Lisa (The Snow Summoner ❄️) Singletary
@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social
I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨
(Still not a 🐿️)
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
(Still not a 🐿️)
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
Pinned
ⓘ this user is suspected of having tea with squirrels, please report any suspicious behavior
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My retirement goal is to do nothing but prance around town in a tutu so everyone will say I aged gracefully.
February 10, 2026 at 3:04 PM
My retirement goal is to do nothing but prance around town in a tutu so everyone will say I aged gracefully.
someone gets it
hey it was so nice to meet you! pls fall in love with me immediately.
February 11, 2026 at 5:22 PM
someone gets it
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Every hour is yearning hours if you’re filled with enough poetic longing.
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Every hour is yearning hours if you’re filled with enough poetic longing.
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This is my impression of me seeing Brad Pitt
“Omg is that Brad Pitt?!”
“Omg is that Brad Pitt?!”
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
This is my impression of me seeing Brad Pitt
“Omg is that Brad Pitt?!”
“Omg is that Brad Pitt?!”
if we've already met in passing and you're still not obsessed w me, we are simply incompatible 🙃
February 11, 2026 at 2:36 AM
if we've already met in passing and you're still not obsessed w me, we are simply incompatible 🙃
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If you just believe in yourself, there will finally be one person believing in you.
February 11, 2026 at 1:51 AM
If you just believe in yourself, there will finally be one person believing in you.
if you're single on valentine's day, you're single in real life too
February 11, 2026 at 2:15 AM
if you're single on valentine's day, you're single in real life too
Maybe i'll get this supposed drafts button you all have for valentines day
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Maybe i'll get this supposed drafts button you all have for valentines day
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I'm sorry I forgot you guys at home with the rest of my phone
February 11, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I'm sorry I forgot you guys at home with the rest of my phone
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what's my PROBLEM? i love you
February 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
what's my PROBLEM? i love you
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I fed my cat a redbull so he could catch a moth on the ceiling
February 9, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I fed my cat a redbull so he could catch a moth on the ceiling
And also roses waiting in the new timeline... and a free pizza...
She doesn't want roses. She wants to be whisked away to a different timeline
February 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
And also roses waiting in the new timeline... and a free pizza...
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there are great injustices in our world, and truly no free pizza on national pizza day be among them.
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
there are great injustices in our world, and truly no free pizza on national pizza day be among them.
they still haven't given me the drafts button bc they know i'll just save 1000 sparkle emojis 😔
February 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
they still haven't given me the drafts button bc they know i'll just save 1000 sparkle emojis 😔
Oh wait... it actually is national pizza day?!
I'm so used to all of you being obsessed w pizza that i assumed that was a joke
😔 i have no pizza
I'm so used to all of you being obsessed w pizza that i assumed that was a joke
😔 i have no pizza
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Oh wait... it actually is national pizza day?!
I'm so used to all of you being obsessed w pizza that i assumed that was a joke
😔 i have no pizza
I'm so used to all of you being obsessed w pizza that i assumed that was a joke
😔 i have no pizza
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Hey, unmute me for a second. I’ve got something important to say. Just kidding, I don’t actually.
January 30, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Hey, unmute me for a second. I’ve got something important to say. Just kidding, I don’t actually.
Post a banger not in english
(*immediately starts thrashing around wildly on an invisible trampoline*)
youtu.be/8soQkubMk1g?...
(*immediately starts thrashing around wildly on an invisible trampoline*)
youtu.be/8soQkubMk1g?...
February 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Post a banger not in english
(*immediately starts thrashing around wildly on an invisible trampoline*)
youtu.be/8soQkubMk1g?...
(*immediately starts thrashing around wildly on an invisible trampoline*)
youtu.be/8soQkubMk1g?...
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i’m meowing in drafts
February 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM
i’m meowing in drafts
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When I dip, you dip, we dip
February 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
When I dip, you dip, we dip
Bop it!
✨drafts folder✨
✨drafts folder✨
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Bop it!
✨drafts folder✨
✨drafts folder✨
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not nearly as many chances to earn a free personal pan pizza as an adult
0/10 do not recommend
0/10 do not recommend
February 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
not nearly as many chances to earn a free personal pan pizza as an adult
0/10 do not recommend
0/10 do not recommend
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Me, a reply guy? Au contraire, mon cheri. I am a gentleman who happens to converse.
February 7, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Me, a reply guy? Au contraire, mon cheri. I am a gentleman who happens to converse.
Can i come over and stare at you like this?
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Can i come over and stare at you like this?
I would've reposted your cute baby giraffe pic but you disabled replies so i couldn't also leave a "❤️🦒❤️"...
this is your punishment
Hashtag bluesky justice
this is your punishment
Hashtag bluesky justice
February 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I would've reposted your cute baby giraffe pic but you disabled replies so i couldn't also leave a "❤️🦒❤️"...
this is your punishment
Hashtag bluesky justice
this is your punishment
Hashtag bluesky justice
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if anyone needs to get in touch with me next month just send it by carrier pigeon
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
if anyone needs to get in touch with me next month just send it by carrier pigeon