Bill Amend
@billamend.bsky.social
Cartoonist/Nerd. Creator of FoxTrot
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Bill Amend
@billamend.bsky.social
· Sep 5
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
This week's comic: Esports foxtrot.com/2025/11/09/e...
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This week's comic: Esports foxtrot.com/2025/11/09/e...
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Reposted by Bill Amend
It’s going to be cool when Trump hops on Air Force 1 to go golf for the weekend while everyone else is checking to see if their flight was one of the canceled ones.
November 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
It’s going to be cool when Trump hops on Air Force 1 to go golf for the weekend while everyone else is checking to see if their flight was one of the canceled ones.
As someone living with shared walls, I'd like to thank the universe for bluetooth earbuds
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
As someone living with shared walls, I'd like to thank the universe for bluetooth earbuds
Yes. But that's not illustrative of what I'm trying to say. ie, if wealth were REALLY distributed, everyone in America would be a millionaire. I'm not necessarily arguing for that, but it's helpful when a citizenry at least knows the math
Mean household net worth. Median is $193,000.
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Yes. But that's not illustrative of what I'm trying to say. ie, if wealth were REALLY distributed, everyone in America would be a millionaire. I'm not necessarily arguing for that, but it's helpful when a citizenry at least knows the math
So (according to Google) the average American household's net worth is just over $1 million. Seem crazy and far from your lived experience? Same here. But mathmatically it makes sense WHEN YOU INCLUDE SO MANY BILLIONAIRES. Even if you hate math, try to understand it.
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
So (according to Google) the average American household's net worth is just over $1 million. Seem crazy and far from your lived experience? Same here. But mathmatically it makes sense WHEN YOU INCLUDE SO MANY BILLIONAIRES. Even if you hate math, try to understand it.
Chilling with Bruce as I am wont to do after my weekly deadline
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Chilling with Bruce as I am wont to do after my weekly deadline
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
For anyone interested in inferior comics, Quincy and I make a cameo on the new Pearls Before Swine book cover… amzn.to/47mA1vF
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
For anyone interested in inferior comics, Quincy and I make a cameo on the new Pearls Before Swine book cover… amzn.to/47mA1vF
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Reposted by Bill Amend
Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers
November 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers
Reposted by Bill Amend
You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.
Elon Musk endorses Cuomo for mayor of New York and makes sure to add some racism in there: “…Mumdumi or whatever his name is.”
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.
This week's comic: Silly Peter foxtrot.com/2025/11/02/s...
November 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This week's comic: Silly Peter foxtrot.com/2025/11/02/s...
Getting like 10x last year’s trick-or-treaters. A harbinger for economic collapse?
November 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Getting like 10x last year’s trick-or-treaters. A harbinger for economic collapse?
So *this* is what the kids really mean! :)
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
So *this* is what the kids really mean! :)
Reposted by Bill Amend
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
This is the kind of thing people like me make up for satire
New: Elon Musk appears to have just launched "Grokipedia," billed as a more right-leaning rival to Wikipedia: grokipedia.com
Story to come. If you try it out, I'd be interested to hear what you find.
Story to come. If you try it out, I'd be interested to hear what you find.
Grokipedia
grokipedia.com
October 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This is the kind of thing people like me make up for satire
Are calzones pizza omelets?
October 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Are calzones pizza omelets?
Reposted by Bill Amend
If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
October 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
October 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
This week's comic: Tricks for Treats foxtrot.com/2025/10/26/t...
October 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This week's comic: Tricks for Treats foxtrot.com/2025/10/26/t...
I’m generally pretty cautious, but if I’m skiing and catch someone saying “hey meta what’s my elevation” to their oakleys, I’m gonna crash into them just because it’s the right thing to do
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I’m generally pretty cautious, but if I’m skiing and catch someone saying “hey meta what’s my elevation” to their oakleys, I’m gonna crash into them just because it’s the right thing to do
Long ago when I was a young, almost-syndicated cartoonist, I had the pleasure of sitting next to June Lockhart at a dinner in SF and she told me a funny story that I used in one of my early strips. RIP
October 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Long ago when I was a young, almost-syndicated cartoonist, I had the pleasure of sitting next to June Lockhart at a dinner in SF and she told me a funny story that I used in one of my early strips. RIP