The Card
@thecard.bsky.social
Creator of depressing comics. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
Season three was so close to happening! It had even been written. Hopefully he shows up in Daredevil (or a genuine LC revival) soon, especially now that Evil is over.
February 11, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Season three was so close to happening! It had even been written. Hopefully he shows up in Daredevil (or a genuine LC revival) soon, especially now that Evil is over.
So “character limit” refers to letters and numbers, and not actual *character*?
I’ve been holding myself back for two years for nothing, apparently.
I’ve been holding myself back for two years for nothing, apparently.
February 11, 2026 at 3:09 AM
So “character limit” refers to letters and numbers, and not actual *character*?
I’ve been holding myself back for two years for nothing, apparently.
I’ve been holding myself back for two years for nothing, apparently.
“I trust you about as far as I can throw you!”
I mean, you seem like a pretty good thrower, so thank you.
I mean, you seem like a pretty good thrower, so thank you.
February 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
“I trust you about as far as I can throw you!”
I mean, you seem like a pretty good thrower, so thank you.
I mean, you seem like a pretty good thrower, so thank you.
This is shaping up to be everything I wanted the previous revival to be.
February 10, 2026 at 8:12 PM
This is shaping up to be everything I wanted the previous revival to be.
Did I miss my chance to say, "It's feelin' DRAFTY in here"?
February 10, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Did I miss my chance to say, "It's feelin' DRAFTY in here"?
Oh, no! I'm hope you're resting up and taking it easy on yourself.
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Oh, no! I'm hope you're resting up and taking it easy on yourself.
New comic! Wherein the guys post-game National Poop Day.
February 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
New comic! Wherein the guys post-game National Poop Day.
Beware of overindulgence (with regard to anything but soup).
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Beware of overindulgence (with regard to anything but soup).
When the temp’s above freezing for the first time in weeks… and you suddenly a hear a loud clap of thunder.
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 PM
When the temp’s above freezing for the first time in weeks… and you suddenly a hear a loud clap of thunder.
Kid Rock is short for Just Kidding Rock.
February 10, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Kid Rock is short for Just Kidding Rock.
More like “Mid Rock,” am I right?
February 10, 2026 at 12:44 PM
More like “Mid Rock,” am I right?
Existing somewhere between pre-apocalyptic and post-apocalyptic kinda sucks, actually.
February 10, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Existing somewhere between pre-apocalyptic and post-apocalyptic kinda sucks, actually.
I’m sorry to hear. But resting up should be your only priority until you’re better.
February 10, 2026 at 10:13 AM
I’m sorry to hear. But resting up should be your only priority until you’re better.
“This’ll be the best thing you see today,” and it’s fucking AI slop.
February 10, 2026 at 9:46 AM
“This’ll be the best thing you see today,” and it’s fucking AI slop.
I remember seeing him on various shows as a kid and thinking he was one of the stupidest, most obnoxious people ever.
February 10, 2026 at 9:45 AM
I remember seeing him on various shows as a kid and thinking he was one of the stupidest, most obnoxious people ever.
Best I could hope for, honestly.
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Best I could hope for, honestly.
I’m sorry to hear. I really hope relief is forthcoming.
February 10, 2026 at 8:49 AM
I’m sorry to hear. I really hope relief is forthcoming.
LOL! He’s the eternal foil.
February 10, 2026 at 8:31 AM
LOL! He’s the eternal foil.
For real? I wanna see it even more now.
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 AM
For real? I wanna see it even more now.
The huge icicle under my car melting right before I had the pleasure of kicking it.
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
ALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
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February 10, 2026 at 3:46 AM
The huge icicle under my car melting right before I had the pleasure of kicking it.
It’s nice of you to spare my feelings.
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
It’s nice of you to spare my feelings.
LOL! I can’t even imagine what you must think of my art.
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 AM
LOL! I can’t even imagine what you must think of my art.
That’s my emotional support inability to handle anything.
February 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
That’s my emotional support inability to handle anything.
Got me some of that sweet chronic (stress).
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Got me some of that sweet chronic (stress).