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Annika
@annihowls.bsky.social
Writer, human of Dominic and Alex the Honking Bird
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I feel like rosellas are the most polite type of parrot. This is based on nothing but vibes.
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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I wrote a thing! Because I contine to be very normal!
Lloyd Didcot, 32, took the unusual step to not carefully prepare a mental script for his coffee order last Friday and, subsequently, experienced the actual, literal torture of eternal damnation for about five minutes in his local Costa.
Autistic man neglects to plan conversation in advance, experiences literal Christian hell
An autistic man who routinely plans his conversations well in advance decided to ditch the habit of a lifetime “to see what it was like”, landing him in a Biblical underworld of Christian hell,…
thedailytism.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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exhuming mary wollstonecraft shelley to take her to task for her failures of feminism
Newsflash, dipshit: the novel doesn't pass it either.
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
A crested pigeon has been sitting in my garden all day and I feel very special that he chose my yard in which to rest his little pigeon butt
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
May 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Nothing will ever be funnier than the busted looking baby puppets they used to have on the muppet show
November 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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i have been radicalised 1000 times over in the last decade, but nothing has done it harder than an unelected body taking thousands of dollars out of my pocket every year and giving it to banks, all to stop me spending money on things i need to live.

throw the RBA in the bin
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Love my expensive high tech headphones whose sleek, minimalistic design means there’s one button for 7 different functions so it only does the correct function about 20% of the times I press it.

Modern technology is just so great.
November 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I don’t think that we as a nation have given enough attention to the fact that echidnas in cold climates are super fuzzy
November 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Mervyn Peake sounds like the name of a guy who writes fantasy novels set a sprawling and ruinous Gothic castle
November 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Low Poly Cloud for Halloween.
November 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The new Anna Von Hausswolff album is insane but I just saw a review that somehow still managed to compare it to Lana Del Ray
November 1, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol

First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Happy Halloween.
October 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
October 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Finally watched Lake Mungo after meaning to for years. What a horrifying gut punch of a film. God damn.
October 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I wish the rest of my body had the same go-getter attitude of my ear piercings that try to heal over the second I take out an earring
October 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Imagining the world if they never got rid of the headphone jack on phones
October 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
October 20, 2025 at 10:15 AM
“Am I too old to go to a rave?” I asked myself, 20 minutes before tripping and face-planting on concrete outside the fish and chip shop, ultimately answering my own question
October 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Saxophone is really having a moment in music lately
a man is playing a saxophone in front of a fire while a woman plays drums in the background .
Alt: The lost boys saxophone guy playing a saxophone in front of a fire while a woman plays drums in the background
media.tenor.com
October 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Nobody ever says "I wish I'd played more video games" when they die. Video games haven't been around long enough. I may be the first to say it.
October 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM