superastrofemme
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Slapping a Made In Canada sticker on that ass
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I would simply not walk through The Valley of the Shadow of Death
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I would simply not walk through The Valley of the Shadow of Death
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'wintery mix' is a Canadian weather forecasting term meaning you're gonna fall on a sidewalk today
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
'wintery mix' is a Canadian weather forecasting term meaning you're gonna fall on a sidewalk today
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im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten.
I'm sorry your dog got a drawer before you did
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I'm sorry your dog got a drawer before you did
Doves are just classy pigeons
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Doves are just classy pigeons
She seductively tucked the kleenex into the sleeve of her cardigan...
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
She seductively tucked the kleenex into the sleeve of her cardigan...
All rind, no juice
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
All rind, no juice
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I want a toaster strudel scarf. Like, it's a really lonnnnng toaster strudel? That you can wear. And eat. On the way to work.
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I want a toaster strudel scarf. Like, it's a really lonnnnng toaster strudel? That you can wear. And eat. On the way to work.
Trying to resist the siren song of the toaster strudel
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Trying to resist the siren song of the toaster strudel
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If you don't like mushrooms, can you explain why. Exactly the real reason why.
October 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If you don't like mushrooms, can you explain why. Exactly the real reason why.
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I’ll check your laundry’s pockets for Kleenex baby
October 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I’ll check your laundry’s pockets for Kleenex baby
Just a queso girl in a guacamole world
October 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Just a queso girl in a guacamole world
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Is it even a date unless you need to call roadside assistance twice?
October 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Is it even a date unless you need to call roadside assistance twice?
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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If I really like you I’ll let you feel the dent in my head
October 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
If I really like you I’ll let you feel the dent in my head
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we build a wall of pancakes around the ones we love the most
October 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
we build a wall of pancakes around the ones we love the most
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*powdered sugar poofing from my mouth* i don’t know who ate your donuts
October 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
*powdered sugar poofing from my mouth* i don’t know who ate your donuts
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My Goog history is filled with such embarrassing gems like "cool mom sneakers 2025" and "Orville Peck" and "Six ways to make grilled cheese article"
October 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My Goog history is filled with such embarrassing gems like "cool mom sneakers 2025" and "Orville Peck" and "Six ways to make grilled cheese article"
AKA "Mike's Hard Dimetapp"
October 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
AKA "Mike's Hard Dimetapp"
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My girlfriend and I saw your vintage headboard across the storage locker and we really like its vibe *wink wink
October 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My girlfriend and I saw your vintage headboard across the storage locker and we really like its vibe *wink wink
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Did you know a woman yelling CHEESY TOTS!? is one sign the woman you're with wants cheesy tots?
October 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Did you know a woman yelling CHEESY TOTS!? is one sign the woman you're with wants cheesy tots?
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You should never eat a potato in anger
September 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
You should never eat a potato in anger
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the number of times I look in the mirror and go “holy shit have I looked like this all day?” is alarming
October 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
the number of times I look in the mirror and go “holy shit have I looked like this all day?” is alarming
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If cats don’t want to be held like babies then why baby sized
October 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If cats don’t want to be held like babies then why baby sized