Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
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In Clown College they teach you "never clown on someone, only clown for someone"
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
In Clown College they teach you "never clown on someone, only clown for someone"
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Notifications so dry they need a little gravy
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Notifications so dry they need a little gravy
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hard to believe the political party whose supporters called for Mike Pence to be hanged is also the same political party whose president is calling for his political opponents to be hanged
November 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
hard to believe the political party whose supporters called for Mike Pence to be hanged is also the same political party whose president is calling for his political opponents to be hanged
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great. just what I need, my tax software telling me to kill myself
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
great. just what I need, my tax software telling me to kill myself
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Scientists love saying that skin is the biggest organ. No it isn't. The can isn't part of the soup you idiots.
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Scientists love saying that skin is the biggest organ. No it isn't. The can isn't part of the soup you idiots.
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Welcome to your 50s.
SNACKS!!! That’s it. That’s the thought.
SNACKS!!! That’s it. That’s the thought.
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Welcome to your 50s.
SNACKS!!! That’s it. That’s the thought.
SNACKS!!! That’s it. That’s the thought.
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lol Star Trek, like humans would ever be part of an organization as peaceful, productive, or functional as the Federation.
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
lol Star Trek, like humans would ever be part of an organization as peaceful, productive, or functional as the Federation.
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Can't believe i made it to 42!
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Can't believe i made it to 42!
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Do you guys dare me to make a beautiful sandwich?
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Do you guys dare me to make a beautiful sandwich?
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if god is dead then who keeps smiting me
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
if god is dead then who keeps smiting me
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me: why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
me: why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
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I asked the produce guy at Whole Foods if they have shallots and he said what is that and I said it’s the onion that’s shaped like a teardrop and he said aren’t they all and then he started to cry the roundest tears I’ve ever seen
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I asked the produce guy at Whole Foods if they have shallots and he said what is that and I said it’s the onion that’s shaped like a teardrop and he said aren’t they all and then he started to cry the roundest tears I’ve ever seen
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When it comes to pissing and shitting, folks, I cannot recommend the bathroom enough. Wonderful little place
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
When it comes to pissing and shitting, folks, I cannot recommend the bathroom enough. Wonderful little place
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first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
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eating rotisserie chicken and drinking milk in my car and thinking how unfair it is that i'm so naturally sexy
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
eating rotisserie chicken and drinking milk in my car and thinking how unfair it is that i'm so naturally sexy
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Trump has loved the Saudis ever since that day they made his building the tallest one standing in lower Manhattan.
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Trump has loved the Saudis ever since that day they made his building the tallest one standing in lower Manhattan.
Nobody teaches you how to change your beliefs. Like, I can get intellectually that it is best to treat myself with kindness but on a gut level self hate feels *right*
November 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Nobody teaches you how to change your beliefs. Like, I can get intellectually that it is best to treat myself with kindness but on a gut level self hate feels *right*
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I want to get hospitalized for exhaustion like a celebrity.
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I want to get hospitalized for exhaustion like a celebrity.
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why r u talking about how old you look when u could be talking about how hot and sexy you are!!!
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
why r u talking about how old you look when u could be talking about how hot and sexy you are!!!
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*racking a shotgun* thats enough negative self talk, bub. One more and I'll turn your head to fucken stew
November 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
*racking a shotgun* thats enough negative self talk, bub. One more and I'll turn your head to fucken stew