Barba Papa 🏳️🌈The Bear Did Lady
@thebeardidlady.bsky.social
Magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter.
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
Pinned
I am the very model of a modern homosexual.
I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals
I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical
From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical!
I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals
I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical
From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical!
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i really want an exotic cat for a pet but it sounds like an ocelot of commitment
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
i really want an exotic cat for a pet but it sounds like an ocelot of commitment
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November 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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If you look like a slob 90% of the time you get all kinds of compliments when you put in a little effort, the other 10% of the time
Follow me for more life hacks
Follow me for more life hacks
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If you look like a slob 90% of the time you get all kinds of compliments when you put in a little effort, the other 10% of the time
Follow me for more life hacks
Follow me for more life hacks
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Just panicked a scam caller. Answered the phone with "Communications Securities System. Investigation division. State your full name, affiliation, and date of birth to begin processing. This call is being recorded."
All I heard was "ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck" before they hung up.
It's a good day.
All I heard was "ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck" before they hung up.
It's a good day.
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Just panicked a scam caller. Answered the phone with "Communications Securities System. Investigation division. State your full name, affiliation, and date of birth to begin processing. This call is being recorded."
All I heard was "ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck" before they hung up.
It's a good day.
All I heard was "ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck" before they hung up.
It's a good day.
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ME: can i borrow a pen
COWORKER: sure *hands me a pen*
ME: *throws it back at him* how is my pig supposed to fit in that
COWORKER: sure *hands me a pen*
ME: *throws it back at him* how is my pig supposed to fit in that
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
ME: can i borrow a pen
COWORKER: sure *hands me a pen*
ME: *throws it back at him* how is my pig supposed to fit in that
COWORKER: sure *hands me a pen*
ME: *throws it back at him* how is my pig supposed to fit in that
If certain music artists marry someone who already has children, they can become a dub step parent.
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
If certain music artists marry someone who already has children, they can become a dub step parent.
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Alright fam, I need y'all to pucker up and work your magic. I am trying to get a Vgen code. In order to do that, I need this post to get 100 likes and 20 RTs. Help this gooner out, pretty please, with sugar on top? 😁 .I want to get on VGen! #VGenCode
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Alright fam, I need y'all to pucker up and work your magic. I am trying to get a Vgen code. In order to do that, I need this post to get 100 likes and 20 RTs. Help this gooner out, pretty please, with sugar on top? 😁 .I want to get on VGen! #VGenCode
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Poe: It’s about a man whose sudden urgent flatulence gives away his horrible crime when the police question him
Publisher:
Poe: It’s just a draft I’ll tweak it a bit
Publisher:
Poe: It’s just a draft I’ll tweak it a bit
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Poe: It’s about a man whose sudden urgent flatulence gives away his horrible crime when the police question him
Publisher:
Poe: It’s just a draft I’ll tweak it a bit
Publisher:
Poe: It’s just a draft I’ll tweak it a bit
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After having risen and shone, I fully regret my decision.
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
After having risen and shone, I fully regret my decision.
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*picks my nose so hard I find a bitcoin*
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
*picks my nose so hard I find a bitcoin*
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It is intriguing to consider how some individuals continue to hold these beliefs.
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
It is intriguing to consider how some individuals continue to hold these beliefs.
There was at least 1 cm of snow on the roof of my car just now. That was a surprise.
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
There was at least 1 cm of snow on the roof of my car just now. That was a surprise.
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I don’t run very often but when I do it’s roughshod.
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I don’t run very often but when I do it’s roughshod.
"We encountered a rock band whose yacht had sunk."
"Maroon 5?"
”No, we rescued them all."
"Maroon 5?"
”No, we rescued them all."
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
"We encountered a rock band whose yacht had sunk."
"Maroon 5?"
”No, we rescued them all."
"Maroon 5?"
”No, we rescued them all."
Spicy chicken gets into the stomach as a result of peri peri peristalsis.
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
When I die, I want a large nosed poet to recite to my remains until they reach a temperature of -196°C (did my research for this skeet).
I might get to come back one day if I've been Cyranogenically frozen.
I might get to come back one day if I've been Cyranogenically frozen.
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
When I die, I want a large nosed poet to recite to my remains until they reach a temperature of -196°C (did my research for this skeet).
I might get to come back one day if I've been Cyranogenically frozen.
I might get to come back one day if I've been Cyranogenically frozen.
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customer: Waiter, I ordered the chameleon. This is an empty plate.
waiter: Oh, IS it?
waiter: Oh, IS it?
November 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
customer: Waiter, I ordered the chameleon. This is an empty plate.
waiter: Oh, IS it?
waiter: Oh, IS it?
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It never goes down well at the gym when I do my The Mask voice and say "Somebody spot me!"
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It never goes down well at the gym when I do my The Mask voice and say "Somebody spot me!"
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was gonna do a self deprecating post but I don’t know what that means. I’m too stupid and ugly
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
was gonna do a self deprecating post but I don’t know what that means. I’m too stupid and ugly
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Everyone says I’m a catch and I finally agree. Catch…and release.
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Everyone says I’m a catch and I finally agree. Catch…and release.
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who needs contraceptives when you can excessively quote lines from The Mask (1994) on every date you go on
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
who needs contraceptives when you can excessively quote lines from The Mask (1994) on every date you go on
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I would love to see a Yorkshire fertility clinic do an egg donor drive using the slogan "Give ova!"
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I would love to see a Yorkshire fertility clinic do an egg donor drive using the slogan "Give ova!"
Suggestion for the New Tamarian Dictionary:
Mirab, his anchor dropped, his sails furled tight.
Tr. I ain't moving an inch, buddy, ima stay put right here.
Mirab, his anchor dropped, his sails furled tight.
Tr. I ain't moving an inch, buddy, ima stay put right here.
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Suggestion for the New Tamarian Dictionary:
Mirab, his anchor dropped, his sails furled tight.
Tr. I ain't moving an inch, buddy, ima stay put right here.
Mirab, his anchor dropped, his sails furled tight.
Tr. I ain't moving an inch, buddy, ima stay put right here.