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Col
@bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social
Big daft sod.
I can type 300 wrods a minute.
Shockingly Mackem.
Pinned
Fucking dog's been digging in the garden again.
Scrub my radish.
February 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
You'd try it though, wouldn't you.
Radish scrubber.
February 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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Pretty sure Inspector Gadget is around the corner.
Oh, it's been snowing here today.
November 27, 2024 at 7:58 PM
I miss DexterAlmighty. He was mental.
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Not bad, need to up my shits.
@bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social has swears! They've used 1,011 profanities in their last 6,074 posts.

🥇 "fucking" (301 times)
🥈 "fuck" (103 times)
🥉 "shit" (84 times)
February 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
February 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I bet you're sweating now ya cunt.
BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been formally reported to the police over allegations he was involved in the trafficking of a woman to the UK for sex in 2010
February 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
British people who watch the Superbowl.
a man with a mustache is talking to another man while two other men look on .
ALT: a man with a mustache is talking to another man while two other men look on .
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 6:26 PM
No pictures of me as a child but, this is who runs this account.
February 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
It's the moustache. Never trust a man in this day and age with a moustache.
February 2, 2026 at 4:34 PM
February 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I'm On Fire
open.spotify.com
January 31, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Just used a bread stick as a cigar to do a Jimmy Saville style UuuuUuuUuuh. Am I cancelled?
January 31, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Mrs Col loves making a stir fry and she's really good at them and I've never told her in 31 years, I really don't like stir fry.
January 31, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Because Putin knows how reliant the west is on this tech and how easy it is to manipulate and take down.
🤨 Russia is lagging badly in the AI race — and Putin may be the reason.

The Times reports Vladimir Putin shuns the internet and smartphones, relying instead on landlines and printed briefings, slowing the country’s tech ambitions.

🔗 united24media.com/latest-news/...
January 31, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I did not expect the Jimmy Savilles at the end of 28 Years Later.
January 31, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Who loves it when your mayonnaise is nearly run out and you fill the bottle with a bit of water to clean it out and then drink the delicious mayonnaise water?
January 31, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Aaron Taylor-Johnson's accent in 28 Years Later is really good.
January 31, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Where's the book, Pete?
January 30, 2026 at 10:28 PM
This is fucking awful #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Can you hear me Clem Fandango. Marvellous. #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 9:44 PM
All women are devil women to Cliff. #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 9:41 PM
He's on a little table in front of her here. Adorable. #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Put #TOTP on and I'm transported back to my childhood. I remember all these and I was only 5. Very weird.
January 30, 2026 at 9:29 PM