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@muyrando.bsky.social
· Jan 5
*discovery of potatoes*
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
I don't know how to tell you this, but that little power walk around the block isn't really going to help with 17 pounds of food you stuffed down your gullet the last couple days.
November 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I don't know how to tell you this, but that little power walk around the block isn't really going to help with 17 pounds of food you stuffed down your gullet the last couple days.
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You’re a “spreader of joy?”
Blocked.
Blocked.
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
You’re a “spreader of joy?”
Blocked.
Blocked.
Personally, I love music. I mean, sometimes I'll be listening to a song and I'll be like "hell yeah."
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Personally, I love music. I mean, sometimes I'll be listening to a song and I'll be like "hell yeah."
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I can check the vitals on
your bird 🦃
your bird 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I can check the vitals on
your bird 🦃
your bird 🦃
Laugh hard it's a long ways to the bank
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Laugh hard it's a long ways to the bank
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Happy Thanksgiving ilu ♥️
What's Thanksgiving without mac and cheese?
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youtu.be/-6HWMkyTAaA?...
What's Thanksgiving without mac and cheese?
@fulkery.bsky.social
@shellhound.com
@farce.from.wtf
@killingicons.bsky.social
@muyrando.bsky.social
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youtu.be/-6HWMkyTAaA?...
YOUNG POSSE (영파씨) - ‘MACARONI CHEESE’ MV
YouTube video by YOUNG POSSE • 영파씨
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Happy Thanksgiving ilu ♥️
What's Thanksgiving without mac and cheese?
@fulkery.bsky.social
@shellhound.com
@farce.from.wtf
@killingicons.bsky.social
@muyrando.bsky.social
@lunchjournals.bsky.social
youtu.be/-6HWMkyTAaA?...
What's Thanksgiving without mac and cheese?
@fulkery.bsky.social
@shellhound.com
@farce.from.wtf
@killingicons.bsky.social
@muyrando.bsky.social
@lunchjournals.bsky.social
youtu.be/-6HWMkyTAaA?...
The good times are killing me. :-)
open.spotify.com/track/1fBO9S...
open.spotify.com/track/1fBO9S...
The Good Times Are Killing Me
open.spotify.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The good times are killing me. :-)
open.spotify.com/track/1fBO9S...
open.spotify.com/track/1fBO9S...
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Put “spree” after “killing” and the whole thing suddenly sounds so breezy and upbeat.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Put “spree” after “killing” and the whole thing suddenly sounds so breezy and upbeat.
Looking forward to all the sexy Thanksgiving costume selfies.
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Looking forward to all the sexy Thanksgiving costume selfies.
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Hey y'all. I recently had a visit to the ER and the copay is insane. If you could donate to the brenna ER bill fund I would be forever grateful. Ilu thank you ♥️😘
Gofundme
gofund.me/18a1a1d17
C*shapp
$brennamcm
Gofundme
gofund.me/18a1a1d17
C*shapp
$brennamcm
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hey y'all. I recently had a visit to the ER and the copay is insane. If you could donate to the brenna ER bill fund I would be forever grateful. Ilu thank you ♥️😘
Gofundme
gofund.me/18a1a1d17
C*shapp
$brennamcm
Gofundme
gofund.me/18a1a1d17
C*shapp
$brennamcm
Challenge accepted
just so y'all know, i don't hate any of you 🫶
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Challenge accepted
Not to brag, but someone once liked me for an extended period of time.
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Not to brag, but someone once liked me for an extended period of time.
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🍐🍊🍋🍌🍉🍇🍓🫐🍈🍒🍑🥭🍍
Ok I admit a watermelon and a pineapple could have finished him.
Ok I admit a watermelon and a pineapple could have finished him.
I wish I could travel back in time to pelt Isaac Newton with different kinds of fruit to see if that inspires any other theories.
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
🍐🍊🍋🍌🍉🍇🍓🫐🍈🍒🍑🥭🍍
Ok I admit a watermelon and a pineapple could have finished him.
Ok I admit a watermelon and a pineapple could have finished him.
Went into work for all of 15 minutes today, I'm going to go ahead and call this a 5 day weekend. 😎🦃
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Went into work for all of 15 minutes today, I'm going to go ahead and call this a 5 day weekend. 😎🦃
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kraft mac n cheese has as much leftover potential as mcdonalds french fries
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
kraft mac n cheese has as much leftover potential as mcdonalds french fries
The stars, will they ever cease to dance?
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The stars, will they ever cease to dance?
I wish I could travel back in time to pelt Isaac Newton with different kinds of fruit to see if that inspires any other theories.
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I wish I could travel back in time to pelt Isaac Newton with different kinds of fruit to see if that inspires any other theories.
Having a death wish is selfish, wish for enough death for the rest of us.
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Having a death wish is selfish, wish for enough death for the rest of us.
My game is like 98% shame.
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My game is like 98% shame.
This is one of the very few times I was actually looking forward to people riffing on one of my jokes and I got two replies.
Kinda disappointed that they stopped with Cocaine Bear, I thought we were getting a whole franchise. Like, Fentanyl Raccoon, Crystal Meth Squirrel, and Black Tar Heroin Capybara.
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This is one of the very few times I was actually looking forward to people riffing on one of my jokes and I got two replies.
Kinda disappointed that they stopped with Cocaine Bear, I thought we were getting a whole franchise. Like, Fentanyl Raccoon, Crystal Meth Squirrel, and Black Tar Heroin Capybara.
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Kinda disappointed that they stopped with Cocaine Bear, I thought we were getting a whole franchise. Like, Fentanyl Raccoon, Crystal Meth Squirrel, and Black Tar Heroin Capybara.
Hours should be shorter when you're at work and longer when you're at home
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Hours should be shorter when you're at work and longer when you're at home
It's really weird looking around and realizing how bad everything is and still knowing it's somehow going to get worse.
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It's really weird looking around and realizing how bad everything is and still knowing it's somehow going to get worse.
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Hey y'all. I've started a gofundme for some medical bills from an er visit. If you can help, I will be eternally grateful. Thank you ilu ♥️
gofund.me/fb9d9a121
gofund.me/fb9d9a121
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Hey y'all. I've started a gofundme for some medical bills from an er visit. If you can help, I will be eternally grateful. Thank you ilu ♥️
gofund.me/fb9d9a121
gofund.me/fb9d9a121