The Card
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Creator of a depressing comic strip. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
“Winter wonderland” is an oxymoron.
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
“Winter wonderland” is an oxymoron.
From 2021. Wherein the guys post-game Thanksgiving.
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
From 2021. Wherein the guys post-game Thanksgiving.
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Anger is an acceptable form of grief …..
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Anger is an acceptable form of grief …..
From 2022. Wherein Cord emerges from a food coma.
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
From 2022. Wherein Cord emerges from a food coma.
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You know at the end of The Substance?
Still would
Still would
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
You know at the end of The Substance?
Still would
Still would
Shut the fuck up, snow.
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Shut the fuck up, snow.
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Thanks for all the love on the "The Joker Eats Ass" post. Um, I need money to live. I could post about Gotham hole more...? Uh, lmk? Shares help. Ily, bye.
It takes about $150/wk just to keep food + shelter. My health has taken a turn for the worse, I lost my writing gig in September, I'm out of my OTC pain/CPTSD management stuff, & badly need to replace some clothing staples. Please help or share. Venmo is MirandaBrave. #mutualaid
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November 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Thanks for all the love on the "The Joker Eats Ass" post. Um, I need money to live. I could post about Gotham hole more...? Uh, lmk? Shares help. Ily, bye.
Welcome to Derry: Episode Four
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Welcome to Derry: Episode Four
You can just say "times."
"Hard" is implied.
"Hard" is implied.
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM
You can just say "times."
"Hard" is implied.
"Hard" is implied.
I've never been able to shake the feeling that I was put on this Earth to steal Christmas at least once.
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I've never been able to shake the feeling that I was put on this Earth to steal Christmas at least once.
“AI is the future!”
Is UBI for all the people whose jobs it’s stolen - and will go on to steal - ALSO the future? Because if not, the future can fuck right off.
Is UBI for all the people whose jobs it’s stolen - and will go on to steal - ALSO the future? Because if not, the future can fuck right off.
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 AM
“AI is the future!”
Is UBI for all the people whose jobs it’s stolen - and will go on to steal - ALSO the future? Because if not, the future can fuck right off.
Is UBI for all the people whose jobs it’s stolen - and will go on to steal - ALSO the future? Because if not, the future can fuck right off.
Fuck AI, and double-fuck every company that’s doing everything in its power to remove actual creatives from creative industries.
The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Fuck AI, and double-fuck every company that’s doing everything in its power to remove actual creatives from creative industries.
I remember watching the days-long B&B marathon that led up to the finale, which was essentially a clip show, while visiting my grandmother for Thanksgiving. (The original run was actually seven seasons, spread across four years.)
📺 November 28, 1997: Iconic animated comedy “Beavis & Butt-Head” concluded its original run after four seasons on MTV. It was adapted into the animated feature film “Beavis & Butt-Head Do America" in 1996 and has since been revived as a series twice.
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I remember watching the days-long B&B marathon that led up to the finale, which was essentially a clip show, while visiting my grandmother for Thanksgiving. (The original run was actually seven seasons, spread across four years.)
“Well, the weather outside is frightful…”
“But the fire is so delightful?”
“It’s 2025. Stop assuming anything has a silver lining.”
“But the fire is so delightful?”
“It’s 2025. Stop assuming anything has a silver lining.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:58 AM
“Well, the weather outside is frightful…”
“But the fire is so delightful?”
“It’s 2025. Stop assuming anything has a silver lining.”
“But the fire is so delightful?”
“It’s 2025. Stop assuming anything has a silver lining.”
Ebb AND flow? In this economy?
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Ebb AND flow? In this economy?
The next Dr. Who should be one of the Baha Men to justify changing the show’s name to Dr. Who Let The Dogs Out.
November 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The next Dr. Who should be one of the Baha Men to justify changing the show’s name to Dr. Who Let The Dogs Out.
Your stupidest uncle is like, “Why isn’t there a WHITE Friday?”
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Your stupidest uncle is like, “Why isn’t there a WHITE Friday?”
An adorable baby animal looking for its forever home, except it’s me, a 41-year-old man.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
An adorable baby animal looking for its forever home, except it’s me, a 41-year-old man.
Alive AND well? In this economy?
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Alive AND well? In this economy?
Are you not sufficiently free of existential dread and general anxiety to make being entertained a possibility?!
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Are you not sufficiently free of existential dread and general anxiety to make being entertained a possibility?!
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I find it fascinating that the entire world is essentially struggling with the same social problems and instead of giving people housing and resources we continue to elect leaders who guard those resources.
Maybe time to change gears???
Maybe time to change gears???
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I find it fascinating that the entire world is essentially struggling with the same social problems and instead of giving people housing and resources we continue to elect leaders who guard those resources.
Maybe time to change gears???
Maybe time to change gears???
Whenever I spend more than two seconds contemplating all the ways life has destroyed me over the last three years.
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Whenever I spend more than two seconds contemplating all the ways life has destroyed me over the last three years.
I’d make a great vampire, aside from the blood-drinking, coffin-sleeping, and bat transformations.
I like being awake at night, is my point.
I like being awake at night, is my point.
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’d make a great vampire, aside from the blood-drinking, coffin-sleeping, and bat transformations.
I like being awake at night, is my point.
I like being awake at night, is my point.
ALL well AND good? In this economy?
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
ALL well AND good? In this economy?
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LEFTovers? In this economy?
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
LEFTovers? In this economy?