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This party is not even remotely lit
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You know you're old when ''I have to go'' stops reffering to parties
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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It’s almost that time of year when I have to respectfully decline trying everyone’s black eyed peas recipe that they say is different than the next person’s.
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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He would ALWAYS organize his balls in a row for us. Play was too important to leave to chance. He’d be sleeping now, recharging for the next toss or swim or wrestle or leap. He was a pure and loving and joyful soul in a hard world and even now, resting by the black cherry tree, he teaches us.
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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A salsa packet burst in my bag. Smells great, but I will hafta clean it today 😭
November 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Don’t make me per my last email you
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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I save my best skeets for the shower.
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Eating chocolate covered pretzels at the airport with extreme surgical precision bc I don't want to wear a chocolate covered hoodie on a 4hr flight
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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#FakeNewsArt #PluckIt
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November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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“WHAT DOES THE “K” STAND FOR?”

Love it…
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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I feel a tad guilty giving you an earworm after we had joy, we had fun. we had seasons in the Sun.
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Did not anticipate needing a musubi mold. Maybe I will use LEGOS?
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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On the outside I’m a houseplant. On the inside I’m photosynthesizing dark thoughts.
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Today has been like any of other Sunday except a couple of people called & sang to me
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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how many last straws can one have
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Don’t let your peace cost you too much.
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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A jury of my peers? 12 emotionally available sweethearts?!
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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This is my crippling anxiety post. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Can't wait to see what kind of extra unhealthy coping mechanisms I'll develop to make it through the holidays
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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I'm not a useless eater. I convert food into quality content.
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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My husband just asked 17 if he was caught up on homework and then we all laughed and laughed and laughed. Well, not dad, but whatever.
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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So I grocery shopped today. I'm pretty sure that will be the last of that.
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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naked taters in your area need to be buttered
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Oh crap this whole time I thought when I hit that square-ish icon it said “Report” now I’m going to have to go back and redo everything.
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Doves are just classy pigeons
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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how many jokes do i need to post before the world is fixed
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM