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January 14, 2026 at 11:15 PM
let your single friends know that if they were to die in a one vehicle accident that you would be ok
January 14, 2026 at 8:17 AM
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*im sure it was traumatic. relive it again for my enjoyment please*
January 14, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Posting through it should be considered a valid form of therapy
January 14, 2026 at 2:15 AM
You can’t really smell trouble. You can smell Big Rick, though, which is close enough.
January 13, 2026 at 8:53 PM
A lot of people don’t know this, but a hazelnut is actually a legume. People don’t normally know this because I just made that up.
January 13, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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Woman who drinks 1 glass of water every 48 hours: "you know drinking diet coke is bad for you"
January 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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i not only read them daily- INCLUDING things like Mary Worth, Rex Morgan MD and Mark Trail- but also had a specific order based on my ranking of their quality
why did so many millennials read so many newspaper comics? easily 60 percent of my reading diet in elementary/middle school was collected editions of calvin and hobbes, farside, dilbert, peanuts, doonesbury (!), foxtrot (?!?) and i know im not alone. historically unique phenomenon
rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job
January 13, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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the dilbert guy dilbert died. he’s deadbert now. he's deadbert & you're laughing.
January 13, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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Making tuna salad and thinking "I bet the guy I met today, who makes 200 times my salary, doesn't know the simple pleasure of a nice tuna salad"
January 13, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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(after copying and pasting commands into the terminal and changing the IP address of a linux server) you know, i’m something of a hacker myself
January 13, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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THEM: sorry i’m late to the bowling alley, everyone. i got a flat tire on the way

ME: sounds like you had to pick up a spare already

[later at the ER]

DR: how did he get stabbed with a bowling ball??
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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sarcasm, motherfucker, do you speak it
January 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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If you saw me licking yogurt lids, I wouldn’t be single.
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Waging war against protein with my weapon of choice, digestive enzymes.
January 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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Making a charcuterie board only out of things I found at Walmart so there's macaroni and cheese loaf, a few wrinkled grapes, crackers shaped like frowns, and a tank top that has someone's stray chest hairs embedded in it.
January 12, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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Happy Monday fellow men I hope this isn’t the day your wife finally decides that all of our bullshit just isn’t worth it any more
January 12, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I’m not gonna say I’m depressed, but I might post song lyrics “for no particular reason”
January 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Confidence is sexy, but insecurity will put with your shit
January 11, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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it seems sleeping at night is not one of my special talents
January 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
The cool thing about being rejected by your parents is that you internalize that rejection and it makes you less appealing to other people.
January 11, 2026 at 9:06 AM
My phone tells me I listen to my music too loud and that my stress levels are elevated, but it cannot deduce the relationship between those data points
January 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Who up trying to use social media to create a connection with other people that also keeps them at a safe distance because they crave relationships but were taught that if people really got to know them they would be abandoned again and again?

Do you have a lighter I can borrow?
January 10, 2026 at 8:39 AM