The Card
@thecard.bsky.social
Creator of depressing comics. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
Best I could hope for, honestly.
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Best I could hope for, honestly.
I’m sorry to hear. I really hope relief is forthcoming.
February 10, 2026 at 8:49 AM
I’m sorry to hear. I really hope relief is forthcoming.
LOL! He’s the eternal foil.
February 10, 2026 at 8:31 AM
LOL! He’s the eternal foil.
For real? I wanna see it even more now.
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 AM
For real? I wanna see it even more now.
The huge icicle under my car melting right before I had the pleasure of kicking it.
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
ALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
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February 10, 2026 at 3:46 AM
The huge icicle under my car melting right before I had the pleasure of kicking it.
It’s nice of you to spare my feelings.
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
It’s nice of you to spare my feelings.
LOL! I can’t even imagine what you must think of my art.
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 AM
LOL! I can’t even imagine what you must think of my art.
That’s my emotional support inability to handle anything.
February 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
That’s my emotional support inability to handle anything.
Got me some of that sweet chronic (stress).
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Got me some of that sweet chronic (stress).
Even though it’s better than the one in the book?
February 10, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Even though it’s better than the one in the book?
LOL! One of the many great lines that was lost on me as a kid.
February 9, 2026 at 5:42 PM
LOL! One of the many great lines that was lost on me as a kid.
A slasher film in which the villain is a self-help guru entitled “Life Hack.”
February 9, 2026 at 5:21 PM
A slasher film in which the villain is a self-help guru entitled “Life Hack.”
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So between my two comics, I've now reached 100 strips for 2026 (on the off-chance that my math is correct).
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 PM
So between my two comics, I've now reached 100 strips for 2026 (on the off-chance that my math is correct).
New comic! Wherein the guys unpack the big game.
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
New comic! Wherein the guys unpack the big game.
Happy National Pizza (with Soup on the Side) Day!
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Happy National Pizza (with Soup on the Side) Day!
Yes. Don’t force yourself to do anything. Hope you feel better soon.
February 9, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Yes. Don’t force yourself to do anything. Hope you feel better soon.
Oof. I’m sorry to hear. A good stain remover should be able to take care of that (especially if you wash it ASAP).
February 9, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Oof. I’m sorry to hear. A good stain remover should be able to take care of that (especially if you wash it ASAP).
Good on you for saying something. If there’s one thing the ongoing pandemic has made clear, it’s that most people cannot abide being asked to alter their behavior in any way, even if that behavior endangers public health.
February 9, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Good on you for saying something. If there’s one thing the ongoing pandemic has made clear, it’s that most people cannot abide being asked to alter their behavior in any way, even if that behavior endangers public health.
I mean, if anyone would know affronts, it’s this guy.
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I mean, if anyone would know affronts, it’s this guy.
As a kid, the litmus test for me was “Can I play the video games inspired by it?” And I couldn’t even enjoy it in video game form because I had no idea what the rules were or what any of the terms meant.
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
As a kid, the litmus test for me was “Can I play the video games inspired by it?” And I couldn’t even enjoy it in video game form because I had no idea what the rules were or what any of the terms meant.