snargleplax
@snargleplax.bsky.social
Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
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snargleplax
@snargleplax.bsky.social
· Feb 16
everyone: the bangers, it's too much, please give us respite
me: no fuck you take more
me: no fuck you take more
maybe it's time to finish taking that shit I started earlier
February 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
maybe it's time to finish taking that shit I started earlier
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me: my teeth are getting yellow
dentist: do you smoke or drink coffee?
me: I drink it
dentist: do you smoke or drink coffee?
me: I drink it
February 12, 2026 at 5:23 PM
me: my teeth are getting yellow
dentist: do you smoke or drink coffee?
me: I drink it
dentist: do you smoke or drink coffee?
me: I drink it
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in vitro turtleization
February 12, 2026 at 2:53 PM
in vitro turtleization
Normalize "get your messy shit outta my feed" as a greeting.
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Normalize "get your messy shit outta my feed" as a greeting.
I guess we skeetin drafts now
February 12, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I guess we skeetin drafts now
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a sonorous onerousness
February 11, 2026 at 7:28 AM
a sonorous onerousness
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the monster and another monster were in the closet making abysses and i saw the abyss and the abyss looked at me
NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?
NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 AM
the monster and another monster were in the closet making abysses and i saw the abyss and the abyss looked at me
NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?
NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?
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some guy wrote me an incredibly nasty email today from his regular email with his full name and i was bored so i decided to send it to every member of his family on facebook and his employer, a large MN nonprofit
good luck tom!
good luck tom!
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 AM
some guy wrote me an incredibly nasty email today from his regular email with his full name and i was bored so i decided to send it to every member of his family on facebook and his employer, a large MN nonprofit
good luck tom!
good luck tom!
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if your body can't produce autism naturally, store bought is fine
February 10, 2026 at 4:06 AM
if your body can't produce autism naturally, store bought is fine
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[salmon disliked that]
[friendship has ended with salmon]
[salmon is no longer allied]
salmon: hey, why is there a salmon color
salmon: why is the color called that
[friendship has ended with salmon]
[salmon is no longer allied]
salmon: hey, why is there a salmon color
salmon: why is the color called that
December 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
[salmon disliked that]
[friendship has ended with salmon]
[salmon is no longer allied]
salmon: hey, why is there a salmon color
salmon: why is the color called that
[friendship has ended with salmon]
[salmon is no longer allied]
salmon: hey, why is there a salmon color
salmon: why is the color called that
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body horror style merging
with my couch after work
with my couch after work
February 10, 2026 at 12:47 AM
body horror style merging
with my couch after work
with my couch after work
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What's your claim to fame? I got fingered on the Vengabus
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
What's your claim to fame? I got fingered on the Vengabus
Is it drafty in here?
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Is it drafty in here?
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your contributions to the
field of stealth technology
havent not gone unnoticed
field of stealth technology
havent not gone unnoticed
February 9, 2026 at 7:43 AM
your contributions to the
field of stealth technology
havent not gone unnoticed
field of stealth technology
havent not gone unnoticed
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claude make this sound like it was written by larry summers
sent from my iphone
sent from my iphone
February 8, 2026 at 9:59 PM
claude make this sound like it was written by larry summers
sent from my iphone
sent from my iphone
The person in front of me in this drive-thru had a heart attack, but I'm hoping they'll pull through.
February 8, 2026 at 8:20 PM
The person in front of me in this drive-thru had a heart attack, but I'm hoping they'll pull through.
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A thread about all of my memorabilia from the film Powder, which I have never seen.
When I was in college, we had a gag where any time someone couldn't remember a movie name, we'd suggest they were talking about Powder. Then one year, my brother got me this for my birthday. Good times.
October 22, 2024 at 12:09 PM
A thread about all of my memorabilia from the film Powder, which I have never seen.
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If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob
February 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob
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Hiya, nice to meet you! Could I please have the dimensions of your vagina 👉👈
February 8, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Hiya, nice to meet you! Could I please have the dimensions of your vagina 👉👈
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if you buy this someone should take the rest of your money and give it away
February 8, 2026 at 1:32 AM
if you buy this someone should take the rest of your money and give it away
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its so lonely out in space
February 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
its so lonely out in space
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In case you need proof
February 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
In case you need proof