Barba Papa 🏳️🌈The Bear Did Lady
@thebeardidlady.bsky.social
Magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter.
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
Pinned
I am the very model of a modern homosexual.
I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals
I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical
From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical!
I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals
I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical
From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical!
I'm so glad that you're game, for you are deer to me.
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I'm so glad that you're game, for you are deer to me.
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chimichangas don’t have chimichurri sauce and i feel we should do something about that
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
chimichangas don’t have chimichurri sauce and i feel we should do something about that
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I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
No More Nails has been a much more successful brand than its earlier iteration, No More Screwing
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
No More Nails has been a much more successful brand than its earlier iteration, No More Screwing
"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
Albert Einstein
Large corporations go through a massive re-organisation every 18 to 36 months. Just saying.
Albert Einstein
Large corporations go through a massive re-organisation every 18 to 36 months. Just saying.
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
Albert Einstein
Large corporations go through a massive re-organisation every 18 to 36 months. Just saying.
Albert Einstein
Large corporations go through a massive re-organisation every 18 to 36 months. Just saying.
I won't bring a knife to a gun fight. I'll bring my martial arts expert chum, Kat Anya Scabbard.
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I won't bring a knife to a gun fight. I'll bring my martial arts expert chum, Kat Anya Scabbard.
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if i was a crow i would steal so many trinkets for you
November 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
if i was a crow i would steal so many trinkets for you
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why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there
I was given a bad annual appraisal result.
The testimony of my team was positive and supportive. The negative feedback was based on "perceptions" by unspecified "leadership".
Confronted with facts versus "vibes", the vibes won.
Red flag: bias.
I expect to be redundant no later than August.
The testimony of my team was positive and supportive. The negative feedback was based on "perceptions" by unspecified "leadership".
Confronted with facts versus "vibes", the vibes won.
Red flag: bias.
I expect to be redundant no later than August.
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I was given a bad annual appraisal result.
The testimony of my team was positive and supportive. The negative feedback was based on "perceptions" by unspecified "leadership".
Confronted with facts versus "vibes", the vibes won.
Red flag: bias.
I expect to be redundant no later than August.
The testimony of my team was positive and supportive. The negative feedback was based on "perceptions" by unspecified "leadership".
Confronted with facts versus "vibes", the vibes won.
Red flag: bias.
I expect to be redundant no later than August.
Sometimes when I write the word queue I enjoy the repeated "ue" part of it so much that I get carried away and do it too many times.
If you want to complain about this, take a ticket and join the queueueueueueueue
If you want to complain about this, take a ticket and join the queueueueueueueue
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Sometimes when I write the word queue I enjoy the repeated "ue" part of it so much that I get carried away and do it too many times.
If you want to complain about this, take a ticket and join the queueueueueueueue
If you want to complain about this, take a ticket and join the queueueueueueueue
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When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
The ghost in my attic is a Spanish grandma.
She can't talk, but she can move things.
I have her a laptop, open at chatGPT.
I spoke to the not really empty room.
"Abuela, I know you want someone to talk to. You can talk here. Type your questions. Tell it your woes."
I'm sure this will go well.
She can't talk, but she can move things.
I have her a laptop, open at chatGPT.
I spoke to the not really empty room.
"Abuela, I know you want someone to talk to. You can talk here. Type your questions. Tell it your woes."
I'm sure this will go well.
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The ghost in my attic is a Spanish grandma.
She can't talk, but she can move things.
I have her a laptop, open at chatGPT.
I spoke to the not really empty room.
"Abuela, I know you want someone to talk to. You can talk here. Type your questions. Tell it your woes."
I'm sure this will go well.
She can't talk, but she can move things.
I have her a laptop, open at chatGPT.
I spoke to the not really empty room.
"Abuela, I know you want someone to talk to. You can talk here. Type your questions. Tell it your woes."
I'm sure this will go well.
I had Ben & Jerry's for the first time in ages.
Oh dear. It's all gone horribly wrong. I will never buy it again.
Thanks Unilever. Bastards.
Oh dear. It's all gone horribly wrong. I will never buy it again.
Thanks Unilever. Bastards.
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I had Ben & Jerry's for the first time in ages.
Oh dear. It's all gone horribly wrong. I will never buy it again.
Thanks Unilever. Bastards.
Oh dear. It's all gone horribly wrong. I will never buy it again.
Thanks Unilever. Bastards.
More people should read "The Play Ethic" by Pat Kane.
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
More people should read "The Play Ethic" by Pat Kane.
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Mine is Harold Shipman, from the headline:
Doctor who murdered more than 250 people takes own life
Mine is Harold Shipman, from the headline:
Doctor who murdered more than 250 people takes own life
Who’s your favourite Doctor Who? Mine is the fictional time lord.
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Mine is Harold Shipman, from the headline:
Doctor who murdered more than 250 people takes own life
Mine is Harold Shipman, from the headline:
Doctor who murdered more than 250 people takes own life
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Who’s your favourite Doctor Who? Mine is the fictional time lord.
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Who’s your favourite Doctor Who? Mine is the fictional time lord.
Things that sound NSFW but are entirely innocent:
Force choke
Force choke
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Things that sound NSFW but are entirely innocent:
Force choke
Force choke
Tried to bust a move.
Busted a kneecap.
Busted a kneecap.
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Tried to bust a move.
Busted a kneecap.
Busted a kneecap.
On Grindr you can indicate your interest in someone by "tapping" them.
That results in notifications such as "HotTwunk has tapped you".
I find those notifications much too easy to misread as "topped".
That results in notifications such as "HotTwunk has tapped you".
I find those notifications much too easy to misread as "topped".
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 AM
On Grindr you can indicate your interest in someone by "tapping" them.
That results in notifications such as "HotTwunk has tapped you".
I find those notifications much too easy to misread as "topped".
That results in notifications such as "HotTwunk has tapped you".
I find those notifications much too easy to misread as "topped".
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apostrophe is short for a piece of shit trophy
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
apostrophe is short for a piece of shit trophy
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I don’t use PayPal very often so it’s more of a PayAcquaintance
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I don’t use PayPal very often so it’s more of a PayAcquaintance
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WIFE: the doctor said i need a hip replacement
ME: *opens thesaurus* how about “chic”
ME: *opens thesaurus* how about “chic”
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
WIFE: the doctor said i need a hip replacement
ME: *opens thesaurus* how about “chic”
ME: *opens thesaurus* how about “chic”
Fucked around with Harry.
Found out with Ike.
Found out with Ike.
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Fucked around with Harry.
Found out with Ike.
Found out with Ike.
I wonder how long it will be before we embrace the honesty of calling it an advert calendar.
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I wonder how long it will be before we embrace the honesty of calling it an advert calendar.
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My doctor said I should avoid too much excitement so I won’t be using exclamation points for a while.
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
My doctor said I should avoid too much excitement so I won’t be using exclamation points for a while.