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Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology!

Me: Are there any jays?

Host: No sorry

Me: I'd like to buy an owl
I'm outta here
February 1, 2026 at 9:06 AM
My friend sent me 50 of these. You're supposed to write what you want, then burn the check or tear it up and scatter it. Idk 🤷
February 1, 2026 at 9:04 AM
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Most of the time I think I’m pretty handsome until I see actual good looking people and then I realize I’m just hot for a bog mummy
January 31, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Me: Oh, it's just a light dusting, I don’t need heavy boots to check the mail

​The Universe: Cool, here is a localized glacier for the interior of your left shoe. Enjoy your new life as a penguin
January 31, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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nostalgic for when news was just one new
January 30, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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Sex is good but have you ever ordered takeaway then forgot for a second and remembered again?
January 30, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Men only want to see one thing these days...

That beautiful bean footage.
January 30, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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mirror, mirror on the wall, is this the dumbest reality of them all?
January 30, 2026 at 12:05 PM
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Go to a restaurant and order the world's gone mad, a secret menu item of despair and understanding you would never have at home but trust your public outbursts
January 30, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I decided to finally lay all my feelings out on the table. I was being so brave. I was being "real"
​Until the cat started batting my deepest insecurities onto the floor one by one
January 30, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Today's tshirt
January 30, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Pixie says to go away she's sleeping
January 29, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Happy Thursday ilu
I also love EXO 🎶😍😍😍😍
Their vids are always so good too

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youtu.be/BWfKkqo1Mk8?...
EXO 엑소 'Crown' MV
YouTube video by SMTOWN
youtu.be
January 29, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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We’re going to be okay. I promise.

Not you though, you’re a piece of shit.
January 29, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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the eye twitching will continue until morale improves
January 29, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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Two days after watching "The Day After Tomorrow" I took great delight in telling people "I saw The Day After Tomorrow the day before yesterday".
January 28, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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i'm five days behind on bluesky no spoilers
January 27, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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My circle is so small, I talk to myself and laugh.
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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If you’re struggling on this app I just want and you to know that I see you pushing through. You’re seen. I’m in your house. I’m standing right behind you.
January 29, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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shaq missed a huge entrepreneurial opportunity not patenting shaquille oatmeal
January 28, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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Me, an arborist pointing at a tree:

"Wood."
January 28, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Hey you. You should listen to this and dance your ass off. I put this CD on yt. Please forgive the editing. 🎶😍😍

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youtu.be/_tX81LvTJ58?...
Don't Stop - Digital Midnight
YouTube video by Pandy Fackler
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January 29, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My cat just stared at a wall for 20 min, let out a giant howl, and then immediately sat down to lick her butt like nothing happened. If there’s a ghost, it just got front-row seats to a very thorough grooming session.
January 28, 2026 at 8:30 PM