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@muyrando.bsky.social
· Jan 5
*discovery of potatoes*
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
It's Las Vegas Pizza Fest day. 😤
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November 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It's Las Vegas Pizza Fest day. 😤
I mean, it's not at all surprising and I know a lot of us saw this coming, but to see an entire political party pivot in real time to, "Well, it's not technically pedophilia," is still completely bonkers to me.
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I mean, it's not at all surprising and I know a lot of us saw this coming, but to see an entire political party pivot in real time to, "Well, it's not technically pedophilia," is still completely bonkers to me.
Look at you, changing the world, one skeet at a time.
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Look at you, changing the world, one skeet at a time.
Look, with boneless you don't get those stringy pieces in your teeth, they're generally less messy, and you get more meat per "wing." Fight me.
I just recently discovered I prefer boneless wings and that's just something you and I have to make peace with.
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Look, with boneless you don't get those stringy pieces in your teeth, they're generally less messy, and you get more meat per "wing." Fight me.
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I completely forgot it was my birthday today because I’m totally humble and shit
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I completely forgot it was my birthday today because I’m totally humble and shit
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Every time I drag myself to the office it becomes more apparent how feral I've become, just let me live alone in a mighty oak above the clouds
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Every time I drag myself to the office it becomes more apparent how feral I've become, just let me live alone in a mighty oak above the clouds
I swear, you people need to get your priorities in order. I know there's a lot going on in the world, but nothing is more important than liking my posts.
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I swear, you people need to get your priorities in order. I know there's a lot going on in the world, but nothing is more important than liking my posts.
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I love when the symptoms of a disease are like “increased fatigue” and I’m like welp that’s been me since age 12 or so
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I love when the symptoms of a disease are like “increased fatigue” and I’m like welp that’s been me since age 12 or so
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Rev is so close to 4k followers, people! Surely she can get there on her Bsky anniversary 🙏
Today is my one-year Bluesky anniversary (no, I didn’t come from *there*), and it got me thinking how very different my life was a year ago. New loves and friendships, fresh scars on my heart, hard-won battles, lessons learned and, ultimately, greater joy. All thanks to this silly app 💜
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Rev is so close to 4k followers, people! Surely she can get there on her Bsky anniversary 🙏
First guy to open a can of worms: I did not enjoy this experience and will liken future inconveniences to it.
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
First guy to open a can of worms: I did not enjoy this experience and will liken future inconveniences to it.
Alright, I think this whole being governed by the most incompetent and corrupt people on the planet prank has gone on long enough, cut it out, you guys.
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Alright, I think this whole being governed by the most incompetent and corrupt people on the planet prank has gone on long enough, cut it out, you guys.
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The Costco sample lady called spanakopita 'spankopedia' and I'm still disappointed it turned out to be a spinach thing
December 9, 2024 at 1:44 PM
The Costco sample lady called spanakopita 'spankopedia' and I'm still disappointed it turned out to be a spinach thing
Nothing like losing your wallet to make you realize how much you rely on retail therapy.
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Nothing like losing your wallet to make you realize how much you rely on retail therapy.
I just recently discovered I prefer boneless wings and that's just something you and I have to make peace with.
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I just recently discovered I prefer boneless wings and that's just something you and I have to make peace with.
Buddy, I am the spectrum.
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Buddy, I am the spectrum.
If you see this post, that's pretty cool.
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If you see this post, that's pretty cool.
Sure is pedophiley out today. It was pedophiley yesterday, even more pedophiley today.
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Sure is pedophiley out today. It was pedophiley yesterday, even more pedophiley today.
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"Ahhh, you think darkness is your ally..."
"Pizza, you don't have to say that every time we shut off the motion sensors"
"Pizza, you don't have to say that every time we shut off the motion sensors"
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"Ahhh, you think darkness is your ally..."
"Pizza, you don't have to say that every time we shut off the motion sensors"
"Pizza, you don't have to say that every time we shut off the motion sensors"
The grass, it yearns to be touched.
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The grass, it yearns to be touched.
I'm gonna start adding a little note to the bottom of all my posts that reads, "I'm actually fine, you don't need to worry about me."
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I'm gonna start adding a little note to the bottom of all my posts that reads, "I'm actually fine, you don't need to worry about me."
I'm not trying to exaggerate or be hyperbolic here, but everything is the literal worst.
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I'm not trying to exaggerate or be hyperbolic here, but everything is the literal worst.
Cheesecake, but in a waffle cone.
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Cheesecake, but in a waffle cone.
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*sees you in Valhalla*
*hides behind a shrub*
Thor: What are you doing?
Me: I know that guy from Midgard, he's a total dick.
*hides behind a shrub*
Thor: What are you doing?
Me: I know that guy from Midgard, he's a total dick.
November 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
*sees you in Valhalla*
*hides behind a shrub*
Thor: What are you doing?
Me: I know that guy from Midgard, he's a total dick.
*hides behind a shrub*
Thor: What are you doing?
Me: I know that guy from Midgard, he's a total dick.
Got in trouble for doing the Bane voice on the intercom again 🫤
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Got in trouble for doing the Bane voice on the intercom again 🫤