snargleplax
@snargleplax.bsky.social
Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
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snargleplax
@snargleplax.bsky.social
· Feb 16
everyone: the bangers, it's too much, please give us respite
me: no fuck you take more
me: no fuck you take more
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The thing is… you can’t kill us… we lived through Crystal Pepsi
February 15, 2026 at 8:08 PM
The thing is… you can’t kill us… we lived through Crystal Pepsi
[being murdered]
would you like me to validate your parking?
would you like me to validate your parking?
February 15, 2026 at 8:22 PM
[being murdered]
would you like me to validate your parking?
would you like me to validate your parking?
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Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid
February 15, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid
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a radioactive spider bit me and now it won’t get out of bed
February 15, 2026 at 1:23 PM
a radioactive spider bit me and now it won’t get out of bed
is there a GOOD night to have a curse?
February 15, 2026 at 6:45 AM
is there a GOOD night to have a curse?
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Look at this marshmallow
February 15, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Look at this marshmallow
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(holding the door wide open for the cat)
cat: i’m escaping!!
cat: i’m escaping!!
February 14, 2026 at 7:11 PM
(holding the door wide open for the cat)
cat: i’m escaping!!
cat: i’m escaping!!
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Three monitors, the footjob of the computer world
February 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Three monitors, the footjob of the computer world
let's get this slarti barted
February 15, 2026 at 12:37 AM
let's get this slarti barted
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for all you map-porn loving nerds
February 14, 2026 at 2:44 AM
for all you map-porn loving nerds
Adulthood officially arrives when you realize there's no way you're climbing out the wrong side of the car without hurting yourself.
February 14, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Adulthood officially arrives when you realize there's no way you're climbing out the wrong side of the car without hurting yourself.
Paid way too much at the store for these new binoculars. They must've seen me coming a mile away.
February 14, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Paid way too much at the store for these new binoculars. They must've seen me coming a mile away.
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What A Terrible Night To Have A Curse, Charlie Brown
February 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
What A Terrible Night To Have A Curse, Charlie Brown
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NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
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Don’t forget to take your pussy out of the freezer early today! That way it’ll be nice and thawed in time for Valentine’s night! 😉💕
February 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Don’t forget to take your pussy out of the freezer early today! That way it’ll be nice and thawed in time for Valentine’s night! 😉💕
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[taking a survey]
"sex?"
yes please
"no, I mean male or female"
either is fine really. whoever will have me
"sex?"
yes please
"no, I mean male or female"
either is fine really. whoever will have me
February 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
[taking a survey]
"sex?"
yes please
"no, I mean male or female"
either is fine really. whoever will have me
"sex?"
yes please
"no, I mean male or female"
either is fine really. whoever will have me
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
i often think about this review
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Might fuck around and text “Make it look like an accident” and then “sorry, wrong number. Please ignore” to all my contacts
September 30, 2023 at 7:48 AM
Might fuck around and text “Make it look like an accident” and then “sorry, wrong number. Please ignore” to all my contacts
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getting a lot of questions about my "STILL CHEUGY" T-shirt that are already answered by the shirt
February 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
getting a lot of questions about my "STILL CHEUGY" T-shirt that are already answered by the shirt
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some of yalls user names piss me off because i see the pun, it just could have been better
February 12, 2026 at 8:37 PM
some of yalls user names piss me off because i see the pun, it just could have been better
maybe it's time to finish taking that shit I started earlier
February 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
maybe it's time to finish taking that shit I started earlier
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me: my teeth are getting yellow
dentist: do you smoke or drink coffee?
me: I drink it
dentist: do you smoke or drink coffee?
me: I drink it
February 12, 2026 at 5:23 PM
me: my teeth are getting yellow
dentist: do you smoke or drink coffee?
me: I drink it
dentist: do you smoke or drink coffee?
me: I drink it
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in vitro turtleization
February 12, 2026 at 2:53 PM
in vitro turtleization