Lisa (The Snow Summoner ❄️) Singletary
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Lisa (The Snow Summoner ❄️) Singletary
@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social
I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨

(Still not a 🐿️)

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
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My retirement goal is to do nothing but prance around town in a tutu so everyone will say I aged gracefully.
February 10, 2026 at 3:04 PM
someone gets it
hey it was so nice to meet you! pls fall in love with me immediately.
February 11, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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Every hour is yearning hours if you’re filled with enough poetic longing.
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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This is my impression of me seeing Brad Pitt

“Omg is that Brad Pitt?!”
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
if we've already met in passing and you're still not obsessed w me, we are simply incompatible 🙃
February 11, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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If you just believe in yourself, there will finally be one person believing in you.
February 11, 2026 at 1:51 AM
if you're single on valentine's day, you're single in real life too
February 11, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Maybe i'll get this supposed drafts button you all have for valentines day
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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I'm sorry I forgot you guys at home with the rest of my phone
February 11, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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what's my PROBLEM? i love you
February 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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I fed my cat a redbull so he could catch a moth on the ceiling
February 9, 2026 at 9:10 PM
And also roses waiting in the new timeline... and a free pizza...
She doesn't want roses. She wants to be whisked away to a different timeline
February 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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there are great injustices in our world, and truly no free pizza on national pizza day be among them.
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
they still haven't given me the drafts button bc they know i'll just save 1000 sparkle emojis 😔
February 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Oh wait... it actually is national pizza day?!

I'm so used to all of you being obsessed w pizza that i assumed that was a joke

😔 i have no pizza
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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Hey, unmute me for a second. I’ve got something important to say. Just kidding, I don’t actually.
January 30, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Post a banger not in english
(*immediately starts thrashing around wildly on an invisible trampoline*)

youtu.be/8soQkubMk1g?...
February 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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i’m meowing in drafts
February 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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When I dip, you dip, we dip
February 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Bop it!

✨drafts folder✨
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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not nearly as many chances to earn a free personal pan pizza as an adult

0/10 do not recommend
February 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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Me, a reply guy? Au contraire, mon cheri. I am a gentleman who happens to converse.
February 7, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Can i come over and stare at you like this?
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I would've reposted your cute baby giraffe pic but you disabled replies so i couldn't also leave a "❤️🦒❤️"...

this is your punishment

Hashtag bluesky justice
February 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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if anyone needs to get in touch with me next month just send it by carrier pigeon
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM