Lisa (The Snow Summoner ❄️) Singletary
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Lisa (The Snow Summoner ❄️) Singletary
@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social
I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨

(Still not a 🐿️)

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You're all very beautiful.

And magical.

Go, you.
December 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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All end of year "best of" lists that do not include me are invalid.
December 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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I’ll let you beak my heart if you kiss me 💕
December 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Are you a cartoon character? You legally have to tell me if you are.
December 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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being in love with me is like getting too high and going “oh no not again” but it’s already happening
December 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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maybe i should have been a plant. in some most, nutrient-rich soil, with just enough sunlight…
December 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My thermostat is trash so i measure how cold it is based on how many cats try to use me for warmth

We're currently at one cat, which IS cold, but bearable
December 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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person: *screaming*

me: thats a good point
December 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
December 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I do this too, but i eat them

* the marshmallows, not the ants, i'm not a monster
i keep bags of marshmallows around at all times in case i ever need to redirect a massive column of fire ants pillaging everything in their path
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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i shouldn't be allowed in the same room as myself. i'm too sexy
December 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Any song is a Christmas song if you listen to it on Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
coming to your house to borrow forehead kiss and a single blueberry
coming to your house to borrow a bag of nose boops
coming to your house
to borrow a cup of sex
December 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Claysexual bc i wanna play w clay together
Baysexual because I like it when they sit on the dock
I'm neighsexual because I'd rather hang out with the horse you rode in on
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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if anyone needs me i’ll be asleep for the next fifty years
December 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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i’m literally the sun, the moon, and all the stars….
December 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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can u repeat that… i was daydreaming about marrying u
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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i’m the best driver on the road and everyone else needs their licence taken away
December 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
My brain when i eat dinner early: omg how late am i up past bedtime? It must be like 1am by now?

My clock: 8pm 😐
December 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Celebrate boxing day

(Saw this chain in my feed, turned around, saw this already happening. My boy is so on trend 💅)
December 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favorite muppet is

(this was my sophie's choice 🥺, but it had to be done ❤️)
December 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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my deepest sympathies to those who couldn’t stand me this year because i plan on being even worse next year
December 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Botox-schmotox! Just pull all your hair up in a high-tight ponytail. Same result✨🤗

(warnings: may cause severe headaches, if wide-eyed surprise face lasts more than 4hrs please remove at least one hair band)
December 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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butts… wow. amirite? like damn
December 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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We’re starting Caturday early.
Happy Boxing Day!
December 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM