Dexter Almighty
@dexteralmighty.bsky.social
Expecting that Mayor of Casterbridge post to bang hard.
December 6, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Expecting that Mayor of Casterbridge post to bang hard.
Now, I've spent most of my life drunk and have been in some horrendous states. But being so drunk that you sell your wife and child to a sailor at a fayre is next level drunk. #MayorofCasterbridge
December 6, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Now, I've spent most of my life drunk and have been in some horrendous states. But being so drunk that you sell your wife and child to a sailor at a fayre is next level drunk. #MayorofCasterbridge
Pretty sure Inspector Gadget is around the corner.
Oh, it's been snowing here today.
Oh, it's been snowing here today.
November 27, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Pretty sure Inspector Gadget is around the corner.
Oh, it's been snowing here today.
Oh, it's been snowing here today.
You can't even phone 911 these days.
November 21, 2024 at 6:53 AM
You can't even phone 911 these days.
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Colder than a witches labia majora on a ‘left outside overnight’ broomstick
November 20, 2024 at 7:09 AM
Colder than a witches labia majora on a ‘left outside overnight’ broomstick
The sky is actually violet
November 18, 2024 at 11:01 PM
The sky is actually violet
Don't want to go all "Twitter", but that Dominos advert needs shooting in the head
November 18, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Don't want to go all "Twitter", but that Dominos advert needs shooting in the head
Great win for a guy so young 👍
November 17, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Great win for a guy so young 👍
That. Was. Darts.
November 17, 2024 at 4:19 PM
That. Was. Darts.
I'm cold. So very, very cold.
November 17, 2024 at 2:58 PM
I'm cold. So very, very cold.
This place is great!
November 16, 2024 at 7:15 PM
This place is great!
Imagine in the King died now?
November 16, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Imagine in the King died now?
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This phrase also doubles up as the way to introduce Lionel Richie to a Geordie.
(Not sure this gag will travel, tbh. I apologise in advance)
(Not sure this gag will travel, tbh. I apologise in advance)
November 16, 2024 at 2:02 PM
This phrase also doubles up as the way to introduce Lionel Richie to a Geordie.
(Not sure this gag will travel, tbh. I apologise in advance)
(Not sure this gag will travel, tbh. I apologise in advance)
Disappointed that my porn bot followers will be missing out on this content
November 16, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Disappointed that my porn bot followers will be missing out on this content
Still amazed that The Bible was so specific in forbidding shops with 280 square metres of floor space to open for over 6 hours on a Sunday.
November 16, 2024 at 9:31 AM
Still amazed that The Bible was so specific in forbidding shops with 280 square metres of floor space to open for over 6 hours on a Sunday.
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Trousers. I forgot to wear trousers.
November 16, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Trousers. I forgot to wear trousers.
I have spent the last 30 minutes fruitlessly searching for a picture of a mouse dressed as Shakespeare. I will now try the internet.
November 16, 2024 at 9:18 AM
I have spent the last 30 minutes fruitlessly searching for a picture of a mouse dressed as Shakespeare. I will now try the internet.
Trousers. I forgot to wear trousers.
November 16, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Trousers. I forgot to wear trousers.