snargleplax
@snargleplax.bsky.social
Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
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snargleplax
@snargleplax.bsky.social
· Feb 16
everyone: the bangers, it's too much, please give us respite
me: no fuck you take more
me: no fuck you take more
The person in front of me in this drive-thru had a heart attack, but I'm hoping they'll pull through.
February 8, 2026 at 8:20 PM
The person in front of me in this drive-thru had a heart attack, but I'm hoping they'll pull through.
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A thread about all of my memorabilia from the film Powder, which I have never seen.
When I was in college, we had a gag where any time someone couldn't remember a movie name, we'd suggest they were talking about Powder. Then one year, my brother got me this for my birthday. Good times.
October 22, 2024 at 12:09 PM
A thread about all of my memorabilia from the film Powder, which I have never seen.
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If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob
February 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob
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Hiya, nice to meet you! Could I please have the dimensions of your vagina 👉👈
February 8, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Hiya, nice to meet you! Could I please have the dimensions of your vagina 👉👈
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if you buy this someone should take the rest of your money and give it away
February 8, 2026 at 1:32 AM
if you buy this someone should take the rest of your money and give it away
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its so lonely out in space
February 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
its so lonely out in space
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In case you need proof
February 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
In case you need proof
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humans do not host the Muppet Show, Kermit the Frog hosts the Muppet Show! there i said it, i got it off my chest
February 7, 2026 at 5:08 AM
humans do not host the Muppet Show, Kermit the Frog hosts the Muppet Show! there i said it, i got it off my chest
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a watched skeet never bangs
February 6, 2026 at 4:06 AM
a watched skeet never bangs
The recipe for Coca Cola's formula 7X is in the Epstein files.
February 6, 2026 at 12:20 AM
The recipe for Coca Cola's formula 7X is in the Epstein files.
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the long and winding road head
February 5, 2026 at 2:15 PM
the long and winding road head
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call me curiosity the way i be killing that pussy
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
call me curiosity the way i be killing that pussy
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My rapper name would be "fresh boi-r-deez" & I would wear a chef's hat.
February 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
My rapper name would be "fresh boi-r-deez" & I would wear a chef's hat.
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INBOX: Robert McCartney, who worked for 39 years at The Washington Post, including as a Metro columnist and editor, before retiring in 2021, claims on X that he has heard the Post has laid off *all* its photojournalists.
February 4, 2026 at 9:05 PM
INBOX: Robert McCartney, who worked for 39 years at The Washington Post, including as a Metro columnist and editor, before retiring in 2021, claims on X that he has heard the Post has laid off *all* its photojournalists.
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Freida is getting ready for Olympic competition, and came in third in the floof trials. She hoping she'll peak at the right time next week.
February 4, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Freida is getting ready for Olympic competition, and came in third in the floof trials. She hoping she'll peak at the right time next week.
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I much appreciate the support and am a huge fan of your work, but my name is Vivian Wilson❤️
November 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I much appreciate the support and am a huge fan of your work, but my name is Vivian Wilson❤️
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...if there are salmon in zootopia would they die after mating or no?
January 11, 2026 at 7:57 AM
...if there are salmon in zootopia would they die after mating or no?
[hearing that you died]
oh, what got ya?
oh, what got ya?
February 4, 2026 at 4:53 AM
[hearing that you died]
oh, what got ya?
oh, what got ya?
is there a more 1990s name than Tanya?
February 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
is there a more 1990s name than Tanya?
the moment in Terminator where he's putting himself back together with the sunglasses to cover up the cyborg eye, and he takes a second in the mirror to check his hair
February 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
the moment in Terminator where he's putting himself back together with the sunglasses to cover up the cyborg eye, and he takes a second in the mirror to check his hair
next up on torment nexus media, are you grouping your spoons correctly?
February 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
next up on torment nexus media, are you grouping your spoons correctly?
The first five minutes of Terminator where the naked T-1000 and naked Kyle Reese appear in a cloud of electricity out of thin air, but to the tune of "It's Raining Men"
February 3, 2026 at 4:12 PM
The first five minutes of Terminator where the naked T-1000 and naked Kyle Reese appear in a cloud of electricity out of thin air, but to the tune of "It's Raining Men"