Leeroystarr
@leeroystarr.bsky.social
Facetious Prick
* only ever joking, calm down dear.
I AM the cunt https://clearsky.app/ lists me as...But don't believe all you read.
DDHA + Dyslexic
FO 2 OF
usb-c
3 pin plugs are Elite.
*may contain bullshit
* only ever joking, calm down dear.
I AM the cunt https://clearsky.app/ lists me as...But don't believe all you read.
DDHA + Dyslexic
FO 2 OF
usb-c
3 pin plugs are Elite.
*may contain bullshit
Pinned
Leeroystarr
@leeroystarr.bsky.social
· Apr 19
peter griffin from family guy laying on the sidewalk
ALT: peter griffin from family guy laying on the sidewalk
media.tenor.com
I fell of me bike and grazed my knee in 1978, we didn't have Internet then so I'm telling you now...😜
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I have been in a managers meeting all day. The big boss encouraged us to use ‘bluesky thinking’ so I made several knob jokes and ignored anything political.
January 7, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I have been in a managers meeting all day. The big boss encouraged us to use ‘bluesky thinking’ so I made several knob jokes and ignored anything political.
#SongsAndFilmsAboutWine
Bring me the head of Pinot Grigio
Bring me the head of Pinot Grigio
January 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
#SongsAndFilmsAboutWine
Bring me the head of Pinot Grigio
Bring me the head of Pinot Grigio
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#NotYourFavourite
#MusicChallenge
Day 223
Visage - Fade To Grey
One of my favourite futuristic/ new romantic bands. I loved Steve Strange.
youtu.be/UMPC8QJF6sI?...
#MusicChallenge
Day 223
Visage - Fade To Grey
One of my favourite futuristic/ new romantic bands. I loved Steve Strange.
youtu.be/UMPC8QJF6sI?...
January 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
#NotYourFavourite
#MusicChallenge
Day 223
Visage - Fade To Grey
One of my favourite futuristic/ new romantic bands. I loved Steve Strange.
youtu.be/UMPC8QJF6sI?...
#MusicChallenge
Day 223
Visage - Fade To Grey
One of my favourite futuristic/ new romantic bands. I loved Steve Strange.
youtu.be/UMPC8QJF6sI?...
If you can walk a mile in someone else's shoes, you should've taken their wallet
January 7, 2026 at 5:08 PM
If you can walk a mile in someone else's shoes, you should've taken their wallet
#NookieACookie Fig rolls in the hay..
January 7, 2026 at 5:02 PM
#NookieACookie Fig rolls in the hay..
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*crop dusts the timeline
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 PM
*crop dusts the timeline
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I’m getting this strange feeling some of you actually…like me…😬
January 7, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I’m getting this strange feeling some of you actually…like me…😬
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i’m like if a girl was a land mine
January 7, 2026 at 2:39 PM
i’m like if a girl was a land mine
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The things I’d do for food with melted cheese…
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 PM
The things I’d do for food with melted cheese…
#IShakeMyHeadWhenever food needs seasoning..
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 PM
#IShakeMyHeadWhenever food needs seasoning..
In my house where there's smoke, there's dinner!
January 7, 2026 at 1:26 PM
In my house where there's smoke, there's dinner!
#ThingsICollectAre Block lists..I place everybody who blocks me on a list, I usually do this about a week after they block me just to remind them I'm a c**t when they receive the list notification..
January 7, 2026 at 12:41 PM
#ThingsICollectAre Block lists..I place everybody who blocks me on a list, I usually do this about a week after they block me just to remind them I'm a c**t when they receive the list notification..
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My sexual styling can best be defined as dazed and confused.
January 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
My sexual styling can best be defined as dazed and confused.
Kemi BadEnoch playing at student politics agree I hear...Kia serving her lunch
January 7, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Kemi BadEnoch playing at student politics agree I hear...Kia serving her lunch
January 7, 2026 at 10:17 AM
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I stand on the shoulders of giants, and as a consequence look like a small chip.
January 7, 2026 at 10:04 AM
I stand on the shoulders of giants, and as a consequence look like a small chip.
Good moaning Bsky..Todays outrage has successfully passed 3 cognitive test, it's still thick as f**k but at least it's cognitive..
elmo from sesame street says " i 'm an idiot " on a brown background
ALT: elmo from sesame street says " i 'm an idiot " on a brown background
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Good moaning Bsky..Todays outrage has successfully passed 3 cognitive test, it's still thick as f**k but at least it's cognitive..
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I want to run a bespoke leggings store that operates on surge pricing.
Let’s call it The Sock Market
Let’s call it The Sock Market
January 6, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I want to run a bespoke leggings store that operates on surge pricing.
Let’s call it The Sock Market
Let’s call it The Sock Market
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January 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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Her: *is yelling at me
Me: Keep going, I’m almost there.
Me: Keep going, I’m almost there.
January 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Her: *is yelling at me
Me: Keep going, I’m almost there.
Me: Keep going, I’m almost there.
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we secretly switched this busy mom's left and right brain lobes
let's see if she notices !
let's see if she notices !
January 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
we secretly switched this busy mom's left and right brain lobes
let's see if she notices !
let's see if she notices !
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Be the funny awkward silence breaker you want to see in the world
January 6, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Be the funny awkward silence breaker you want to see in the world
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We're all being very polite about the elephant in the room.
The elephant appreciates this. It has terrible anxiety.
The elephant appreciates this. It has terrible anxiety.
January 6, 2026 at 9:51 PM
We're all being very polite about the elephant in the room.
The elephant appreciates this. It has terrible anxiety.
The elephant appreciates this. It has terrible anxiety.