Barba Papa 🏳️🌈 The Bear Did Lady
@thebeardidlady.bsky.social
Magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter.
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
Pinned
I am the very model of a modern homosexual.
I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals
I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical
From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical!
I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals
I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical
From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical!
That feeling that you've been through this shit before? Deja poo.
January 30, 2026 at 12:00 AM
That feeling that you've been through this shit before? Deja poo.
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"Hello, defeat? This is Chuck Schumer. I need to snatch you out of victory's jaws once again."
January 29, 2026 at 11:54 PM
"Hello, defeat? This is Chuck Schumer. I need to snatch you out of victory's jaws once again."
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
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haha, did you see that account that posted about a recent news item and cleverly tied it into a pop culture trope?
January 29, 2026 at 10:34 PM
haha, did you see that account that posted about a recent news item and cleverly tied it into a pop culture trope?
Picnic at hanging sausage
Sausage, Everywhere, All at Once 🫣
January 29, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Picnic at hanging sausage
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My mom's sister is a lot older than her so I called her an 'auntique' and lets just say I won't be invited to any more family birthdays.
January 29, 2026 at 7:43 PM
My mom's sister is a lot older than her so I called her an 'auntique' and lets just say I won't be invited to any more family birthdays.
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If you liquify a military ration, is that technically a camo meal tea?
January 29, 2026 at 7:23 PM
If you liquify a military ration, is that technically a camo meal tea?
A Spanish friend asked me if I want to do some saucy dancing with him this weekend.
OK. He actually said salsa, but I've been working hard on Duolingo, so I know what's really on offer.
OK. He actually said salsa, but I've been working hard on Duolingo, so I know what's really on offer.
January 29, 2026 at 7:52 PM
A Spanish friend asked me if I want to do some saucy dancing with him this weekend.
OK. He actually said salsa, but I've been working hard on Duolingo, so I know what's really on offer.
OK. He actually said salsa, but I've been working hard on Duolingo, so I know what's really on offer.
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if not having a snickers turns me into betty white i want that
January 29, 2026 at 7:31 PM
if not having a snickers turns me into betty white i want that
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for me getting older is
like when youre playing a
side scrolling platformer
video game and you see
the end of the level ahead
and youre like wait i want
to go back and get all the
stuff i missed but then the
screen doesnt move back
like when youre playing a
side scrolling platformer
video game and you see
the end of the level ahead
and youre like wait i want
to go back and get all the
stuff i missed but then the
screen doesnt move back
January 29, 2026 at 7:41 PM
for me getting older is
like when youre playing a
side scrolling platformer
video game and you see
the end of the level ahead
and youre like wait i want
to go back and get all the
stuff i missed but then the
screen doesnt move back
like when youre playing a
side scrolling platformer
video game and you see
the end of the level ahead
and youre like wait i want
to go back and get all the
stuff i missed but then the
screen doesnt move back
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im having second thoughts
about entering the world
hesitation championships
about entering the world
hesitation championships
January 29, 2026 at 7:16 AM
im having second thoughts
about entering the world
hesitation championships
about entering the world
hesitation championships
Two days after watching "The Day After Tomorrow" I took great delight in telling people "I saw The Day After Tomorrow the day before yesterday".
January 28, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Two days after watching "The Day After Tomorrow" I took great delight in telling people "I saw The Day After Tomorrow the day before yesterday".
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Note to people looking to hide from ICE: Movie Theaters showing the Melania Doc would make a perfect place, literally nobody will look there
January 28, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Note to people looking to hide from ICE: Movie Theaters showing the Melania Doc would make a perfect place, literally nobody will look there
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laugh at my jokes you fuckin assholes
August 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
laugh at my jokes you fuckin assholes
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my favorite part of the melania movie is when dorothy’s house falls on her
January 28, 2026 at 7:17 PM
my favorite part of the melania movie is when dorothy’s house falls on her
Interesting juxtaposition in an email from my local cinema. Although the jokes about the Whitehouse Hooker blinking SOS messages were more 45 than 47.
January 28, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Interesting juxtaposition in an email from my local cinema. Although the jokes about the Whitehouse Hooker blinking SOS messages were more 45 than 47.
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Two wolves! In this economy
See I got the Panic! at the Disco, two wolves, and in this economy formats all in one joke! (And then ruined it by explaining the joke)
See I got the Panic! at the Disco, two wolves, and in this economy formats all in one joke! (And then ruined it by explaining the joke)
January 28, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Two wolves! In this economy
See I got the Panic! at the Disco, two wolves, and in this economy formats all in one joke! (And then ruined it by explaining the joke)
See I got the Panic! at the Disco, two wolves, and in this economy formats all in one joke! (And then ruined it by explaining the joke)
Have you tried writing a format joke about it?
January 28, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Have you tried writing a format joke about it?
Many budget airlines let you board ahead of others if you pay more.
easyJet call this "speedy boarding".
If you are travelling with young children you get to do this anyway without paying, though when that happens I think of it as paedy boarding.
easyJet call this "speedy boarding".
If you are travelling with young children you get to do this anyway without paying, though when that happens I think of it as paedy boarding.
January 28, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Many budget airlines let you board ahead of others if you pay more.
easyJet call this "speedy boarding".
If you are travelling with young children you get to do this anyway without paying, though when that happens I think of it as paedy boarding.
easyJet call this "speedy boarding".
If you are travelling with young children you get to do this anyway without paying, though when that happens I think of it as paedy boarding.
Constitutional lawyers are no match for constitutional liars.
January 28, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Constitutional lawyers are no match for constitutional liars.
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my favorite color herring is red. or is it??
January 28, 2026 at 12:52 PM
my favorite color herring is red. or is it??
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The trainwreck in me waves to the trainwreck in you
January 28, 2026 at 2:00 PM
The trainwreck in me waves to the trainwreck in you
I should have known I was carrying too much weight when I kept getting stuck at the waterslide park. But no-one said anything. They didn't want to talk about the elephant in the flume.
January 27, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I should have known I was carrying too much weight when I kept getting stuck at the waterslide park. But no-one said anything. They didn't want to talk about the elephant in the flume.