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Facetious Prick
* only ever joking, calm down dear.
I AM the cunt https://clearsky.app/ lists me as...But don't believe all you read.
She/it but pronounced Shit.
FO 2 OF
usb-c
3 pin plugs are Elite.
Pinned
I fell of me bike and grazed my knee in 1978, we didn't have Internet then so I'm telling you now...😜
peter griffin from family guy laying on the sidewalk
ALT: peter griffin from family guy laying on the sidewalk
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Nighty nite fuc*ers
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Alice Pooper
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Shitney Houston
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Osmosis: an early Australian prophet.

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary
November 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

Brothel - The very worst soup kitchen
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Is it true that pistachio nuts are calorie neutral because of the effort required to f**king shell them?
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Simon Le Boo
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Bozo
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Late Bush
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Burt Cobain
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Says everything when rather than spending his billions saving the gorgeous blue jewel we all live on, Space Hitler would rather spunk his cash on a glory project to populate a barren red rock.

Twat.
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Hairy Styles
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Kale Bush
Taylor Shift
Patsy Clink
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Ah, those were the days.
And then the years roll by, age catches up, and before you know it you're more likely to trip over your clackers than knock someone out with your chopper...
Because most of the people saying things were better 50 years ago were probably just kids at the time!

Not a care in the world ....

Except trying not to smash your face in with a pair of clackers while riding your Raleigh Chopper!
Ah the 1970s.

Stagflation, three day weeks, collapsing infrastructure. Civil War in Northern Ireland. In yer face racism and bigotry everywhere. Bin strikes. Strikes in general. Blackouts. Industrial decline. Wage inequality. Dog crap everywhere. And households spent 25% of their income on food.
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't you invent Tippex?
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Late Bush
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Burt Cobain
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Katie Prick
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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My butt is clenched, my jaw is unhinged and my meds are untaken!
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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If you see this post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Timeline cleanser:
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Some of you are clearly not raging enough machines
Some of y'all are clearly not smashing enough pumpkins.
Some of y'all are clearly not rolling enough stones
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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I moved my bed to another room all by myself..

I could have called friends to help, but sometimes you’ve got to take mattress into your own hands.
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Bob Sever
Jack Whine
Dave Growl
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Twaggy
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David Lee Rath
November 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Anal bleaching implies Christian anal bleaching.
#IrresponsibleCosmetology
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Top notch👍
ALL OUR VIDEOS GOT TAKEN DOWN | The Rest Is Bulls*!t
YouTube video by Spitting Image
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November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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If you see this post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Trolololo lo lololo lololo LOLOLOLOLO
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM