Jeffw
@jeffw.bsky.social
Jeffw, actor, illustrator/artist, bad life choice guru, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏾🏴🏴☠️
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Jeffw
@jeffw.bsky.social
· May 11
- "I love Beyoncé...
- Whatever floats your boat mate.
- No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'.
- ..."
- Whatever floats your boat mate.
- No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'.
- ..."
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If self-deprecation was a competitive sport, I probably wouldn't even get a medal.
May 12, 2023 at 4:46 PM
If self-deprecation was a competitive sport, I probably wouldn't even get a medal.
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Keanu Reeves: THERE'S A BOMB ON THE BUS! IF WE GO UNDER 50MPH WE’LL EXPLODE!
Me: [while maintaining eye contact, presses "Next Stop" signal]
Me: [while maintaining eye contact, presses "Next Stop" signal]
June 5, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Keanu Reeves: THERE'S A BOMB ON THE BUS! IF WE GO UNDER 50MPH WE’LL EXPLODE!
Me: [while maintaining eye contact, presses "Next Stop" signal]
Me: [while maintaining eye contact, presses "Next Stop" signal]
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London's latest Blue Plaque is a brilliant one. (It was put up at the Tesla dealership in Tottenham by campaigners)
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
London's latest Blue Plaque is a brilliant one. (It was put up at the Tesla dealership in Tottenham by campaigners)
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Despite whatever my mother said, I don't *have* to wear clean underwear. There's no bus service in my area.
June 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Despite whatever my mother said, I don't *have* to wear clean underwear. There's no bus service in my area.
Here guys, have something haunting and unbearably beautiful to pair with this miserable and wet autumn Sunday
youtu.be/hZpn7Cde1w8
youtu.be/hZpn7Cde1w8
Agnes Obel - Words Are Dead (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Agnes Obel
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Here guys, have something haunting and unbearably beautiful to pair with this miserable and wet autumn Sunday
youtu.be/hZpn7Cde1w8
youtu.be/hZpn7Cde1w8
The dark gothic tale of a group of outcasts and misfits allowed to try to bring back order to their dystopian society…
Guillermo del Toro's Police Academy
Guillermo del Toro's Police Academy
What with Pinocchio and Frankenstein, I can see a pattern emerging. Del Toro remaking all the classics, whatever genre!
e.g.
The portrayal of the working class' sufferings in the British industrial revolution era through the tales of a train made man: Guillermo del Toro's Thomas the Tank Engine!
e.g.
The portrayal of the working class' sufferings in the British industrial revolution era through the tales of a train made man: Guillermo del Toro's Thomas the Tank Engine!
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The dark gothic tale of a group of outcasts and misfits allowed to try to bring back order to their dystopian society…
Guillermo del Toro's Police Academy
Guillermo del Toro's Police Academy
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What with Pinocchio and Frankenstein, I can see a pattern emerging. Del Toro remaking all the classics, whatever genre!
e.g.
The portrayal of the working class' sufferings in the British industrial revolution era through the tales of a train made man: Guillermo del Toro's Thomas the Tank Engine!
e.g.
The portrayal of the working class' sufferings in the British industrial revolution era through the tales of a train made man: Guillermo del Toro's Thomas the Tank Engine!
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
What with Pinocchio and Frankenstein, I can see a pattern emerging. Del Toro remaking all the classics, whatever genre!
e.g.
The portrayal of the working class' sufferings in the British industrial revolution era through the tales of a train made man: Guillermo del Toro's Thomas the Tank Engine!
e.g.
The portrayal of the working class' sufferings in the British industrial revolution era through the tales of a train made man: Guillermo del Toro's Thomas the Tank Engine!
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I’ve never felt more betrayed by my body than when I found out I snore. This is what you do when I’m not watching? You act rude?
February 3, 2024 at 2:29 PM
I’ve never felt more betrayed by my body than when I found out I snore. This is what you do when I’m not watching? You act rude?
Watched Nicolas Cage's 2004 National Treasure and it was RUBBISH!
It didn't feature either Stephen Fry nor Helen Mirren, not even Mary Berry!
It didn't feature either Stephen Fry nor Helen Mirren, not even Mary Berry!
November 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Watched Nicolas Cage's 2004 National Treasure and it was RUBBISH!
It didn't feature either Stephen Fry nor Helen Mirren, not even Mary Berry!
It didn't feature either Stephen Fry nor Helen Mirren, not even Mary Berry!
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I’ve FOOLISHLY ordered 250 calendars and almost 50 have already gone.
The December illustration is a piece of original work. I’ll show that shortly
Not ordering anymore so if you’d like one www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
Thank you!
The December illustration is a piece of original work. I’ll show that shortly
Not ordering anymore so if you’d like one www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
Thank you!
Tokyo’s Nerdlinger 2026 Calendar — Infinite Bacon
It’s here! My 2026 Calendar! Get in early to avoid disappointment! Limited Number of 250 Available. High-quality double wall calendar, size 30cm x 30cm Overseas orders sent Royal Mail Int...
www.infinitebacon.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I’ve FOOLISHLY ordered 250 calendars and almost 50 have already gone.
The December illustration is a piece of original work. I’ll show that shortly
Not ordering anymore so if you’d like one www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
Thank you!
The December illustration is a piece of original work. I’ll show that shortly
Not ordering anymore so if you’d like one www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
Thank you!
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It's been a very quiet week.
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 10:02 AM
It's been a very quiet week.
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
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HAN: we should team up
MEG: totally
[later]
MEGHAN: now what
MEG: totally
[later]
MEGHAN: now what
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
HAN: we should team up
MEG: totally
[later]
MEGHAN: now what
MEG: totally
[later]
MEGHAN: now what
What with Pinocchio and Frankenstein, I can see a pattern emerging. Del Toro remaking all the classics, whatever genre!
e.g.
The portrayal of the working class' sufferings in the British industrial revolution era through the tales of a train made man: Guillermo del Toro's Thomas the Tank Engine!
e.g.
The portrayal of the working class' sufferings in the British industrial revolution era through the tales of a train made man: Guillermo del Toro's Thomas the Tank Engine!
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
What with Pinocchio and Frankenstein, I can see a pattern emerging. Del Toro remaking all the classics, whatever genre!
e.g.
The portrayal of the working class' sufferings in the British industrial revolution era through the tales of a train made man: Guillermo del Toro's Thomas the Tank Engine!
e.g.
The portrayal of the working class' sufferings in the British industrial revolution era through the tales of a train made man: Guillermo del Toro's Thomas the Tank Engine!
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I’m still contending with a lack of income, so if you enjoy the stuff I create, kindly consider sharing this post, leaving a tip, or becoming a monthly subscriber.
Thanks so much.
Thanks so much.
Support The Card
Support The Card
ko-fi.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I’m still contending with a lack of income, so if you enjoy the stuff I create, kindly consider sharing this post, leaving a tip, or becoming a monthly subscriber.
Thanks so much.
Thanks so much.
With all this, I don't even know who *he* killed in the Oval Office…
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 AM
With all this, I don't even know who *he* killed in the Oval Office…
I live in a predominantly female household, so except for my shampoo and shower gel – that I share with my son – I have no idea what the other 47 bottles, tubes and pots on the shower shelf and floor are for.
November 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I live in a predominantly female household, so except for my shampoo and shower gel – that I share with my son – I have no idea what the other 47 bottles, tubes and pots on the shower shelf and floor are for.
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“Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!”
November 2, 2023 at 12:18 PM
“Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!”
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Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude.
Me: Well this is awkward.
Me: Well this is awkward.
November 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude.
Me: Well this is awkward.
Me: Well this is awkward.
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Amdani Mamdani!!
(It's so perfect in Welsh, he should have used it for his campaign)
(It's so perfect in Welsh, he should have used it for his campaign)
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Amdani Mamdani!!
(It's so perfect in Welsh, he should have used it for his campaign)
(It's so perfect in Welsh, he should have used it for his campaign)
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Fucking dog's been digging in the garden again.
November 13, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Fucking dog's been digging in the garden again.
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Cringeworthy? You think I'm worthy? 🥹
November 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Cringeworthy? You think I'm worthy? 🥹
Amdani Mamdani!!
(It's so perfect in Welsh, he should have used it for his campaign)
(It's so perfect in Welsh, he should have used it for his campaign)
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Amdani Mamdani!!
(It's so perfect in Welsh, he should have used it for his campaign)
(It's so perfect in Welsh, he should have used it for his campaign)
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.