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I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
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“Damn it, that sounded way funnier in my head.” - me and every tweet I’ve ever written.
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
Don’t forget Epstein Epstein Epstein!
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Don’t forget Epstein Epstein Epstein!
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my mother: are you actively suicidal?
me: trying to get stabbed on a walk would make me passively suicidal, I think
mom: that's not funny
me: it's a little bit funny
mom: no
me: trying to get stabbed on a walk would make me passively suicidal, I think
mom: that's not funny
me: it's a little bit funny
mom: no
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
my mother: are you actively suicidal?
me: trying to get stabbed on a walk would make me passively suicidal, I think
mom: that's not funny
me: it's a little bit funny
mom: no
me: trying to get stabbed on a walk would make me passively suicidal, I think
mom: that's not funny
me: it's a little bit funny
mom: no
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[almost anything happens]
me: what the fuck just happened
me: what the fuck just happened
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
[almost anything happens]
me: what the fuck just happened
me: what the fuck just happened
Mom: Oh my god you tackled Grandma last night
Me: Well, maybe now she will fucking remember to bring the green bean casserole
Mom: she wasn’t even bringing it, it was your cousin who forgot it
Me: Well, maybe now he will fucking remember to bring the green bean casserole
Me: Well, maybe now she will fucking remember to bring the green bean casserole
Mom: she wasn’t even bringing it, it was your cousin who forgot it
Me: Well, maybe now he will fucking remember to bring the green bean casserole
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Mom: Oh my god you tackled Grandma last night
Me: Well, maybe now she will fucking remember to bring the green bean casserole
Mom: she wasn’t even bringing it, it was your cousin who forgot it
Me: Well, maybe now he will fucking remember to bring the green bean casserole
Me: Well, maybe now she will fucking remember to bring the green bean casserole
Mom: she wasn’t even bringing it, it was your cousin who forgot it
Me: Well, maybe now he will fucking remember to bring the green bean casserole
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*presses lips against mic*
I wished I sanitized this first
I wished I sanitized this first
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
*presses lips against mic*
I wished I sanitized this first
I wished I sanitized this first
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Your anxiety is a lying bitch.
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Your anxiety is a lying bitch.
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Come therefore, let’s about it speedily.
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Come therefore, let’s about it speedily.
Don’t forget!!! Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein!
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Don’t forget!!! Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein!
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Illiterate is short for “illegitimate glitterati”
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Illiterate is short for “illegitimate glitterati”
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My therapist thinks it's a good idea for me to get out of my comfort zone and meet new people so which one of you is most likely to be a serial killer to prove her wrong?
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My therapist thinks it's a good idea for me to get out of my comfort zone and meet new people so which one of you is most likely to be a serial killer to prove her wrong?
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Every once in a while when you’re standing in the crowded living room, put your phone to your ear and say “is it done? Don’t you fucking call me until it’s done!” then look up and make eye contact with the loudest person in the room and say “I’m sorry, you were saying?!”
Family Thanksgiving tips
Family Thanksgiving tips
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Every once in a while when you’re standing in the crowded living room, put your phone to your ear and say “is it done? Don’t you fucking call me until it’s done!” then look up and make eye contact with the loudest person in the room and say “I’m sorry, you were saying?!”
Family Thanksgiving tips
Family Thanksgiving tips
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My niece is drawing everyone's picture, one by one revealing our deepest insecurities like a she's in a Stephen King book
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My niece is drawing everyone's picture, one by one revealing our deepest insecurities like a she's in a Stephen King book
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Don’t forget to eat the turkey’s heart to gain its jive dancing powers
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Don’t forget to eat the turkey’s heart to gain its jive dancing powers
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Someone just DMed to ask why I swear so much. I won't expose them, since they seem nice-ish, but I'll answer here:
I swear because:
1. I can.
2. I have a lot to swear about.
3. I can.
4. I can.
5. Butthole
I swear because:
1. I can.
2. I have a lot to swear about.
3. I can.
4. I can.
5. Butthole
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Someone just DMed to ask why I swear so much. I won't expose them, since they seem nice-ish, but I'll answer here:
I swear because:
1. I can.
2. I have a lot to swear about.
3. I can.
4. I can.
5. Butthole
I swear because:
1. I can.
2. I have a lot to swear about.
3. I can.
4. I can.
5. Butthole
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A lot of people are struggling.
Try to be kind
Try not to be kind of a jerk.
Try to be kind
Try not to be kind of a jerk.
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
A lot of people are struggling.
Try to be kind
Try not to be kind of a jerk.
Try to be kind
Try not to be kind of a jerk.
Just keep food in your mouth at all times so you don’t have to talk to anyone!
Please come back for more Thanksgiving tips!
Please come back for more Thanksgiving tips!
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Just keep food in your mouth at all times so you don’t have to talk to anyone!
Please come back for more Thanksgiving tips!
Please come back for more Thanksgiving tips!
Do not forget Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein!! Also Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Do not forget Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein!! Also Happy Thanksgiving!
Me *already crazy irritated because it’s almost 4 and I can’t sleep
Also me *just realizing there’s a fucking clock ticking in this room
*shotgun cocks
Also me *just realizing there’s a fucking clock ticking in this room
*shotgun cocks
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Me *already crazy irritated because it’s almost 4 and I can’t sleep
Also me *just realizing there’s a fucking clock ticking in this room
*shotgun cocks
Also me *just realizing there’s a fucking clock ticking in this room
*shotgun cocks
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Let me just go ahead and delete that
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Let me just go ahead and delete that
Do not forget!!!! Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein!!
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Do not forget!!!! Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein!!
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Oh you love Thanksgiving?
Name every disease the settlers gave the natives.
Name every disease the settlers gave the natives.
November 27, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Oh you love Thanksgiving?
Name every disease the settlers gave the natives.
Name every disease the settlers gave the natives.
Do not forget Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Do not forget Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein!!!!
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interviewer: it says here you’re not afraid to challenge authority
me: no it doesn’t
me: no it doesn’t
March 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
interviewer: it says here you’re not afraid to challenge authority
me: no it doesn’t
me: no it doesn’t