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Big daft sod.
I can type 300 wrods a minute.
Shockingly Mackem.
Pinned
Fucking dog's been digging in the garden again.
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Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
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November 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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My mum is President of a local Rotary Club & she’s holding a Santa’s grotto for the 250 children of a hotel housing refugees. They need help fundraising. If you’d like to help you can donate with this info:

Business Name: Rotary Benevolent
Sort: 30-97-17
Acc No: 39241560
Ref: Refugees Presents
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Absolutely loving Wu Yise Cockerellesque hair don't in the snooker. Extraordinary.
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
David Attenborough, berating me about the state of the planet to a back drop of animal snuff videos. It's just a bit much.
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Watching Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom and I've just seen actual dinosaurs eating people.

When did all this happen?
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
East Boldon Chop Suey House is the best Chinese Takeaway between the Wear and the Tyne.

(Not a sponsored post)
November 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz346bs
August 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Extraordinary result for the plucky Wearside boys in their iconic red and white.
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Just been to see baby Emily and tell her she's got a beautiful button nose but she lacks respect for her elders as she farted on my hand. A good time was had by all.
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Evergreen tweet/message.
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Although, yes, I am singing it, I feel I must, for clarity, inform you that I am not every woman.
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Up the bum, no babies.
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Jeff Lynne?
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Drop you as a New Wave album cover here...
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It's been FIERCE mild today.
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Tax people who DON'T like pineapple on pizzas.

You heard.
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Tax people who make snotty fried eggs.

In fact no, shoot the fuckers.
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
To me, the budget means I'll be putting House of Games on after Pointless because I can't be arsed with the news.
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
HOW BLOODY COLD IS IT?!?!
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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If you’d be so kind as to share, I’d be *ever* so grateful.
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November 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Do NOT engage in 4 restraints with a 28 year old man in violent crisis a week and a half after heart surgery.

Be told.
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.

1.Anal
2.Grindr
3.Friends

Huge if true.
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social happy birthday cheeky xxx
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I was reading my timeline when my phone rang and shocked me and I pressed accept call then I picked up the TV remote and put it to my ear and said hello.

I was so confused for about 5 seconds.

Hold me.

Colin, 54 and so very tired.
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM