Pandy Fackler
@thatbrenna.bsky.social
Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
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Pandy Fackler
@thatbrenna.bsky.social
· Jul 23
Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology!
Me: Are there any jays?
Host: No sorry
Me: I'd like to buy an owl
Me: Are there any jays?
Host: No sorry
Me: I'd like to buy an owl
I caught the sunset for you ilu ❤️
January 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I caught the sunset for you ilu ❤️
Me: After spending 50 bucks at the coffee place, I got a free small coffee!
Him: but that's not really "free" is it? Technically it cost you 50 bucks
Me: Shut up I said THIS IS FREE COFFEE
Him: but that's not really "free" is it? Technically it cost you 50 bucks
Me: Shut up I said THIS IS FREE COFFEE
January 5, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Me: After spending 50 bucks at the coffee place, I got a free small coffee!
Him: but that's not really "free" is it? Technically it cost you 50 bucks
Me: Shut up I said THIS IS FREE COFFEE
Him: but that's not really "free" is it? Technically it cost you 50 bucks
Me: Shut up I said THIS IS FREE COFFEE
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narcissistic lobsters are shellfish . folks,,,
January 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
narcissistic lobsters are shellfish . folks,,,
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quote posting my new year’s resolution everyday as a reminder
January 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
quote posting my new year’s resolution everyday as a reminder
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whenever someone says it’s a catastrophe I mentally correct it to “cat ass trophy”
January 5, 2026 at 8:58 PM
whenever someone says it’s a catastrophe I mentally correct it to “cat ass trophy”
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The jerk store called but I don’t know what they wanted because they didn’t leave a message
January 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
The jerk store called but I don’t know what they wanted because they didn’t leave a message
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If the best you can manage today is to show up wearing normal pants, give yourself a little grace.
January 5, 2026 at 10:37 AM
If the best you can manage today is to show up wearing normal pants, give yourself a little grace.
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Please wake up.
(this is actually a sticker I got today)
(this is actually a sticker I got today)
January 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Please wake up.
(this is actually a sticker I got today)
(this is actually a sticker I got today)
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periodic reminder that this is either hell or a simulation
January 5, 2026 at 8:50 PM
periodic reminder that this is either hell or a simulation
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*stops Livin’ la Vida Loca*
i’m sorry guys. i just can’t do it anymore
i’m sorry guys. i just can’t do it anymore
July 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
*stops Livin’ la Vida Loca*
i’m sorry guys. i just can’t do it anymore
i’m sorry guys. i just can’t do it anymore
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Afraid of unfamiliar scents, flavors, movements, and noises but accepting new words and images
January 5, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Afraid of unfamiliar scents, flavors, movements, and noises but accepting new words and images
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When my worst fears come true, they just get replaced by new worst fears. It's not that big of a deal.
January 5, 2026 at 6:36 PM
When my worst fears come true, they just get replaced by new worst fears. It's not that big of a deal.
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ME: (doing standup) what's the deal with airplane food
AUDIENCE: *crickets*
[later]
GRASSHOPPER: how was the show
CRICKET: oh man that guy was hilarious
AUDIENCE: *crickets*
[later]
GRASSHOPPER: how was the show
CRICKET: oh man that guy was hilarious
January 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
ME: (doing standup) what's the deal with airplane food
AUDIENCE: *crickets*
[later]
GRASSHOPPER: how was the show
CRICKET: oh man that guy was hilarious
AUDIENCE: *crickets*
[later]
GRASSHOPPER: how was the show
CRICKET: oh man that guy was hilarious
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millennials love planning their trip to macchu pikachu
January 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
millennials love planning their trip to macchu pikachu
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*Taps brain* is this thing on?
January 5, 2026 at 9:36 PM
*Taps brain* is this thing on?
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I don't trust someone with a user name like SteveSmith82. We're all out here trying to have alter egos and this guy is just like "hey it's me"
January 5, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I don't trust someone with a user name like SteveSmith82. We're all out here trying to have alter egos and this guy is just like "hey it's me"
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I can either read the news or run head-first into a wall. Hard to decide really.
January 5, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I can either read the news or run head-first into a wall. Hard to decide really.
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bar-farmer's state bank (1912), reed street, rudyard, montana, 1987
January 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
bar-farmer's state bank (1912), reed street, rudyard, montana, 1987
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you have to understand the 90s were a different era, the norms wouldn’t be acceptable by today’s standards. for some reason, people were really really into auxiliary cartoon characters like the tasmanian devil and tweety bird.
January 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
you have to understand the 90s were a different era, the norms wouldn’t be acceptable by today’s standards. for some reason, people were really really into auxiliary cartoon characters like the tasmanian devil and tweety bird.
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When the edible kicks in
January 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
When the edible kicks in
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