Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉
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Sobriety Date 12/22/09
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Don’t is short for donut
January 7, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Don’t is short for donut
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I am proof that not having any screen time as a child does not help anything
December 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I am proof that not having any screen time as a child does not help anything
Former gifted child. Current disappointing adult.
January 7, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Former gifted child. Current disappointing adult.
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since he has a wife santa claus is merried
January 7, 2026 at 1:40 AM
since he has a wife santa claus is merried
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I already forgot about this post
January 7, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I already forgot about this post
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Me when you're fighting with allies over meaningless bullshit on the 16thish largest social media website. 🦑
January 7, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Me when you're fighting with allies over meaningless bullshit on the 16thish largest social media website. 🦑
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Kind of dystopian that we kidnapped a world leader but roll out that flag and sing for football
January 4, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Kind of dystopian that we kidnapped a world leader but roll out that flag and sing for football
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The tech CEOs are all on TV today so that must mean it’s Dancing Robot Season
January 6, 2026 at 5:12 PM
The tech CEOs are all on TV today so that must mean it’s Dancing Robot Season
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Good flannels never get washed, a good axe washes them anyway. Inspojack and I'm logging on
January 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Good flannels never get washed, a good axe washes them anyway. Inspojack and I'm logging on
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Everyone should play in a punk or ska band at some stage in their life.
January 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Everyone should play in a punk or ska band at some stage in their life.
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Pushing positivity like its a drug.
January 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Pushing positivity like its a drug.
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A very inconvenient time to find out my heart, is indeed, faint.
January 5, 2026 at 3:18 PM
A very inconvenient time to find out my heart, is indeed, faint.
I bet polishing the brass on the Titanic was soothing
January 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I bet polishing the brass on the Titanic was soothing
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I am a simple gal, I want a 5 lb bucket of Swedish candy, 17 days off work, perfect credit, a fully restored vintage Bronco from Vintage Modern in Buford, Georgia, four million free airline miles, curly hair, and my own stocked pond. So simple. Easy breezy. Beautiful.
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I am a simple gal, I want a 5 lb bucket of Swedish candy, 17 days off work, perfect credit, a fully restored vintage Bronco from Vintage Modern in Buford, Georgia, four million free airline miles, curly hair, and my own stocked pond. So simple. Easy breezy. Beautiful.
Just fyi: if you’re a Canadian woman between the ages of 35 and 50 and have a fetish for short, bald, chubby guys with no marketable skills — I am taking applications
January 7, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Just fyi: if you’re a Canadian woman between the ages of 35 and 50 and have a fetish for short, bald, chubby guys with no marketable skills — I am taking applications
Remember how good we had it when things were bad?
January 7, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Remember how good we had it when things were bad?
Smoking is bad for you, but when I imagine what it must be like to be on the wrong side of a firing squad I don’t hope for one last kale smoothie
January 7, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Smoking is bad for you, but when I imagine what it must be like to be on the wrong side of a firing squad I don’t hope for one last kale smoothie
Music sounds better when it hurts
January 7, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Music sounds better when it hurts
I don’t need good earphones. The bands I listen to have out of tune guitars and people playing at least one washboard.
January 7, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I don’t need good earphones. The bands I listen to have out of tune guitars and people playing at least one washboard.
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Frankenstein: Sometimes I struggle to make friends
Jim Henson: Sew felt
Jim Henson: Sew felt
January 6, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Frankenstein: Sometimes I struggle to make friends
Jim Henson: Sew felt
Jim Henson: Sew felt
Imagine hating me and I’m just an illusion that you’re hallucinating because you’re crazy but boring
January 6, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Imagine hating me and I’m just an illusion that you’re hallucinating because you’re crazy but boring
If Frankenstein’s Monster was a muppet, then the person who controlled it would be Frankenstein’s Monster’s Muppeteer.
January 6, 2026 at 6:11 AM
If Frankenstein’s Monster was a muppet, then the person who controlled it would be Frankenstein’s Monster’s Muppeteer.
Focaccia is my favorite bread that sounds like a slutty flower
January 6, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Focaccia is my favorite bread that sounds like a slutty flower