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The Card
@thecard.bsky.social
Creator of depressing comics. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
Season three was so close to happening! It had even been written. Hopefully he shows up in Daredevil (or a genuine LC revival) soon, especially now that Evil is over.
February 11, 2026 at 6:31 AM
So “character limit” refers to letters and numbers, and not actual *character*?

I’ve been holding myself back for two years for nothing, apparently.
February 11, 2026 at 3:09 AM
“I trust you about as far as I can throw you!”

I mean, you seem like a pretty good thrower, so thank you.
February 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
This is shaping up to be everything I wanted the previous revival to be.
February 10, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Did I miss my chance to say, "It's feelin' DRAFTY in here"?
February 10, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Oh, no! I'm hope you're resting up and taking it easy on yourself.
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
New comic! Wherein the guys post-game National Poop Day.
February 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Beware of overindulgence (with regard to anything but soup).
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
When the temp’s above freezing for the first time in weeks… and you suddenly a hear a loud clap of thunder.
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Kid Rock is short for Just Kidding Rock.
February 10, 2026 at 12:57 PM
More like “Mid Rock,” am I right?
February 10, 2026 at 12:44 PM
🫂❤️
February 10, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Existing somewhere between pre-apocalyptic and post-apocalyptic kinda sucks, actually.
February 10, 2026 at 12:02 PM
I’m sorry to hear. But resting up should be your only priority until you’re better.
February 10, 2026 at 10:13 AM
“This’ll be the best thing you see today,” and it’s fucking AI slop.
February 10, 2026 at 9:46 AM
I remember seeing him on various shows as a kid and thinking he was one of the stupidest, most obnoxious people ever.
February 10, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Best I could hope for, honestly.
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 AM
I’m sorry to hear. I really hope relief is forthcoming.
February 10, 2026 at 8:49 AM
LOL! He’s the eternal foil.
February 10, 2026 at 8:31 AM
For real? I wanna see it even more now.
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 AM
The huge icicle under my car melting right before I had the pleasure of kicking it.
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
ALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
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February 10, 2026 at 3:46 AM
It’s nice of you to spare my feelings.
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
LOL! I can’t even imagine what you must think of my art.
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 AM
That’s my emotional support inability to handle anything.
February 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Got me some of that sweet chronic (stress).
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM