of the ANGELLLL 🎶🎵🎶
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 16m
The penny is no longer being produced by the US government. Existing coins will still remain in circulation.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Age yourself with gaming.
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 AM
God no not psychic news! That's the only place I have left to ESCAPE the news!!
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 AM
mfw showing gaming memes to my non-gamer friends
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
OSCAR AWARD-WINNING ACTOR MORGAN FREEMAN: It did.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Mama drank his milkshake!
Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline?

Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Apparently he really WAS on a mission from God
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.

He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.

Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Found this on Reddit. Fairly sure I've reached my daily maximum limit of Internet for today.
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I'll see your Beat the Clock and raise you High Rollers
I for one am happy to enlighten you on the mastery that is Beat the Clock
YES TV OBVIOUSLY I AM STILL WATCHING PRESS YOUR LUCK

why WOULDN'T I be is more like it
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Nintendo will do more and better things with Brie Larson as Rosalina than Marvel did with her as Captain Marvel.
a woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i said .
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i said .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Listen, the first movie was "shut off your brain and just enjoy it" vibes, so I'm up for seconds.
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie – Official Trailer
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The unmitigated SASS of that lewk
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This joke is so dad it keeps saying "Hi Hungry I'm Dad."
This joke is so dad it stepped out for a pack of cigarettes when I was two and never came back
This joke is so dad it tuts when you ask it for a lift anywhere and mutters "I'm not a bloody taxi service..."
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
TATTOO ARTIST: WELL EXCUSE THE F**K OUTTA ME! I saw the monster penis on your other arm and figured you wanted a matched set!
"No, dude, I said I wanted a tattoo of a *duck*!

A DUUUUUUCK!"
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Drop something white 🤍
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Wow, I am going to be SO in the minority here, but I'm going to say the Mad Hatter season of "Gotham." It's my favorite portrayal of Jervis Tetch and it was so well-paced I would make my schedule around "Gotham" night.
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Elizabeth Taylor and her husband Eddie Fisher attending a boxing match in New York, 1960
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
From the idiot minds that brought you the Pooh horror movies and the Steamboat Willie horror movies (they were all bad YEAH I SAID IT)
A Betty Boop horror film adaptation ‘BOOP’ is in the works.

The film is being introduced to buyers at the American Film Market by VMI Worldwide.
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM