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muyrando.bsky.social
Pizza Las Vegas
@muyrando.bsky.social
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*discovery of potatoes*
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
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If 5% of my followers follow mar, I’ll consider love again
pls help me get to 400 followers! i’m 5 away! 🫶🏼🫶🏼
hii i’m mar! looking to make new friends :) #promosky
-board game lover
-obsessed with my pets (i have 2 dogs & 2 cats)
-getting back into reading & crocheting
-i listen to music every chance i get. some faves: mayday parade, bon iver, & the band CAMINO
-i post random shit

<3 / ↻ appreciated!!! 🫶🏼
January 30, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Middle of the road? Buddy, that's where you get run over, pick a side.
January 30, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Excuse me if I think wanting to die and being sad all the time is funny.
January 30, 2026 at 3:53 AM
One euthanasia please
January 30, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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If you like me, that's your problem
January 30, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Attempting to knock out the entire Jeremy Brett Sherlock this weekend.
January 29, 2026 at 6:04 PM
All your thoughts they rot
January 29, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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Your first mistake was opening Bluesky.
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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Don't worry about what people think. They’re mostly just wondering why your face looks like that.
January 29, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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They just like us fr
January 29, 2026 at 11:27 AM
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I'm shadowbanned but like in real life
January 29, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I've decided to just sorta zone out until I die. ✌️
January 28, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Everyone's going to be even more insane tomorrow, good night.
January 28, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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curious how some of you afford crack when you're always on here
January 27, 2026 at 9:57 PM
It's just so demoralizing that these assholes are so obviously stupid, but they keep winning. It's how I imagine you would feel losing a game of tic-tac-toe to a chicken.
January 27, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Must...appear...functional
January 27, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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signal is compromised but you can just post your secret messages on my posts, no one reads them anyway
January 27, 2026 at 6:39 AM
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Fam, I have been neck deep in dating sites for a couple of weeks and I am beginning to think it’s not going to fix my childhood
January 27, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Now is not the time to bicker about petty differences, we all need to come together and think exactly the way I do.
January 27, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Actually, I heard Bovino just got stuck between some couch cushions and they're having a hard time finding him.
January 27, 2026 at 12:41 AM
A lot of people are a different age than me and I find that unacceptable.
January 27, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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I mean..it can’t be that hard (😏)

- Me moving the wire hanger slowly up my nose.
January 26, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Trying to imagine a political party filled with people who don't need to check the latest polls, but instead govern by a consistent code of morals and principles.
January 26, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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If I ever reach 3k followers I'm going to celebrate by flying one of my lucky followers out to Vegas, have them fill up a sock with any item of their choosing, and let them beat me to death with it!
January 26, 2026 at 7:12 AM