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Pandy Fackler
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Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology!

Me: Are there any jays?

Host: No sorry

Me: I'd like to buy an owl
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What I lack in looks and physical prowess, I make up for in lack of personality
November 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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[plane starts going down]

[i raise my tray table]

[plane goes back up again]
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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No, really, I love the way my brain remembers my telephone number from 1987 and my dad’s car reg from 1977 but not the reason I walked into this room.
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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🚨🚨🚨🚨HE HAS JAMMIES🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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If you can’t beat them, join them and eat all of their snacks.
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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the face i make when i have a great idea, before i realize the inevitable repercussions
October 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Turning on the bat-signal cause my sports bra got me in a chokehold again
October 17, 2024 at 11:16 AM
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- Am I the only one who...

- No, you're not the only one. Shut the fuck up.
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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You haven't been reposting me are you OK?
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Googled my symptoms and it turns out I’ve been dead for 3000 years
January 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Getting this project done would be its own reward, but I think also brownies.
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Why would I want to go big? That sounds exhausting. I'm going home
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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My degree was in English lit but I went to medical school later after this one time at a party and great quotes just pouring out of me I could not say "coagulate yourself bitch" without sounding pompous ass
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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i would like to go big and go home
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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filling your vodka bottles with Crystal Pepsi
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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if I ever disappear just tell my family they still owe me money
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
March 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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As a semi-sane person I had no idea I'd be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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me, as a therapist: omg samesies
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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taken from my college honors thesis, “On Stairs.”
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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decorating our theme tree this year with dog hair
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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well would you look at that, you managed to find my last nerve
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Lawn care co left a brochure on my door 💀
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM