Leeroystarr
@leeroystarr.bsky.social
Facetious Prick
* only ever joking, calm down dear.
I AM the cunt https://clearsky.app/ lists me as...But don't believe all you read.
DDHA + Dyslexic
FO 2 OF
usb-c
3 pin plugs are Elite.
*may contain bullshit
* only ever joking, calm down dear.
I AM the cunt https://clearsky.app/ lists me as...But don't believe all you read.
DDHA + Dyslexic
FO 2 OF
usb-c
3 pin plugs are Elite.
*may contain bullshit
Pinned
Leeroystarr
@leeroystarr.bsky.social
· Apr 19
peter griffin from family guy laying on the sidewalk
ALT: peter griffin from family guy laying on the sidewalk
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I fell of me bike and grazed my knee in 1978, we didn't have Internet then so I'm telling you now...😜
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I have to trick my body into moving today before it catches on
January 5, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I have to trick my body into moving today before it catches on
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I don't always Monday, but when I do, I set the flamethrower on high
January 5, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I don't always Monday, but when I do, I set the flamethrower on high
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My clothes washer's capacity is whatever the fuck I want to stuff into it.
January 5, 2026 at 11:42 AM
My clothes washer's capacity is whatever the fuck I want to stuff into it.
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but can the chatbots help you find the clit
January 5, 2026 at 11:45 AM
but can the chatbots help you find the clit
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Monday walked in like a gunslinger, fanned the hammer, and shot my long weekend in the back.
January 5, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Monday walked in like a gunslinger, fanned the hammer, and shot my long weekend in the back.
#MyDietPlanIs flexible, like my waistline..
a man in a purple shirt says i 've got on my eating pants ..
ALT: a man in a purple shirt says i 've got on my eating pants ..
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 12:18 PM
#MyDietPlanIs flexible, like my waistline..
Thanks for your time Ruben..
January 5, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Thanks for your time Ruben..
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Three bosses I've worked for died. I decided not to mention this at job interviews.
January 5, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Three bosses I've worked for died. I decided not to mention this at job interviews.
@jeremyandstormon5.bsky.social
Looks like Jeremy got a gender swap for Christmas, I didn't realise they could change your accent too..
Looks like Jeremy got a gender swap for Christmas, I didn't realise they could change your accent too..
January 5, 2026 at 9:19 AM
@jeremyandstormon5.bsky.social
Looks like Jeremy got a gender swap for Christmas, I didn't realise they could change your accent too..
Looks like Jeremy got a gender swap for Christmas, I didn't realise they could change your accent too..
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My New Year's Resolution is to close at least one browser tab a day until I'm down to a reasonable number, probably sometime in September.
January 5, 2026 at 9:15 AM
My New Year's Resolution is to close at least one browser tab a day until I'm down to a reasonable number, probably sometime in September.
Good moaning Bsky...Todays outrage will be delivered sometime after 9.15 am once that Muppet Jeremy Vine's show starts his first program of the year, which right winged Idiot will boil my blood today?
January 5, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Good moaning Bsky...Todays outrage will be delivered sometime after 9.15 am once that Muppet Jeremy Vine's show starts his first program of the year, which right winged Idiot will boil my blood today?
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Chamomile tea doesn't calm me down at all, it makes me angry because TEA SHOULD HAVE A FLAVOUR
January 4, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Chamomile tea doesn't calm me down at all, it makes me angry because TEA SHOULD HAVE A FLAVOUR
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[nowhere in particular]
we made it
we made it
January 4, 2026 at 8:28 PM
[nowhere in particular]
we made it
we made it
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Old MacDonald had a bad Scrabble hand...
January 4, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Old MacDonald had a bad Scrabble hand...
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A maniac with an axe was on the loose in a nearby nudist colony..
Detective Inspector Mattock has had a tip off, but he'll be back to work next Monday.
Detective Inspector Mattock has had a tip off, but he'll be back to work next Monday.
January 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
A maniac with an axe was on the loose in a nearby nudist colony..
Detective Inspector Mattock has had a tip off, but he'll be back to work next Monday.
Detective Inspector Mattock has had a tip off, but he'll be back to work next Monday.
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#ShakespeareSunday 📖
"Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this,
for it will come to pass that every braggart shall
be found an ass."
~ William Shakespeare
"Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this,
for it will come to pass that every braggart shall
be found an ass."
~ William Shakespeare
January 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
#ShakespeareSunday 📖
"Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this,
for it will come to pass that every braggart shall
be found an ass."
~ William Shakespeare
"Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this,
for it will come to pass that every braggart shall
be found an ass."
~ William Shakespeare
It's pointless calling for prezydunce fart to be impeached on Bluesky, we already all agree he should be.
January 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
It's pointless calling for prezydunce fart to be impeached on Bluesky, we already all agree he should be.
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I'm going to devote my energy exclusively to conserving my energy.
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I'm going to devote my energy exclusively to conserving my energy.
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Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
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Moments before murdering him with the very chair he saw her remove the 'Do Not Remove' tag from.
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
January 4, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Moments before murdering him with the very chair he saw her remove the 'Do Not Remove' tag from.
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They say when you’re hungry you’re really just thirsty so I ate 4 slices of pizza and took a sip of water.
January 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
They say when you’re hungry you’re really just thirsty so I ate 4 slices of pizza and took a sip of water.
Albert sneakily placed pound notes on the floor to tempt Elizabeth, he hoped this ploy would help him win the final of the musical statues family contest that Elizabeth has won for the last 10 years straight.
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
January 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Albert sneakily placed pound notes on the floor to tempt Elizabeth, he hoped this ploy would help him win the final of the musical statues family contest that Elizabeth has won for the last 10 years straight.
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
#IWouldDieOnThisHill if it wasn't for such an itchy arse..
January 4, 2026 at 5:36 PM
#IWouldDieOnThisHill if it wasn't for such an itchy arse..
#IWouldDieOnThisHill but I'd be left up here as nobody would carry me down..
a group of men are carrying a coffin on their backs .
ALT: a group of men are carrying a coffin on their backs .
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January 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM
#IWouldDieOnThisHill but I'd be left up here as nobody would carry me down..