Encephalophatass
@encephalophatass.bsky.social
Not Sapphic as in Poetry but Dyke as in General Strike.
Leftism, Autism & Luddism | Gender Apathetic | Right-Wing Policies Kill, Trans Rights Are Human Rights, BLM, End Genocide 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Before DMing me please read this: https://nohello.net/en
Leftism, Autism & Luddism | Gender Apathetic | Right-Wing Policies Kill, Trans Rights Are Human Rights, BLM, End Genocide 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Before DMing me please read this: https://nohello.net/en
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Being autistic isn't hard. All you have to do is remember the 3 things that make NTs most mad:
- Misunderstandings
- Any effort on your part to prevent a misunderstanding
- Any attempt after the fact to clear up a misunderstanding
So long as you avoid those, functioning in NT society is easy!
- Misunderstandings
- Any effort on your part to prevent a misunderstanding
- Any attempt after the fact to clear up a misunderstanding
So long as you avoid those, functioning in NT society is easy!
People keep asking me this, so I thought I'd be clear:
You don't need an official diagnosis or to identify as autistic to relate to any of the stuff I post about autism.
Maybe you're autistic, maybe you're not. What matters is that you're not alone.
We're in this together <3
You don't need an official diagnosis or to identify as autistic to relate to any of the stuff I post about autism.
Maybe you're autistic, maybe you're not. What matters is that you're not alone.
We're in this together <3
"Our company is committed to diversity! That's why we invited this veteran white lady to speak about the trailblazing work she did bombing brown people in Iraq!"
February 20, 2026 at 1:44 PM
"Our company is committed to diversity! That's why we invited this veteran white lady to speak about the trailblazing work she did bombing brown people in Iraq!"
Today's hot take: if you're pro banning burkha but haven't even considered banning nun's habits or cloistered nun monasteries you're just islamophobic.
February 20, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Today's hot take: if you're pro banning burkha but haven't even considered banning nun's habits or cloistered nun monasteries you're just islamophobic.
ME, HAVING JUST SUCCESSFULLY USED THE WORDS UBIQUITOUS AND INSIDIOUS IN THE SAME SENTENCE IN A DEPARTMENT-WIDE PRESENTATION: I really appreciate the patience and grace you show when I struggle to find the right words in English.
MY NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER MANAGER: You are welcome!!! 🙂
MY NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER MANAGER: You are welcome!!! 🙂
February 20, 2026 at 9:57 AM
ME, HAVING JUST SUCCESSFULLY USED THE WORDS UBIQUITOUS AND INSIDIOUS IN THE SAME SENTENCE IN A DEPARTMENT-WIDE PRESENTATION: I really appreciate the patience and grace you show when I struggle to find the right words in English.
MY NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER MANAGER: You are welcome!!! 🙂
MY NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER MANAGER: You are welcome!!! 🙂
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'the company that maintains my boyfriend's AI persona has jacked up the price ten-fold' is pretty classic cyberpunk; that the persona or the relationship never meaningfully existed in the first place is a level of bitter irony that might be too much even for an often ironic genre.
Oof, this pinned post where a mod describes predatory product promoters. My impression of AI service costs for a heavy user at the $20 a month level is currently heavily subsidized; being in a position where you need something a company is providing at a loss is a precarious position.
From the MyBoyfriendIsAI community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the MyBoyfriendIsAI community
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February 17, 2026 at 8:19 AM
'the company that maintains my boyfriend's AI persona has jacked up the price ten-fold' is pretty classic cyberpunk; that the persona or the relationship never meaningfully existed in the first place is a level of bitter irony that might be too much even for an often ironic genre.
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DOGE Bro’s Grant Review Process Was Literally Just Asking ChatGPT ‘Is This DEI?’
Federal grants that had been approved after a full application and review process were terminated by some random inexperienced DOGE bros based on whether ChatGPT could explain—in under 120 characters—that they were…
Federal grants that had been approved after a full application and review process were terminated by some random inexperienced DOGE bros based on whether ChatGPT could explain—in under 120 characters—that they were…
DOGE Bro’s Grant Review Process Was Literally Just Asking ChatGPT ‘Is This DEI?’
Federal grants that had been approved after a full application and review process were terminated by some random inexperienced DOGE bros based on whether ChatGPT could explain—in under 120 characters—that they were "related to DEI." That's what the newly released proposed amended complaint from the Authors Guild against the US government reveals about how DOGE actually decided which National Endowment for the Humanities grants to kill.
www.techdirt.com
February 19, 2026 at 5:25 PM
DOGE Bro’s Grant Review Process Was Literally Just Asking ChatGPT ‘Is This DEI?’
Federal grants that had been approved after a full application and review process were terminated by some random inexperienced DOGE bros based on whether ChatGPT could explain—in under 120 characters—that they were…
Federal grants that had been approved after a full application and review process were terminated by some random inexperienced DOGE bros based on whether ChatGPT could explain—in under 120 characters—that they were…
Having one of those days where the anger issues and the hornybrain get tangled up and I can't tell if I want to fuck someone UP, FUCK someone up, or FUCK someone UP.
February 19, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Having one of those days where the anger issues and the hornybrain get tangled up and I can't tell if I want to fuck someone UP, FUCK someone up, or FUCK someone UP.
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pook fucking called it
February 19, 2026 at 9:50 AM
pook fucking called it
At an extremely corporate event organized by an extremely corporate consultancy firm, and the main speaker starts talking about how the growing inequality is a bad sign.
What... What is happening? #ConferenceAdventures
What... What is happening? #ConferenceAdventures
February 19, 2026 at 9:04 AM
At an extremely corporate event organized by an extremely corporate consultancy firm, and the main speaker starts talking about how the growing inequality is a bad sign.
What... What is happening? #ConferenceAdventures
What... What is happening? #ConferenceAdventures
Fuck it, it's a "Listen to the entire American Idiot album on repeat" sort of day.
February 18, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Fuck it, it's a "Listen to the entire American Idiot album on repeat" sort of day.
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Yesterday at a work event my autistic ass was explaining that even though I seem extroverted, I am actually an introvert, and this co-worker I've always vibed with tells me "Oh, I am the same, but you MASK it better" and I was like "oh hahaha interesting word choice" while inside I was like
a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words i know what you are written above them
Alt: Bella from Twilight saying "I know what you are"
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February 18, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Yesterday at a work event my autistic ass was explaining that even though I seem extroverted, I am actually an introvert, and this co-worker I've always vibed with tells me "Oh, I am the same, but you MASK it better" and I was like "oh hahaha interesting word choice" while inside I was like
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To claim something you need to be able to prove it. So what’s actually behind claims that AI can help solve climate change and what does the evidence actually say? Read the report @ketanjoshi.co: beyondfossilfuels.org/2026/02/17/t...
@stand.earth @foeus.bsky.social @caadcoalition.bsky.social & more!
@stand.earth @foeus.bsky.social @caadcoalition.bsky.social & more!
February 17, 2026 at 8:31 AM
To claim something you need to be able to prove it. So what’s actually behind claims that AI can help solve climate change and what does the evidence actually say? Read the report @ketanjoshi.co: beyondfossilfuels.org/2026/02/17/t...
@stand.earth @foeus.bsky.social @caadcoalition.bsky.social & more!
@stand.earth @foeus.bsky.social @caadcoalition.bsky.social & more!
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Quietly, to myself:
These were the fat-cow years.
These were the fat-cow years.
February 16, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Quietly, to myself:
These were the fat-cow years.
These were the fat-cow years.
When the Super Bowl's halftime show goes hard, but all the ads are for AI scams.
February 16, 2026 at 6:38 PM
When the Super Bowl's halftime show goes hard, but all the ads are for AI scams.
My British co-worker keeps cracking xenophobic jokes about how lazy Spanish workers are. Bro, it takes you 8 hours of meeting and 42 passive-aggressive comments to decide the color of a sidebar, shut the fuck up.
February 16, 2026 at 1:04 PM
My British co-worker keeps cracking xenophobic jokes about how lazy Spanish workers are. Bro, it takes you 8 hours of meeting and 42 passive-aggressive comments to decide the color of a sidebar, shut the fuck up.
Are you fucking kidding me.
I have been working for a month on a piece about how the Pets.com domain being valued at 400 mill was one of the clearest signs that the dot com bubble was about to pop, and these motherfuckers do this!?
I have been working for a month on a piece about how the Pets.com domain being valued at 400 mill was one of the clearest signs that the dot com bubble was about to pop, and these motherfuckers do this!?
February 16, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Are you fucking kidding me.
I have been working for a month on a piece about how the Pets.com domain being valued at 400 mill was one of the clearest signs that the dot com bubble was about to pop, and these motherfuckers do this!?
I have been working for a month on a piece about how the Pets.com domain being valued at 400 mill was one of the clearest signs that the dot com bubble was about to pop, and these motherfuckers do this!?
Post Like You Are In The Heated Rivalry Universe:
I heard some guy won the Stanley Cup, then kissed his boyfriend on the rink, so congratulations to all the hockey rpf girlies. Still can't pay me enough to care about sports.
I heard some guy won the Stanley Cup, then kissed his boyfriend on the rink, so congratulations to all the hockey rpf girlies. Still can't pay me enough to care about sports.
February 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Post Like You Are In The Heated Rivalry Universe:
I heard some guy won the Stanley Cup, then kissed his boyfriend on the rink, so congratulations to all the hockey rpf girlies. Still can't pay me enough to care about sports.
I heard some guy won the Stanley Cup, then kissed his boyfriend on the rink, so congratulations to all the hockey rpf girlies. Still can't pay me enough to care about sports.
The Five Nights at Freddy's fandom keeps winning! (I am sorry.)
Just finding out now that the CEO of Chuck E Cheese is mentioned in the Epstein Files
February 15, 2026 at 6:49 PM
The Five Nights at Freddy's fandom keeps winning! (I am sorry.)
I'm not saying Valentine's Day went well, but I got to see some boobies 😏
February 15, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I'm not saying Valentine's Day went well, but I got to see some boobies 😏
You're literally a fucking Republican, Kay Ivey.
The leader of your party, Donald Trump, is a rapist and pedophile named on the Epstein files.
Trebuchet the next RNC or shut the fuck up.
The leader of your party, Donald Trump, is a rapist and pedophile named on the Epstein files.
Trebuchet the next RNC or shut the fuck up.
As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.
February 15, 2026 at 12:17 PM
You're literally a fucking Republican, Kay Ivey.
The leader of your party, Donald Trump, is a rapist and pedophile named on the Epstein files.
Trebuchet the next RNC or shut the fuck up.
The leader of your party, Donald Trump, is a rapist and pedophile named on the Epstein files.
Trebuchet the next RNC or shut the fuck up.
My favourite bit is telling people how much younger they are than I am.
Oh, you're one year younger than me? One month younger? One day? One HOUR?
You're a child. You're a literal baby. You have your entire life ahead of you, kid. You're so young.
I feel ancient and weary, and always have.
Oh, you're one year younger than me? One month younger? One day? One HOUR?
You're a child. You're a literal baby. You have your entire life ahead of you, kid. You're so young.
I feel ancient and weary, and always have.
February 15, 2026 at 12:06 PM
My favourite bit is telling people how much younger they are than I am.
Oh, you're one year younger than me? One month younger? One day? One HOUR?
You're a child. You're a literal baby. You have your entire life ahead of you, kid. You're so young.
I feel ancient and weary, and always have.
Oh, you're one year younger than me? One month younger? One day? One HOUR?
You're a child. You're a literal baby. You have your entire life ahead of you, kid. You're so young.
I feel ancient and weary, and always have.
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Each and every one of us is the winner of a trillion trillion trillion cosmic lotteries, our atoms arranged *just so*. We're thinking star stuff, unique and precious. We're around for barely a lightning flash of time that should be spent living in happiness.
February 15, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Each and every one of us is the winner of a trillion trillion trillion cosmic lotteries, our atoms arranged *just so*. We're thinking star stuff, unique and precious. We're around for barely a lightning flash of time that should be spent living in happiness.
We're in a rock travelling through the cold vacuum of space. Any great endeavour whose aim is not to reduce people's suffering is immoral.
Art, science, infrastructure, justice. These must be our goals. Not enriching the few.
Art, science, infrastructure, justice. These must be our goals. Not enriching the few.
February 15, 2026 at 11:28 AM
We're in a rock travelling through the cold vacuum of space. Any great endeavour whose aim is not to reduce people's suffering is immoral.
Art, science, infrastructure, justice. These must be our goals. Not enriching the few.
Art, science, infrastructure, justice. These must be our goals. Not enriching the few.
Spoilers for Heated Rivalry's The Long Game below.
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February 14, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Spoilers for Heated Rivalry's The Long Game below.
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