The Card
@thecard.bsky.social
Creator of a depressing comic strip. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
From 2021. Wherein the guys post-game Thanksgiving.
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
From 2021. Wherein the guys post-game Thanksgiving.
From 2022. Wherein Cord emerges from a food coma.
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
From 2022. Wherein Cord emerges from a food coma.
Welcome to Derry: Episode Four
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Welcome to Derry: Episode Four
Whenever I spend more than two seconds contemplating all the ways life has destroyed me over the last three years.
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Whenever I spend more than two seconds contemplating all the ways life has destroyed me over the last three years.
New comic! Wherein Cord seeks out bargains.
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
New comic! Wherein Cord seeks out bargains.
Celebrate bargains (and soup).
November 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Celebrate bargains (and soup).
Making it through the holiday where I miss my mom, then being thrown into the holiday where I *really* miss my mom.
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Making it through the holiday where I miss my mom, then being thrown into the holiday where I *really* miss my mom.
From last year. Wherein Cord is thankful.
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
From last year. Wherein Cord is thankful.
From 2023. Wherein Jenkins makes time for friends.
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
From 2023. Wherein Jenkins makes time for friends.
From 2022. Wherein Cord enjoys a sumptuous bounty.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
From 2022. Wherein Cord enjoys a sumptuous bounty.
From 2022. Wherein the guys give thanks.
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
From 2022. Wherein the guys give thanks.
From 2021. Wherein Cord feasts.
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
From 2021. Wherein Cord feasts.
From 2020. Wherein the guys put together a meal to remember.
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
From 2020. Wherein the guys put together a meal to remember.
Happy Thanksgiving from Cord and Sock (but not Jenkins, who still actively hates humanity).
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Cord and Sock (but not Jenkins, who still actively hates humanity).
(Y'all notice the callback to the very first one?)
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
(Y'all notice the callback to the very first one?)
Happy Thanksgiving from the Soup Crew!
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from the Soup Crew!
From 2022. Wherein Jenkins goes above and beyond.
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
From 2022. Wherein Jenkins goes above and beyond.
From 2021. Wherein Cord preps for an out-of-town holiday.
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
From 2021. Wherein Cord preps for an out-of-town holiday.
From 2020. Wherein Cord plans the perfect Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
From 2020. Wherein Cord plans the perfect Thanksgiving.
From 2020. Jenkins walked on four legs and had no personality, and my artwork was even worse than it is now.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
From 2020. Jenkins walked on four legs and had no personality, and my artwork was even worse than it is now.
ARE YOU NOT OVERJOYED?!
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
ARE YOU NOT OVERJOYED?!
No one - NO ONE - can be this bad at *everything*.
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
No one - NO ONE - can be this bad at *everything*.