Barba Papa 🏳️🌈 The Bear Did Lady
@thebeardidlady.bsky.social
Magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter.
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
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I am the very model of a modern homosexual.
I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals
I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical
From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical!
I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals
I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical
From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical!
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im having second thoughts
about entering the world
hesitation championships
about entering the world
hesitation championships
January 29, 2026 at 7:16 AM
im having second thoughts
about entering the world
hesitation championships
about entering the world
hesitation championships
Two days after watching "The Day After Tomorrow" I took great delight in telling people "I saw The Day After Tomorrow the day before yesterday".
January 28, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Two days after watching "The Day After Tomorrow" I took great delight in telling people "I saw The Day After Tomorrow the day before yesterday".
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Note to people looking to hide from ICE: Movie Theaters showing the Melania Doc would make a perfect place, literally nobody will look there
January 28, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Note to people looking to hide from ICE: Movie Theaters showing the Melania Doc would make a perfect place, literally nobody will look there
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laugh at my jokes you fuckin assholes
August 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
laugh at my jokes you fuckin assholes
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my favorite part of the melania movie is when dorothy’s house falls on her
January 28, 2026 at 7:17 PM
my favorite part of the melania movie is when dorothy’s house falls on her
Interesting juxtaposition in an email from my local cinema. Although the jokes about the Whitehouse Hooker blinking SOS messages were more 45 than 47.
January 28, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Interesting juxtaposition in an email from my local cinema. Although the jokes about the Whitehouse Hooker blinking SOS messages were more 45 than 47.
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Two wolves! In this economy
See I got the Panic! at the Disco, two wolves, and in this economy formats all in one joke! (And then ruined it by explaining the joke)
See I got the Panic! at the Disco, two wolves, and in this economy formats all in one joke! (And then ruined it by explaining the joke)
January 28, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Two wolves! In this economy
See I got the Panic! at the Disco, two wolves, and in this economy formats all in one joke! (And then ruined it by explaining the joke)
See I got the Panic! at the Disco, two wolves, and in this economy formats all in one joke! (And then ruined it by explaining the joke)
Have you tried writing a format joke about it?
January 28, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Have you tried writing a format joke about it?
Many budget airlines let you board ahead of others if you pay more.
easyJet call this "speedy boarding".
If you are travelling with young children you get to do this anyway without paying, though when that happens I think of it as paedy boarding.
easyJet call this "speedy boarding".
If you are travelling with young children you get to do this anyway without paying, though when that happens I think of it as paedy boarding.
January 28, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Many budget airlines let you board ahead of others if you pay more.
easyJet call this "speedy boarding".
If you are travelling with young children you get to do this anyway without paying, though when that happens I think of it as paedy boarding.
easyJet call this "speedy boarding".
If you are travelling with young children you get to do this anyway without paying, though when that happens I think of it as paedy boarding.
Constitutional lawyers are no match for constitutional liars.
January 28, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Constitutional lawyers are no match for constitutional liars.
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my favorite color herring is red. or is it??
January 28, 2026 at 12:52 PM
my favorite color herring is red. or is it??
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The trainwreck in me waves to the trainwreck in you
January 28, 2026 at 2:00 PM
The trainwreck in me waves to the trainwreck in you
I should have known I was carrying too much weight when I kept getting stuck at the waterslide park. But no-one said anything. They didn't want to talk about the elephant in the flume.
January 27, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I should have known I was carrying too much weight when I kept getting stuck at the waterslide park. But no-one said anything. They didn't want to talk about the elephant in the flume.
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I'm staging a low budget production of Swan Lake called Toilet Duck.
January 27, 2026 at 8:05 AM
I'm staging a low budget production of Swan Lake called Toilet Duck.
I am very proud that at a pre-Oscars party when The Return Of The King was grabbing a huge clutch of rewards, a friend of mine was obliged to kick a gatecrashing "celebrity" off a red carpet that was reserved for cast and crew.
The "celebrity" in question is currently resident in the Whitehouse.
The "celebrity" in question is currently resident in the Whitehouse.
January 26, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I am very proud that at a pre-Oscars party when The Return Of The King was grabbing a huge clutch of rewards, a friend of mine was obliged to kick a gatecrashing "celebrity" off a red carpet that was reserved for cast and crew.
The "celebrity" in question is currently resident in the Whitehouse.
The "celebrity" in question is currently resident in the Whitehouse.
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INTERVIEWER: what is your greatest strength
ME: i go berserk whenever i hear an oxymoron
INTERVIEWER: wouldn’t that be your greatest weakness
ME: *lunges across desk*
ME: i go berserk whenever i hear an oxymoron
INTERVIEWER: wouldn’t that be your greatest weakness
ME: *lunges across desk*
January 26, 2026 at 10:22 PM
INTERVIEWER: what is your greatest strength
ME: i go berserk whenever i hear an oxymoron
INTERVIEWER: wouldn’t that be your greatest weakness
ME: *lunges across desk*
ME: i go berserk whenever i hear an oxymoron
INTERVIEWER: wouldn’t that be your greatest weakness
ME: *lunges across desk*
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I'm not having a nervous breakdown. I'm having an emotionally immersive experience.
January 26, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I'm not having a nervous breakdown. I'm having an emotionally immersive experience.
Today's merch from the Whitehouse screening of Melania is tomorrow's collectible Nazi memorabilia.
I imagine The Shatsuma's scribbles of buildings will fetch as much as Hitler's watercolours one day.
But discretely because shame.
I imagine The Shatsuma's scribbles of buildings will fetch as much as Hitler's watercolours one day.
But discretely because shame.
January 26, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Today's merch from the Whitehouse screening of Melania is tomorrow's collectible Nazi memorabilia.
I imagine The Shatsuma's scribbles of buildings will fetch as much as Hitler's watercolours one day.
But discretely because shame.
I imagine The Shatsuma's scribbles of buildings will fetch as much as Hitler's watercolours one day.
But discretely because shame.
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I hate conspiracy theories and actually think there's a group of people creating them just to annoy me.
January 26, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I hate conspiracy theories and actually think there's a group of people creating them just to annoy me.
At the risk of alienating many of you, my ABC of cheese does not include ABC (American Burger Cheese), which I consider at best to be cheese-adjacent.
January 26, 2026 at 7:56 PM
At the risk of alienating many of you, my ABC of cheese does not include ABC (American Burger Cheese), which I consider at best to be cheese-adjacent.
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God created pistachios so vegetarians could experience the woes of eating shellfish.
January 26, 2026 at 10:02 AM
God created pistachios so vegetarians could experience the woes of eating shellfish.
I'm no sweetheart. I'm a savoury heart.
It feels more sophisticated. Also cheese-friendly.
It feels more sophisticated. Also cheese-friendly.
January 26, 2026 at 10:44 AM
I'm no sweetheart. I'm a savoury heart.
It feels more sophisticated. Also cheese-friendly.
It feels more sophisticated. Also cheese-friendly.