The Card
@thecard.bsky.social
Creator of depressing comics. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
Did I miss my chance to say, "It's feelin' DRAFTY in here"?
February 10, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Did I miss my chance to say, "It's feelin' DRAFTY in here"?
New comic! Wherein the guys post-game National Poop Day.
February 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
New comic! Wherein the guys post-game National Poop Day.
Beware of overindulgence (with regard to anything but soup).
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Beware of overindulgence (with regard to anything but soup).
When the temp’s above freezing for the first time in weeks… and you suddenly a hear a loud clap of thunder.
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 PM
When the temp’s above freezing for the first time in weeks… and you suddenly a hear a loud clap of thunder.
Kid Rock is short for Just Kidding Rock.
February 10, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Kid Rock is short for Just Kidding Rock.
More like “Mid Rock,” am I right?
February 10, 2026 at 12:44 PM
More like “Mid Rock,” am I right?
Existing somewhere between pre-apocalyptic and post-apocalyptic kinda sucks, actually.
February 10, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Existing somewhere between pre-apocalyptic and post-apocalyptic kinda sucks, actually.
“This’ll be the best thing you see today,” and it’s fucking AI slop.
February 10, 2026 at 9:46 AM
“This’ll be the best thing you see today,” and it’s fucking AI slop.
Best I could hope for, honestly.
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Best I could hope for, honestly.
The huge icicle under my car melting right before I had the pleasure of kicking it.
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
ALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
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February 10, 2026 at 3:46 AM
The huge icicle under my car melting right before I had the pleasure of kicking it.
That’s my emotional support inability to handle anything.
February 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
That’s my emotional support inability to handle anything.
Got me some of that sweet chronic (stress).
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Got me some of that sweet chronic (stress).
A slasher film in which the villain is a self-help guru entitled “Life Hack.”
February 9, 2026 at 5:21 PM
A slasher film in which the villain is a self-help guru entitled “Life Hack.”
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So between my two comics, I've now reached 100 strips for 2026 (on the off-chance that my math is correct).
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 PM
So between my two comics, I've now reached 100 strips for 2026 (on the off-chance that my math is correct).
New comic! Wherein the guys unpack the big game.
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
New comic! Wherein the guys unpack the big game.
Happy National Pizza (with Soup on the Side) Day!
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Happy National Pizza (with Soup on the Side) Day!
I mean, if anyone would know affronts, it’s this guy.
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I mean, if anyone would know affronts, it’s this guy.
I’ve always known that I was destined for greatness.
Fine, goodness.
Fine, okayness.
Fine, getting re-posted by a mid-sized account that’s feeing extremely generous.
Fine, getting re-posted by a mid-sized account that’s feeling extremely generous and also being paid by me.
Fine, goodness.
Fine, okayness.
Fine, getting re-posted by a mid-sized account that’s feeing extremely generous.
Fine, getting re-posted by a mid-sized account that’s feeling extremely generous and also being paid by me.
February 8, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I’ve always known that I was destined for greatness.
Fine, goodness.
Fine, okayness.
Fine, getting re-posted by a mid-sized account that’s feeing extremely generous.
Fine, getting re-posted by a mid-sized account that’s feeling extremely generous and also being paid by me.
Fine, goodness.
Fine, okayness.
Fine, getting re-posted by a mid-sized account that’s feeing extremely generous.
Fine, getting re-posted by a mid-sized account that’s feeling extremely generous and also being paid by me.
From 2024. Wherein it's game day for the guys.
February 8, 2026 at 7:52 PM
From 2024. Wherein it's game day for the guys.
What, you've never heard of maintaining a brand?
February 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
What, you've never heard of maintaining a brand?