Pizza Las Vegas
@muyrando.bsky.social
This is a joke account.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:iuhhxvswn7mk2zvgokarrofi/lists/3lbdsmcyrhl2h
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Pizza Las Vegas
@muyrando.bsky.social
· Jan 5
*discovery of potatoes*
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
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If 5% of my followers follow mar, I’ll consider love again
pls help me get to 400 followers! i’m 5 away! 🫶🏼🫶🏼
hii i’m mar! looking to make new friends :) #promosky
-board game lover
-obsessed with my pets (i have 2 dogs & 2 cats)
-getting back into reading & crocheting
-i listen to music every chance i get. some faves: mayday parade, bon iver, & the band CAMINO
-i post random shit
<3 / ↻ appreciated!!! 🫶🏼
-board game lover
-obsessed with my pets (i have 2 dogs & 2 cats)
-getting back into reading & crocheting
-i listen to music every chance i get. some faves: mayday parade, bon iver, & the band CAMINO
-i post random shit
<3 / ↻ appreciated!!! 🫶🏼
January 30, 2026 at 4:52 AM
If 5% of my followers follow mar, I’ll consider love again
Middle of the road? Buddy, that's where you get run over, pick a side.
January 30, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Middle of the road? Buddy, that's where you get run over, pick a side.
Excuse me if I think wanting to die and being sad all the time is funny.
January 30, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Excuse me if I think wanting to die and being sad all the time is funny.
One euthanasia please
January 30, 2026 at 3:24 AM
One euthanasia please
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If you like me, that's your problem
January 30, 2026 at 3:20 AM
If you like me, that's your problem
Attempting to knock out the entire Jeremy Brett Sherlock this weekend.
January 29, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Attempting to knock out the entire Jeremy Brett Sherlock this weekend.
All your thoughts they rot
January 29, 2026 at 1:35 PM
All your thoughts they rot
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Your first mistake was opening Bluesky.
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Your first mistake was opening Bluesky.
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Don't worry about what people think. They’re mostly just wondering why your face looks like that.
January 29, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Don't worry about what people think. They’re mostly just wondering why your face looks like that.
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They just like us fr
January 29, 2026 at 11:27 AM
They just like us fr
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I'm shadowbanned but like in real life
January 29, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I'm shadowbanned but like in real life
I've decided to just sorta zone out until I die. ✌️
January 28, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I've decided to just sorta zone out until I die. ✌️
Everyone's going to be even more insane tomorrow, good night.
January 28, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Everyone's going to be even more insane tomorrow, good night.
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curious how some of you afford crack when you're always on here
January 27, 2026 at 9:57 PM
curious how some of you afford crack when you're always on here
It's just so demoralizing that these assholes are so obviously stupid, but they keep winning. It's how I imagine you would feel losing a game of tic-tac-toe to a chicken.
January 27, 2026 at 10:15 PM
It's just so demoralizing that these assholes are so obviously stupid, but they keep winning. It's how I imagine you would feel losing a game of tic-tac-toe to a chicken.
Must...appear...functional
January 27, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Must...appear...functional
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signal is compromised but you can just post your secret messages on my posts, no one reads them anyway
January 27, 2026 at 6:39 AM
signal is compromised but you can just post your secret messages on my posts, no one reads them anyway
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Fam, I have been neck deep in dating sites for a couple of weeks and I am beginning to think it’s not going to fix my childhood
January 27, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Fam, I have been neck deep in dating sites for a couple of weeks and I am beginning to think it’s not going to fix my childhood
Now is not the time to bicker about petty differences, we all need to come together and think exactly the way I do.
January 27, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Now is not the time to bicker about petty differences, we all need to come together and think exactly the way I do.
Actually, I heard Bovino just got stuck between some couch cushions and they're having a hard time finding him.
January 27, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Actually, I heard Bovino just got stuck between some couch cushions and they're having a hard time finding him.
A lot of people are a different age than me and I find that unacceptable.
January 27, 2026 at 12:32 AM
A lot of people are a different age than me and I find that unacceptable.
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I mean..it can’t be that hard (😏)
- Me moving the wire hanger slowly up my nose.
- Me moving the wire hanger slowly up my nose.
January 26, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I mean..it can’t be that hard (😏)
- Me moving the wire hanger slowly up my nose.
- Me moving the wire hanger slowly up my nose.
Trying to imagine a political party filled with people who don't need to check the latest polls, but instead govern by a consistent code of morals and principles.
January 26, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Trying to imagine a political party filled with people who don't need to check the latest polls, but instead govern by a consistent code of morals and principles.
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If I ever reach 3k followers I'm going to celebrate by flying one of my lucky followers out to Vegas, have them fill up a sock with any item of their choosing, and let them beat me to death with it!
January 26, 2026 at 7:12 AM
If I ever reach 3k followers I'm going to celebrate by flying one of my lucky followers out to Vegas, have them fill up a sock with any item of their choosing, and let them beat me to death with it!