Jeffw
@jeffw.bsky.social
Jeffw, actor, illustrator/artist, bad life choice guru, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏾🏴🏴☠️
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Jeffw
@jeffw.bsky.social
· Jun 4
Son: DAD! There's a mobster under my bed!
Me: Aaw, cute. You mean monster?
Son: No
[from under the bed] "Whatcha gonna do 'bout it big guy?"
Me: Aaw, cute. You mean monster?
Son: No
[from under the bed] "Whatcha gonna do 'bout it big guy?"
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Might fuck around and text “Make it look like an accident” and then “sorry, wrong number. Please ignore” to all my contacts
September 30, 2023 at 7:48 AM
Might fuck around and text “Make it look like an accident” and then “sorry, wrong number. Please ignore” to all my contacts
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I'm your stealth Frenchman. You forget I'm in your time-line and suddenly, BOOM, pain au chocolat.
June 22, 2023 at 4:54 PM
I'm your stealth Frenchman. You forget I'm in your time-line and suddenly, BOOM, pain au chocolat.
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Fun Winter Olympics Fact:
Skeleton is so called because – as the athlete goes head first down the ice chute, at great speed – were they to hit anything, that’s what would shoot out of their arse.
Skeleton is so called because – as the athlete goes head first down the ice chute, at great speed – were they to hit anything, that’s what would shoot out of their arse.
February 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Fun Winter Olympics Fact:
Skeleton is so called because – as the athlete goes head first down the ice chute, at great speed – were they to hit anything, that’s what would shoot out of their arse.
Skeleton is so called because – as the athlete goes head first down the ice chute, at great speed – were they to hit anything, that’s what would shoot out of their arse.
Display an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
It changed EVERYTHING
It changed EVERYTHING
February 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Display an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
It changed EVERYTHING
It changed EVERYTHING
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[Starbucks]
Barista: Name, for the cup?
Guy I just jumped in front of in the queue: John Wick
Me [waiting for my coffee a bit further]: oh no
Barista: Name, for the cup?
Guy I just jumped in front of in the queue: John Wick
Me [waiting for my coffee a bit further]: oh no
August 20, 2024 at 10:28 AM
[Starbucks]
Barista: Name, for the cup?
Guy I just jumped in front of in the queue: John Wick
Me [waiting for my coffee a bit further]: oh no
Barista: Name, for the cup?
Guy I just jumped in front of in the queue: John Wick
Me [waiting for my coffee a bit further]: oh no
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I think I’ve been scammed….My Rottweilers haven’t grown in months 😱😱
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I think I’ve been scammed….My Rottweilers haven’t grown in months 😱😱
Fun Winter Olympics Fact:
Skeleton is so called because – as the athlete goes head first down the ice chute, at great speed – were they to hit anything, that’s what would shoot out of their arse.
Skeleton is so called because – as the athlete goes head first down the ice chute, at great speed – were they to hit anything, that’s what would shoot out of their arse.
February 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Fun Winter Olympics Fact:
Skeleton is so called because – as the athlete goes head first down the ice chute, at great speed – were they to hit anything, that’s what would shoot out of their arse.
Skeleton is so called because – as the athlete goes head first down the ice chute, at great speed – were they to hit anything, that’s what would shoot out of their arse.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I text a bunch of family members " I hope you're sitting down" then turn off my phone
February 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Sometimes when I'm bored I text a bunch of family members " I hope you're sitting down" then turn off my phone
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- See that tray? I'm gonna lay on it and launch myself down this ice chute at great speed!
"Head or feet first?"
- Why does it matter?
"I think those two things should have complete different names for some reason"
"Head or feet first?"
- Why does it matter?
"I think those two things should have complete different names for some reason"
February 12, 2026 at 1:22 PM
- See that tray? I'm gonna lay on it and launch myself down this ice chute at great speed!
"Head or feet first?"
- Why does it matter?
"I think those two things should have complete different names for some reason"
"Head or feet first?"
- Why does it matter?
"I think those two things should have complete different names for some reason"
- See that tray? I'm gonna lay on it and launch myself down this ice chute at great speed!
"Head or feet first?"
- Why does it matter?
"I think those two things should have complete different names for some reason"
"Head or feet first?"
- Why does it matter?
"I think those two things should have complete different names for some reason"
February 12, 2026 at 1:22 PM
- See that tray? I'm gonna lay on it and launch myself down this ice chute at great speed!
"Head or feet first?"
- Why does it matter?
"I think those two things should have complete different names for some reason"
"Head or feet first?"
- Why does it matter?
"I think those two things should have complete different names for some reason"
I had a vision once.
But now I'm in my fifties I have a lot less of it.
But now I'm in my fifties I have a lot less of it.
February 12, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I had a vision once.
But now I'm in my fifties I have a lot less of it.
But now I'm in my fifties I have a lot less of it.
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i refuse to do anything for the time being—the time being is already far too powerful
May 4, 2024 at 1:39 AM
i refuse to do anything for the time being—the time being is already far too powerful
My kids were obviously obsessed with this song last year but this morning, Scott Mills played this version on BBC Radio 2 and now *I'm* obsessed with this cover
m.youtube.com/shorts/MaWBm...
m.youtube.com/shorts/MaWBm...
KPop Demon Hunters - Golden - 60's version #cover
YouTube video by Matt Dusk
m.youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:34 PM
My kids were obviously obsessed with this song last year but this morning, Scott Mills played this version on BBC Radio 2 and now *I'm* obsessed with this cover
m.youtube.com/shorts/MaWBm...
m.youtube.com/shorts/MaWBm...
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Bro, do *I* even bench?! I bench! I chair, I couch and sofa, my dude! I sit on all sorts of things!
November 17, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Bro, do *I* even bench?! I bench! I chair, I couch and sofa, my dude! I sit on all sorts of things!
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Hi guys…
I'm in a bit of a personal pickle, to put it lightly.
If anyone is willing to help and ARE in a position they can comfortably do so it would be immensely appreciated
ko-fi.com/jeffwni
I'll explain more later and set up a Vinted shop in due time to sell pretty much all I have.
Thanks.
I'm in a bit of a personal pickle, to put it lightly.
If anyone is willing to help and ARE in a position they can comfortably do so it would be immensely appreciated
ko-fi.com/jeffwni
I'll explain more later and set up a Vinted shop in due time to sell pretty much all I have.
Thanks.
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February 3, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Hi guys…
I'm in a bit of a personal pickle, to put it lightly.
If anyone is willing to help and ARE in a position they can comfortably do so it would be immensely appreciated
ko-fi.com/jeffwni
I'll explain more later and set up a Vinted shop in due time to sell pretty much all I have.
Thanks.
I'm in a bit of a personal pickle, to put it lightly.
If anyone is willing to help and ARE in a position they can comfortably do so it would be immensely appreciated
ko-fi.com/jeffwni
I'll explain more later and set up a Vinted shop in due time to sell pretty much all I have.
Thanks.
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Hello new Bluesky people! I’m Doc Hackenbush and I love to draw cute, silly guys, food and various combinations of same. Capybaras and cats a specialty. I also have a couple of merch shops (links in bio)! #art #artcommissions #cuteart #kawaiiart #artshop #supportartists
October 17, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Hello new Bluesky people! I’m Doc Hackenbush and I love to draw cute, silly guys, food and various combinations of same. Capybaras and cats a specialty. I also have a couple of merch shops (links in bio)! #art #artcommissions #cuteart #kawaiiart #artshop #supportartists
February 9, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Me: He slapped my butt! This is assault!
HR: This is the UK. Here we say "arsault"
Me: …
HR: This is the UK. Here we say "arsault"
Me: …
February 9, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Me: He slapped my butt! This is assault!
HR: This is the UK. Here we say "arsault"
Me: …
HR: This is the UK. Here we say "arsault"
Me: …
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Missed Bad Bunny’s halftime show? Want to rewatch? (4x and counting for me). The NFL posted the whole performance on YouTube: on pace for 500k views in the first 30 minutes.
Bad Bunny's Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show
YouTube video by NFL
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Missed Bad Bunny’s halftime show? Want to rewatch? (4x and counting for me). The NFL posted the whole performance on YouTube: on pace for 500k views in the first 30 minutes.
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heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
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ZOOKEEPER: So our last snake is our yellow Burmese python
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
February 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
ZOOKEEPER: So our last snake is our yellow Burmese python
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
Sure, accidentally getting two candy bars from the vending machine is GREAT but have you guys heard of sex?!
February 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Sure, accidentally getting two candy bars from the vending machine is GREAT but have you guys heard of sex?!
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You’re Dead To Me is going on tour! We’re playing London, Cardiff, Edinburgh & Manchester in the Spring — come along, it’s gonna be so much fun!
Www.YoureDeadToMeLive.com
Www.YoureDeadToMeLive.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:27 PM
You’re Dead To Me is going on tour! We’re playing London, Cardiff, Edinburgh & Manchester in the Spring — come along, it’s gonna be so much fun!
Www.YoureDeadToMeLive.com
Www.YoureDeadToMeLive.com