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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid
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Retronauts Co-Host, NES Works Producer, Limited Run Book Guy, and RGB addict. Did not invent the word "Metroidvania." He/him. Header pic by Sonya Yruel.
All of this suddenly makes so much more sense to me
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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developers who were given generous amounts of time and money to make them
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It never occurred to me that you could make an entire animated series that looks like a late-gen PS1 cutscene, but it rules??
It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs

📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER!

Watch Now!! 📺

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Read every word & share with everyone you know. This is real life here in Chicago. Americans need to know this grotesque reality & stand with us.
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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recession indicator: Nintendo is actually allowing discounts on 7 year old Mario games
Nintendo Holiday Offers - Black Friday/Cyber Monday announced www.businesswire.com/news/home/20...

-Select Switch titles at $39.99/$29.99
-$10 off select Switch 2 launch amiibo (Zelda/SF6)
-$20 off MSRP Samsung MicroSD Express Cards
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Woke up this morning and it turned out that Democrats meekly giving up on affordable healthcare for this country was NOT a thing I dreamed last night, so I guess I'm still angry
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It is almost unfathomable how much more optimistic I feel about this country’s potential future than I did the last time the calendar read Nov. 6
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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The coolest part is the red reflected light of the dress bouncing onto Eddie.

Roger Rabbit's production is unmatched.
Jessica Rabbit (Amy Irving) performing "Why Don't Ya Do Right?" in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The bookend to my annual Halloween video tradition is now available to terrify you with the scariest hit boxes known to man: Ghouls’N Ghosts for Genesis

youtu.be/YmlwapATZNQ
Dancing with the moonlit knight: Ghouls’N Ghosts | Segaiden 93
YouTube video by Jeremy Parish | Video Works
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
As always, this podcast is a gift from god.

This is the way!
November 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Excited for all my family still living in Texas, who are gonna be living LARGE from all the tariffs that get collected from billionaires fleeing there from NYC
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Time to decide this race for good.
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Dick Cheney just went to an “undisclosed location” underground
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Gotta say, the burger at this place is Unreal
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Y'all, I know two hours is a big time commitment, but this panel I arranged and hosted last month is one of the most important things I've ever done for video game history. The launch of the NES is a crazier story than most people realize, and my guests were extremely generous with their memories.
November 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Literally recorded a podcast less than 24 hours ago confidently proclaiming that this game would never see the light of day again
November 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Well, this snuck up on me, but it looks like today is the last day my PlayStation retrospective book will be available for preorder?! Be sure to get your order in before deadline, or else Elly will haunt YOU, too limitedrungames.com/collections/...
November 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I enjoy social media on Big Sports Nights because 99% of people are posting in sync about the same athletic goings-on, and then there's one guy being ignored by the entire planet as he spins a monologue about some wildly unrelated topic
November 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Update: happy to confirm that if you stuck me on a desert island with nothing to listen to except Side A of "National Health" I could get by for YEARS
Finally something good happened in 2025: the two albums I’ve been trying to find on vinyl for a sane price received brand new pressings for the first time decades
November 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I looked up just in time to see a hawk swoop in for a dive right outside our back window. Probably going after one of the rabbits that likes to graze in our yard, although it didn't seem to be clutching anything as it flew off.

In other news, it turns out that hawk shit is massive and RANCID
October 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Ozyman, Ozyman
A monument fit for the garbage can
What were his deeds?
It's not important
Ozyman

Was he the best?
Well now he's a mess
Reminder that we all are worthless
Who gassed up this Ozyman?
Disgraceful man
Ozyman
[Ducktales theme]

Vast and trunkless legs of stone
I-n the, de-sert
Standing out there all alone
It's un-pleasant
A shattered visage
might be a mirage
Hubris! Woo hoo!
The name on the plinth is Ozymandias
Christopher Robin despaired with Alice
Two trunkless legs are all that stand
Except for a face and lots of sand
Says Alice
October 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Happy Halloween, ya bilge rats. No candy this year, just a 25-minute Turbo Works Gaiden on Rondo of Blood: youtu.be/K9tzP1lkrDU
Drac to the future: Dracula X Rondo of Blood | Turbo Works Gaiden 01
YouTube video by Jeremy Parish | Video Works
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October 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I overcame my lifelong aversion to peaches this year and embraced the most beloved of stone fruits at long last. Turned a new leaf. Started seeking them out! And buying them!

Anyway—got an automated call today that some peaches I bought last month might have listeria. Alanis, are you taking notes
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM