Lisa (The Snow Summoner ❄️) Singletary
@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social
I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨
(Still not a 🐿️)
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
(Still not a 🐿️)
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
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You're all very beautiful.
And magical.
Go, you.
And magical.
Go, you.
December 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
You're all very beautiful.
And magical.
Go, you.
And magical.
Go, you.
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All end of year "best of" lists that do not include me are invalid.
December 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
All end of year "best of" lists that do not include me are invalid.
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I’ll let you beak my heart if you kiss me 💕
December 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’ll let you beak my heart if you kiss me 💕
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Are you a cartoon character? You legally have to tell me if you are.
December 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Are you a cartoon character? You legally have to tell me if you are.
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being in love with me is like getting too high and going “oh no not again” but it’s already happening
December 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
being in love with me is like getting too high and going “oh no not again” but it’s already happening
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maybe i should have been a plant. in some most, nutrient-rich soil, with just enough sunlight…
December 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
maybe i should have been a plant. in some most, nutrient-rich soil, with just enough sunlight…
My thermostat is trash so i measure how cold it is based on how many cats try to use me for warmth
We're currently at one cat, which IS cold, but bearable
We're currently at one cat, which IS cold, but bearable
December 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My thermostat is trash so i measure how cold it is based on how many cats try to use me for warmth
We're currently at one cat, which IS cold, but bearable
We're currently at one cat, which IS cold, but bearable
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person: *screaming*
me: thats a good point
me: thats a good point
December 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
person: *screaming*
me: thats a good point
me: thats a good point
December 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I do this too, but i eat them
* the marshmallows, not the ants, i'm not a monster
* the marshmallows, not the ants, i'm not a monster
i keep bags of marshmallows around at all times in case i ever need to redirect a massive column of fire ants pillaging everything in their path
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I do this too, but i eat them
* the marshmallows, not the ants, i'm not a monster
* the marshmallows, not the ants, i'm not a monster
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i shouldn't be allowed in the same room as myself. i'm too sexy
December 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i shouldn't be allowed in the same room as myself. i'm too sexy
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Any song is a Christmas song if you listen to it on Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Any song is a Christmas song if you listen to it on Christmas.
coming to your house to borrow forehead kiss and a single blueberry
coming to your house to borrow a bag of nose boops
coming to your house
to borrow a cup of sex
to borrow a cup of sex
December 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
coming to your house to borrow forehead kiss and a single blueberry
Claysexual bc i wanna play w clay together
Baysexual because I like it when they sit on the dock
I'm neighsexual because I'd rather hang out with the horse you rode in on
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Claysexual bc i wanna play w clay together
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if anyone needs me i’ll be asleep for the next fifty years
December 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
if anyone needs me i’ll be asleep for the next fifty years
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i’m literally the sun, the moon, and all the stars….
December 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
i’m literally the sun, the moon, and all the stars….
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can u repeat that… i was daydreaming about marrying u
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
can u repeat that… i was daydreaming about marrying u
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i’m the best driver on the road and everyone else needs their licence taken away
December 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
i’m the best driver on the road and everyone else needs their licence taken away
My brain when i eat dinner early: omg how late am i up past bedtime? It must be like 1am by now?
My clock: 8pm 😐
My clock: 8pm 😐
December 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My brain when i eat dinner early: omg how late am i up past bedtime? It must be like 1am by now?
My clock: 8pm 😐
My clock: 8pm 😐
Celebrate boxing day
(Saw this chain in my feed, turned around, saw this already happening. My boy is so on trend 💅)
(Saw this chain in my feed, turned around, saw this already happening. My boy is so on trend 💅)
December 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Celebrate boxing day
(Saw this chain in my feed, turned around, saw this already happening. My boy is so on trend 💅)
(Saw this chain in my feed, turned around, saw this already happening. My boy is so on trend 💅)
You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favorite muppet is
(this was my sophie's choice 🥺, but it had to be done ❤️)
(this was my sophie's choice 🥺, but it had to be done ❤️)
December 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favorite muppet is
(this was my sophie's choice 🥺, but it had to be done ❤️)
(this was my sophie's choice 🥺, but it had to be done ❤️)
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my deepest sympathies to those who couldn’t stand me this year because i plan on being even worse next year
December 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
my deepest sympathies to those who couldn’t stand me this year because i plan on being even worse next year
Botox-schmotox! Just pull all your hair up in a high-tight ponytail. Same result✨🤗
(warnings: may cause severe headaches, if wide-eyed surprise face lasts more than 4hrs please remove at least one hair band)
(warnings: may cause severe headaches, if wide-eyed surprise face lasts more than 4hrs please remove at least one hair band)
December 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Botox-schmotox! Just pull all your hair up in a high-tight ponytail. Same result✨🤗
(warnings: may cause severe headaches, if wide-eyed surprise face lasts more than 4hrs please remove at least one hair band)
(warnings: may cause severe headaches, if wide-eyed surprise face lasts more than 4hrs please remove at least one hair band)
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butts… wow. amirite? like damn
December 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
butts… wow. amirite? like damn
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We’re starting Caturday early.
Happy Boxing Day!
Happy Boxing Day!
December 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
We’re starting Caturday early.
Happy Boxing Day!
Happy Boxing Day!