Col
@bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social
Big daft sod.
I can type 300 wrods a minute.
Shockingly Mackem.
I can type 300 wrods a minute.
Shockingly Mackem.
Pinned
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My old mate Mark had a terrible habit. When he got drunk, which was often, he'd wake up in the night and piss in his girlfriend's wardrobe.
It got so bad, we would call to warn her on his level of drunkenness so she could take stuff out and put plastic and a bowl in the bottom of the wardrobe.
It got so bad, we would call to warn her on his level of drunkenness so she could take stuff out and put plastic and a bowl in the bottom of the wardrobe.
February 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
My old mate Mark had a terrible habit. When he got drunk, which was often, he'd wake up in the night and piss in his girlfriend's wardrobe.
It got so bad, we would call to warn her on his level of drunkenness so she could take stuff out and put plastic and a bowl in the bottom of the wardrobe.
It got so bad, we would call to warn her on his level of drunkenness so she could take stuff out and put plastic and a bowl in the bottom of the wardrobe.
You know the story about accidentally calling your teacher mum?
Well my mate Rob once went back to a girls flat and after they'd had sex they fell asleep and he, with his arse hanging out of the bed, explosively farted and shit against her wardrobe door.
Unrelated, I know, but funnier.
Well my mate Rob once went back to a girls flat and after they'd had sex they fell asleep and he, with his arse hanging out of the bed, explosively farted and shit against her wardrobe door.
Unrelated, I know, but funnier.
February 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
You know the story about accidentally calling your teacher mum?
Well my mate Rob once went back to a girls flat and after they'd had sex they fell asleep and he, with his arse hanging out of the bed, explosively farted and shit against her wardrobe door.
Unrelated, I know, but funnier.
Well my mate Rob once went back to a girls flat and after they'd had sex they fell asleep and he, with his arse hanging out of the bed, explosively farted and shit against her wardrobe door.
Unrelated, I know, but funnier.
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Did somebody say beveragino?
February 6, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Did somebody say beveragino?
Just put my phone down in order to check my pockets for my phone.
February 6, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Just put my phone down in order to check my pockets for my phone.
Loser
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February 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I used the word diligence nine times in a supervision meeting today and apologised for a lack of variety at the end, telling the staff that next time I'll use a different word nine times and she has to point out which one. It'll be our game.
She clearly thinks I'm a prick.
She clearly thinks I'm a prick.
February 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I used the word diligence nine times in a supervision meeting today and apologised for a lack of variety at the end, telling the staff that next time I'll use a different word nine times and she has to point out which one. It'll be our game.
She clearly thinks I'm a prick.
She clearly thinks I'm a prick.
Judging harshly and demonising those who live in slums while electing into power and giving knighthoods to those who own them.
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Judging harshly and demonising those who live in slums while electing into power and giving knighthoods to those who own them.
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Virtual Matrimony
Jan van Eyck
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Jan van Eyck
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February 5, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Virtual Matrimony
Jan van Eyck
1434
Jan van Eyck
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You'd try it though, wouldn't you.
February 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
You'd try it though, wouldn't you.
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Pretty sure Inspector Gadget is around the corner.
Oh, it's been snowing here today.
Oh, it's been snowing here today.
November 27, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Pretty sure Inspector Gadget is around the corner.
Oh, it's been snowing here today.
Oh, it's been snowing here today.
I miss DexterAlmighty. He was mental.
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I miss DexterAlmighty. He was mental.
Not bad, need to up my shits.
@bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social has swears! They've used 1,011 profanities in their last 6,074 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (301 times)
🥈 "fuck" (103 times)
🥉 "shit" (84 times)
🥇 "fucking" (301 times)
🥈 "fuck" (103 times)
🥉 "shit" (84 times)
February 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Not bad, need to up my shits.
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I bet you're sweating now ya cunt.
BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been formally reported to the police over allegations he was involved in the trafficking of a woman to the UK for sex in 2010
February 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I bet you're sweating now ya cunt.
British people who watch the Superbowl.
a man with a mustache is talking to another man while two other men look on .
ALT: a man with a mustache is talking to another man while two other men look on .
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February 2, 2026 at 6:26 PM
British people who watch the Superbowl.
No pictures of me as a child but, this is who runs this account.
February 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
No pictures of me as a child but, this is who runs this account.
It's the moustache. Never trust a man in this day and age with a moustache.
February 2, 2026 at 4:34 PM
It's the moustache. Never trust a man in this day and age with a moustache.
I'm On Fire
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January 31, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Just used a bread stick as a cigar to do a Jimmy Saville style UuuuUuuUuuh. Am I cancelled?
January 31, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Just used a bread stick as a cigar to do a Jimmy Saville style UuuuUuuUuuh. Am I cancelled?
Mrs Col loves making a stir fry and she's really good at them and I've never told her in 31 years, I really don't like stir fry.
January 31, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Mrs Col loves making a stir fry and she's really good at them and I've never told her in 31 years, I really don't like stir fry.
Because Putin knows how reliant the west is on this tech and how easy it is to manipulate and take down.
🤨 Russia is lagging badly in the AI race — and Putin may be the reason.
The Times reports Vladimir Putin shuns the internet and smartphones, relying instead on landlines and printed briefings, slowing the country’s tech ambitions.
🔗 united24media.com/latest-news/...
The Times reports Vladimir Putin shuns the internet and smartphones, relying instead on landlines and printed briefings, slowing the country’s tech ambitions.
🔗 united24media.com/latest-news/...
January 31, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Because Putin knows how reliant the west is on this tech and how easy it is to manipulate and take down.
I did not expect the Jimmy Savilles at the end of 28 Years Later.
January 31, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I did not expect the Jimmy Savilles at the end of 28 Years Later.