Col
@bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social
Big daft sod.
I can type 300 wrods a minute.
Shockingly Mackem.
I can type 300 wrods a minute.
Shockingly Mackem.
Pinned
Tax people who DON'T like pineapple on pizzas.
You heard.
You heard.
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Tax people who DON'T like pineapple on pizzas.
You heard.
You heard.
Tax people who make snotty fried eggs.
In fact no, shoot the fuckers.
In fact no, shoot the fuckers.
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Tax people who make snotty fried eggs.
In fact no, shoot the fuckers.
In fact no, shoot the fuckers.
To me, the budget means I'll be putting House of Games on after Pointless because I can't be arsed with the news.
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
To me, the budget means I'll be putting House of Games on after Pointless because I can't be arsed with the news.
HOW BLOODY COLD IS IT?!?!
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
HOW BLOODY COLD IS IT?!?!
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If you’d be so kind as to share, I’d be *ever* so grateful.
If you’d be so kind as to share, I’d be *ever* so grateful.
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November 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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If you’d be so kind as to share, I’d be *ever* so grateful.
If you’d be so kind as to share, I’d be *ever* so grateful.
Do NOT engage in 4 restraints with a 28 year old man in violent crisis a week and a half after heart surgery.
Be told.
Be told.
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Do NOT engage in 4 restraints with a 28 year old man in violent crisis a week and a half after heart surgery.
Be told.
Be told.
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
1.Anal
2.Grindr
3.Friends
Huge if true.
1.Anal
2.Grindr
3.Friends
Huge if true.
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
1.Anal
2.Grindr
3.Friends
Huge if true.
1.Anal
2.Grindr
3.Friends
Huge if true.
@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social happy birthday cheeky xxx
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social happy birthday cheeky xxx
I was reading my timeline when my phone rang and shocked me and I pressed accept call then I picked up the TV remote and put it to my ear and said hello.
I was so confused for about 5 seconds.
Hold me.
Colin, 54 and so very tired.
I was so confused for about 5 seconds.
Hold me.
Colin, 54 and so very tired.
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I was reading my timeline when my phone rang and shocked me and I pressed accept call then I picked up the TV remote and put it to my ear and said hello.
I was so confused for about 5 seconds.
Hold me.
Colin, 54 and so very tired.
I was so confused for about 5 seconds.
Hold me.
Colin, 54 and so very tired.
Granda cuddles all afternoon.
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Granda cuddles all afternoon.
I've put a new coat hook up. It's not much but I feel good doing practical things again.
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I've put a new coat hook up. It's not much but I feel good doing practical things again.
If you see this, quote post with the energy you bring to Bluesky:
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If you see this, quote post with the energy you bring to Bluesky:
I always forget to take my lanyard off when I stop off at the supermarket after work and some prick always asks me where the peas are or something. It's always an old bloke as well, and they're always arsey when I say "I don't fucking know, dick head".
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I always forget to take my lanyard off when I stop off at the supermarket after work and some prick always asks me where the peas are or something. It's always an old bloke as well, and they're always arsey when I say "I don't fucking know, dick head".
I'm going to have a bottle of red and a Chinese tonight, like I'm a sad singleton in an dour 80s sitcom with music by that bloke called Black who did Wonderful Life.
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I'm going to have a bottle of red and a Chinese tonight, like I'm a sad singleton in an dour 80s sitcom with music by that bloke called Black who did Wonderful Life.
Walking around after a 45 minute journey on heated seats in the car doesn't half make you feel like you've heavily beshitted yourself.
(I've checked, I haven't)
(I've checked, I haven't)
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Walking around after a 45 minute journey on heated seats in the car doesn't half make you feel like you've heavily beshitted yourself.
(I've checked, I haven't)
(I've checked, I haven't)
1990 and 19 years old. Wearing old baggy jeans and a denim shirt unbuttoned. Arms raised and head down, dancing alone to I wanna be adored and just turning on.
Thanks mate, #RIPMani
Thanks mate, #RIPMani
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
1990 and 19 years old. Wearing old baggy jeans and a denim shirt unbuttoned. Arms raised and head down, dancing alone to I wanna be adored and just turning on.
Thanks mate, #RIPMani
Thanks mate, #RIPMani
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Love Spreads by The Stone Roses on Apple Music
Song · 1994 · Duration 5:47
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November 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Winter is for goths and Morrissey fans.
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Winter is for goths and Morrissey fans.
I need the spring. Colour, warmth, light. This cold pale death shroud over everything is depressing.
(I accept I can be overly dramatic at times)
(I accept I can be overly dramatic at times)
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I need the spring. Colour, warmth, light. This cold pale death shroud over everything is depressing.
(I accept I can be overly dramatic at times)
(I accept I can be overly dramatic at times)
The sky has shit even more white bollocks all over the place. I hate winter.
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 AM
The sky has shit even more white bollocks all over the place. I hate winter.
That is not a good sky. It's like a bruise.
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
That is not a good sky. It's like a bruise.
If #InternationalMensDay meant anything at all then I wouldn't have been asked to pick up a loaf on my way home and then be expected to eat a "heart healthy" baked fucking potato for my tea. It's all bullshit.
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
If #InternationalMensDay meant anything at all then I wouldn't have been asked to pick up a loaf on my way home and then be expected to eat a "heart healthy" baked fucking potato for my tea. It's all bullshit.
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On #InternationalMensDay, take a moment away from cracking jokes from the privileged perspective of cishet white people and think about the “international” aspect of it. 🧵
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 AM
On #InternationalMensDay, take a moment away from cracking jokes from the privileged perspective of cishet white people and think about the “international” aspect of it. 🧵
Can't wait to hit the A19 this morning, where everyone will be driving like it's a clear June morning and there's no other cars for 20 miles.
November 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Can't wait to hit the A19 this morning, where everyone will be driving like it's a clear June morning and there's no other cars for 20 miles.