Encephalophatass
@encephalophatass.bsky.social
Not Sapphic as in Poetry but Dyke as in General Strike.
Leftism, Autism & Luddism | Gender Apathetic | BLM, Right-Wing Policies Kill, Trans Rights Are Human Rights, End Genocide 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Before DMing me please read this: https://nohello.net/en
Leftism, Autism & Luddism | Gender Apathetic | BLM, Right-Wing Policies Kill, Trans Rights Are Human Rights, End Genocide 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Before DMing me please read this: https://nohello.net/en
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I'm bored, so let's do this:
One like, one tip to survive in neurotypical society as an autistic or otherwise neurodivergent person.
One like, one tip to survive in neurotypical society as an autistic or otherwise neurodivergent person.
I slightly changed my handle for anti-doxxing reasons, but no worries, it's still me.
December 5, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I slightly changed my handle for anti-doxxing reasons, but no worries, it's still me.
Is that why the recruiter team was freaking out about LinkedIn being down?
a bunch of services are going down, Cloudflare is doing it's thing again isn't it
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Is that why the recruiter team was freaking out about LinkedIn being down?
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Update: I politely called her out on something passive aggressive she said and she fell to pieces. Complete overreaction.
Now the entire team is DMing me to tell me how I was in the right.
There's being stupid, and then there's losing at social chess when your opponent is literally autistic.
Now the entire team is DMing me to tell me how I was in the right.
There's being stupid, and then there's losing at social chess when your opponent is literally autistic.
Why do I hate this girl so much?
Thought you'd never ask! 🧵
Thought you'd never ask! 🧵
Remember this motherfucker?
Today she was being cold towards me and I was like oh, good, she finally got that I've had beef with her since she tried to get me fired back in July.
Nope.
Turns out she was offended I hadn't gone to her house last weekend. 🧵
Today she was being cold towards me and I was like oh, good, she finally got that I've had beef with her since she tried to get me fired back in July.
Nope.
Turns out she was offended I hadn't gone to her house last weekend. 🧵
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Update: I politely called her out on something passive aggressive she said and she fell to pieces. Complete overreaction.
Now the entire team is DMing me to tell me how I was in the right.
There's being stupid, and then there's losing at social chess when your opponent is literally autistic.
Now the entire team is DMing me to tell me how I was in the right.
There's being stupid, and then there's losing at social chess when your opponent is literally autistic.
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"Why doesn't the left give men dating advice?"
Well, you see,
Well, you see,
August 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"Why doesn't the left give men dating advice?"
Well, you see,
Well, you see,
"I'm going to stop picking fights on social media."
"I am a coach that teaches men healthy masculinity and I think the reason men vote for fascist parties is that women won't shut up about how men keep raping then."
"Hold my beer."
"I am a coach that teaches men healthy masculinity and I think the reason men vote for fascist parties is that women won't shut up about how men keep raping then."
"Hold my beer."
December 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"I'm going to stop picking fights on social media."
"I am a coach that teaches men healthy masculinity and I think the reason men vote for fascist parties is that women won't shut up about how men keep raping then."
"Hold my beer."
"I am a coach that teaches men healthy masculinity and I think the reason men vote for fascist parties is that women won't shut up about how men keep raping then."
"Hold my beer."
Translation: What's your most "unlikely" trait? Something everyone thinks you ought to like but don't, or the other way around?
Nightmare Before Christmas 😑
Nightmare Before Christmas 😑
¿Cuál es el rasgo "menos tú" que tienes? Algo que todo el mundo cree que debería gustarte y no te gusta o al revés.
December 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Translation: What's your most "unlikely" trait? Something everyone thinks you ought to like but don't, or the other way around?
Nightmare Before Christmas 😑
Nightmare Before Christmas 😑
Why do I hate this girl so much?
Thought you'd never ask! 🧵
Thought you'd never ask! 🧵
Remember this motherfucker?
Today she was being cold towards me and I was like oh, good, she finally got that I've had beef with her since she tried to get me fired back in July.
Nope.
Turns out she was offended I hadn't gone to her house last weekend. 🧵
Today she was being cold towards me and I was like oh, good, she finally got that I've had beef with her since she tried to get me fired back in July.
Nope.
Turns out she was offended I hadn't gone to her house last weekend. 🧵
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Why do I hate this girl so much?
Thought you'd never ask! 🧵
Thought you'd never ask! 🧵
Remember this motherfucker?
Today she was being cold towards me and I was like oh, good, she finally got that I've had beef with her since she tried to get me fired back in July.
Nope.
Turns out she was offended I hadn't gone to her house last weekend. 🧵
Today she was being cold towards me and I was like oh, good, she finally got that I've had beef with her since she tried to get me fired back in July.
Nope.
Turns out she was offended I hadn't gone to her house last weekend. 🧵
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Remember this motherfucker?
Today she was being cold towards me and I was like oh, good, she finally got that I've had beef with her since she tried to get me fired back in July.
Nope.
Turns out she was offended I hadn't gone to her house last weekend. 🧵
Today she was being cold towards me and I was like oh, good, she finally got that I've had beef with her since she tried to get me fired back in July.
Nope.
Turns out she was offended I hadn't gone to her house last weekend. 🧵
If you're no careful, having a chronic condition will fuck up both your sense of what's normal and your empathy.
December 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
If you're no careful, having a chronic condition will fuck up both your sense of what's normal and your empathy.
- Straight men don't love women the way queer women love women
- Straight women don't love men the way bears love other men
- Gay men who only fuck twinks feel about them the way straight men feel about women
I will not be corrected.
- Straight women don't love men the way bears love other men
- Gay men who only fuck twinks feel about them the way straight men feel about women
I will not be corrected.
November 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
- Straight men don't love women the way queer women love women
- Straight women don't love men the way bears love other men
- Gay men who only fuck twinks feel about them the way straight men feel about women
I will not be corrected.
- Straight women don't love men the way bears love other men
- Gay men who only fuck twinks feel about them the way straight men feel about women
I will not be corrected.
Dying your hair naked in the shower:
Pros: Limits dye splatter to easy-to-clean tile and ceramic surfaces; prevents staining clothes
Con: Pink tits.
Pros: Limits dye splatter to easy-to-clean tile and ceramic surfaces; prevents staining clothes
Con: Pink tits.
Good news, everyone! I didn't get any hairdye on my forehead!
November 30, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Dying your hair naked in the shower:
Pros: Limits dye splatter to easy-to-clean tile and ceramic surfaces; prevents staining clothes
Con: Pink tits.
Pros: Limits dye splatter to easy-to-clean tile and ceramic surfaces; prevents staining clothes
Con: Pink tits.
You were kidnapped.
The characters of the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who will come to save you?
I'm going to die (laughing).
The characters of the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who will come to save you?
I'm going to die (laughing).
November 30, 2025 at 8:56 AM
You were kidnapped.
The characters of the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who will come to save you?
I'm going to die (laughing).
The characters of the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who will come to save you?
I'm going to die (laughing).
DnD is a roleplaying game that lets me live out all my greatest fantasies, such as:
- Being able to help people,
- Being able to help people,
November 30, 2025 at 8:14 AM
DnD is a roleplaying game that lets me live out all my greatest fantasies, such as:
- Being able to help people,
- Being able to help people,
THE NURSE WHO GAVE ME THE COVID SHOT: It's very important you don't do anything too strenuous for the next 24 hours.
THE FIVE PIECES OF FURNITURE I FORGOT I HAD ORDERED OFF IKEA: Yo it's us, we're at the post office, can you pick us up?
THE FIVE PIECES OF FURNITURE I FORGOT I HAD ORDERED OFF IKEA: Yo it's us, we're at the post office, can you pick us up?
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
THE NURSE WHO GAVE ME THE COVID SHOT: It's very important you don't do anything too strenuous for the next 24 hours.
THE FIVE PIECES OF FURNITURE I FORGOT I HAD ORDERED OFF IKEA: Yo it's us, we're at the post office, can you pick us up?
THE FIVE PIECES OF FURNITURE I FORGOT I HAD ORDERED OFF IKEA: Yo it's us, we're at the post office, can you pick us up?
I'm at the hospital, in the waiting area of the Covid-19 vaccination area. There's only one other person wearing a mask, and hers is made of fabric.
???
???
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I'm at the hospital, in the waiting area of the Covid-19 vaccination area. There's only one other person wearing a mask, and hers is made of fabric.
???
???
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Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
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"What do you do?"
"Think a lot about the world and why it is this way"
".... For money?"
"Oh 😞 I'm a postal worker"
"Think a lot about the world and why it is this way"
".... For money?"
"Oh 😞 I'm a postal worker"
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
"What do you do?"
"Think a lot about the world and why it is this way"
".... For money?"
"Oh 😞 I'm a postal worker"
"Think a lot about the world and why it is this way"
".... For money?"
"Oh 😞 I'm a postal worker"
One of the people in my team who I used to like, a Latina immigrant, just said she's pro-Trump, and I'm like, bestie, how do I put this--
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 AM
One of the people in my team who I used to like, a Latina immigrant, just said she's pro-Trump, and I'm like, bestie, how do I put this--
History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes.
Seen on Reddit:
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes.
"Autistic people are so rigid. They only want to talk about their special interests."
Meanwhile, NT normies when you mention something that doesn't belong to one of three socially sanctioned topics:
Meanwhile, NT normies when you mention something that doesn't belong to one of three socially sanctioned topics:
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"Autistic people are so rigid. They only want to talk about their special interests."
Meanwhile, NT normies when you mention something that doesn't belong to one of three socially sanctioned topics:
Meanwhile, NT normies when you mention something that doesn't belong to one of three socially sanctioned topics:
You meet with people you love and you get to play a character as you create a story together. Sometimes your character gets to help people. It's at the perfect intersection of "nerd" and "theater kid."
I never understood dungeons and dragons but my friend explained it perfectly for me by saying "you wouldn't get it as its mostly maths based". That explained it perfectly for me. Maths is my weakest subject.
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You meet with people you love and you get to play a character as you create a story together. Sometimes your character gets to help people. It's at the perfect intersection of "nerd" and "theater kid."
In line to get into the Radiohead concert, some guy pointed at the Olivia Rodrigo poster on the wall and said something to me.
My auditory processing issues were acting out that day, so that led to a "What?" "[Inaudible]" "What? I can't hear you."
The guy turned away, looking sheepish. 🧵
My auditory processing issues were acting out that day, so that led to a "What?" "[Inaudible]" "What? I can't hear you."
The guy turned away, looking sheepish. 🧵
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 AM
In line to get into the Radiohead concert, some guy pointed at the Olivia Rodrigo poster on the wall and said something to me.
My auditory processing issues were acting out that day, so that led to a "What?" "[Inaudible]" "What? I can't hear you."
The guy turned away, looking sheepish. 🧵
My auditory processing issues were acting out that day, so that led to a "What?" "[Inaudible]" "What? I can't hear you."
The guy turned away, looking sheepish. 🧵
Reminder that I block people who traumadump or scold me on my shitposts. It's literally not that serious.
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Reminder that I block people who traumadump or scold me on my shitposts. It's literally not that serious.
Lovebombing would not work with me. Not because I'm too smart for it or anything, I'm dumb as shit, but because my avoidant attachment would kick in and go "I Do Not Like That."
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Lovebombing would not work with me. Not because I'm too smart for it or anything, I'm dumb as shit, but because my avoidant attachment would kick in and go "I Do Not Like That."