Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉
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Sobriety Date 12/22/09
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let your single friends know that if they were to die in a one vehicle accident that you would be ok
January 14, 2026 at 8:17 AM
let your single friends know that if they were to die in a one vehicle accident that you would be ok
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*im sure it was traumatic. relive it again for my enjoyment please*
January 14, 2026 at 2:51 AM
*im sure it was traumatic. relive it again for my enjoyment please*
Posting through it should be considered a valid form of therapy
January 14, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Posting through it should be considered a valid form of therapy
You can’t really smell trouble. You can smell Big Rick, though, which is close enough.
January 13, 2026 at 8:53 PM
You can’t really smell trouble. You can smell Big Rick, though, which is close enough.
A lot of people don’t know this, but a hazelnut is actually a legume. People don’t normally know this because I just made that up.
January 13, 2026 at 8:51 PM
A lot of people don’t know this, but a hazelnut is actually a legume. People don’t normally know this because I just made that up.
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Woman who drinks 1 glass of water every 48 hours: "you know drinking diet coke is bad for you"
January 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Woman who drinks 1 glass of water every 48 hours: "you know drinking diet coke is bad for you"
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i not only read them daily- INCLUDING things like Mary Worth, Rex Morgan MD and Mark Trail- but also had a specific order based on my ranking of their quality
why did so many millennials read so many newspaper comics? easily 60 percent of my reading diet in elementary/middle school was collected editions of calvin and hobbes, farside, dilbert, peanuts, doonesbury (!), foxtrot (?!?) and i know im not alone. historically unique phenomenon
rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job
January 13, 2026 at 5:52 PM
i not only read them daily- INCLUDING things like Mary Worth, Rex Morgan MD and Mark Trail- but also had a specific order based on my ranking of their quality
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the dilbert guy dilbert died. he’s deadbert now. he's deadbert & you're laughing.
January 13, 2026 at 4:42 PM
the dilbert guy dilbert died. he’s deadbert now. he's deadbert & you're laughing.
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Making tuna salad and thinking "I bet the guy I met today, who makes 200 times my salary, doesn't know the simple pleasure of a nice tuna salad"
January 13, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Making tuna salad and thinking "I bet the guy I met today, who makes 200 times my salary, doesn't know the simple pleasure of a nice tuna salad"
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(after copying and pasting commands into the terminal and changing the IP address of a linux server) you know, i’m something of a hacker myself
January 13, 2026 at 3:23 AM
(after copying and pasting commands into the terminal and changing the IP address of a linux server) you know, i’m something of a hacker myself
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THEM: sorry i’m late to the bowling alley, everyone. i got a flat tire on the way
ME: sounds like you had to pick up a spare already
[later at the ER]
DR: how did he get stabbed with a bowling ball??
ME: sounds like you had to pick up a spare already
[later at the ER]
DR: how did he get stabbed with a bowling ball??
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
THEM: sorry i’m late to the bowling alley, everyone. i got a flat tire on the way
ME: sounds like you had to pick up a spare already
[later at the ER]
DR: how did he get stabbed with a bowling ball??
ME: sounds like you had to pick up a spare already
[later at the ER]
DR: how did he get stabbed with a bowling ball??
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sarcasm, motherfucker, do you speak it
January 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM
sarcasm, motherfucker, do you speak it
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If you saw me licking yogurt lids, I wouldn’t be single.
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
If you saw me licking yogurt lids, I wouldn’t be single.
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Waging war against protein with my weapon of choice, digestive enzymes.
January 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Waging war against protein with my weapon of choice, digestive enzymes.
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Making a charcuterie board only out of things I found at Walmart so there's macaroni and cheese loaf, a few wrinkled grapes, crackers shaped like frowns, and a tank top that has someone's stray chest hairs embedded in it.
January 12, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Making a charcuterie board only out of things I found at Walmart so there's macaroni and cheese loaf, a few wrinkled grapes, crackers shaped like frowns, and a tank top that has someone's stray chest hairs embedded in it.
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Happy Monday fellow men I hope this isn’t the day your wife finally decides that all of our bullshit just isn’t worth it any more
January 12, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Happy Monday fellow men I hope this isn’t the day your wife finally decides that all of our bullshit just isn’t worth it any more
I’m not gonna say I’m depressed, but I might post song lyrics “for no particular reason”
January 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I’m not gonna say I’m depressed, but I might post song lyrics “for no particular reason”
Confidence is sexy, but insecurity will put with your shit
January 11, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Confidence is sexy, but insecurity will put with your shit
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it seems sleeping at night is not one of my special talents
January 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
it seems sleeping at night is not one of my special talents
The cool thing about being rejected by your parents is that you internalize that rejection and it makes you less appealing to other people.
January 11, 2026 at 9:06 AM
The cool thing about being rejected by your parents is that you internalize that rejection and it makes you less appealing to other people.
My phone tells me I listen to my music too loud and that my stress levels are elevated, but it cannot deduce the relationship between those data points
January 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
My phone tells me I listen to my music too loud and that my stress levels are elevated, but it cannot deduce the relationship between those data points
Who up trying to use social media to create a connection with other people that also keeps them at a safe distance because they crave relationships but were taught that if people really got to know them they would be abandoned again and again?
Do you have a lighter I can borrow?
Do you have a lighter I can borrow?
January 10, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Who up trying to use social media to create a connection with other people that also keeps them at a safe distance because they crave relationships but were taught that if people really got to know them they would be abandoned again and again?
Do you have a lighter I can borrow?
Do you have a lighter I can borrow?