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Ryan's Riverbrook Lake Farms Heritage Turkey 🦃
@ryanwritesgood.bsky.social
Freelance writer, gamer, game journalist, burger connoisseur, professionalish clatterfart
Certified silly goose 🪿
🏳️‍🌈🎮🥊🍕⌨️ [he/him/hey you]
Obscure trivia? Love it.
Mayonnaise? Hate it.
Fallout? Vault-Tec approved.

WRITING INQUIRIES: ryanwritesgood@gmail.com
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My latest piece for @popgeeks.bsky.social is out and I'm exceptionally proud of it. Sometimes, you have to talk about the elephant in the room specifically because said elephant is nowhere to be seen.

#gamingsky #gamersky #gaymersky #xbox #microsoft #halo

popgeeks.com/microsoft-ha...
Why did Microsoft stay silent on recent Halo imagery?
Analysis of Halo trademark use in public messaging and how Microsoft’s silence shapes audience perception and brand identity.
popgeeks.com
This particular bout of insomnia is particularly bad. Been up since 3:30, gonna make a last-ditch effort to sleep again. Otherwise hoo boy is it gonna be a rough one today.
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Are you kidding me? If John Q. American can't afford a house (which they can't) there's no way someone picking berries in Oxnard to keep food on his family's table can. GTFOH.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"barista" = 😀😀😀

"espressommalier" = 😎😎😎
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
In the not-too-distant future
A couple of weeks from now
The entire Forrester family
Will make it safe to be a cow
THERE IS NO OTHER TURKEY DAY BUT *OUR* TURKEY DAY
This is the real Thanksgiving 🫡
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
"GuNS DoN'T HuRT PeoPLe, PeoPLe Do" EXPLAIN THIS THEN

www.wpxi.com/news/trendin...
Dog shoots man in back
Police found the man on the floor of his home.
www.wpxi.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I don't like him, but I do hope he's okay. Maybe this will convince him to retire for the benefit of his health.

www.wpxi.com/news/local/s...
Sen. John Fetterman taken to Pittsburgh hospital after fall during morning walk
“If you thought my face looked bad before, wait until you see it now,” Fetterman said.
www.wpxi.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Starbucks workers strike in 40+ cities on Red Cup Day. Marc Santia has the latest.
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
"Valve just built the bridge faster and might have offered an enticing console-like PC on-ramp for the disgruntled Xbox fans. And there are a lot of those."

🙋🏻 It me. I am definitely out of gruntles with Xbox.
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
WE'VE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!!
Get ready for a heaping helping of cinematic turkeys this Thanksgiving! 🦃 The #MST3K Turkey Day Marathon is back and for the first time features episodes from Seasons 11 & 12 via our Double Troubled Features Marathon starting 11/27 at 3 am ET / 12 am PT on the MST3K channel.
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Goon a Movie

The Goonies

(listen I'm not above taking the easy route sometimes)
Goon a Movie

Goonstone
Goon a Movie

Goon Will Hunting
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This barista stands with our green apron friendos!
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Get to know your mutuals, list 10 random things you like 🥰

💖 Fallout (probably not random but w/e)
💖 80s/90s one-hit wonders
💖 Boxing
💖 Theme parks
💖 Obscure Batman villains
💖 "Dark Shadows"
💖 Vintage radio shows
💖 candy shops
💖 Game shows
💖 Weird words
Get to know your mutuals, list 10 random things you like 🥰

💖 sushi
💖 stories w/ happy endings
💖 The Simpsons. And not just "golden years" Simpsons, give me ALL The Simpsons
💖 baklava
💖 Prosecco
💖 Superman
💖 road trips
💖 clay face masks
💖 rollercoasters
💖 sloths
Get to know your mutuals, list 10 random things you like 🥰

💖 sleeping
💖 games with infinite inventory space
💖 squirrels
💖 cute stickers
💖 plushies
💖 scary movies
💖 moon + stars
💖 Care Bears
💖 fluffy blankets
💖 crows
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The Traveler's Tales LEGO games. I thought they were Dumb Baby Games for Babies™️, but then I played LEGO Batman 3: Beyond Gotham, and turns out that it's nice to have a turn-your-brain-off-and-enjoy game.
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
In the ARRRRRMS of the ANGELLLL 🎶🎵🎶
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 23h
The penny is no longer being produced by the US government. Existing coins will still remain in circulation.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Age yourself with gaming.
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 AM
God no not psychic news! That's the only place I have left to ESCAPE the news!!
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 AM
mfw showing gaming memes to my non-gamer friends
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
OSCAR AWARD-WINNING ACTOR MORGAN FREEMAN: It did.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Mama drank his milkshake!
Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline?

Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Apparently he really WAS on a mission from God
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.

He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.

Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM