☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️
@captantagonist.bsky.social
This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
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I want to install a speaker system on my lighthouse so when it guides ships to shore it can start playing a siren song at the last minute.
All day training after a two week break is just secret paid nap time
January 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
All day training after a two week break is just secret paid nap time
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January 5, 2026 at 2:03 AM
🅑🅐🅓 🅕🅞🅡
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ⓖⓞⓞⓓ ⓕⓞⓡ
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spreading rumors about u. that ur very kind and have a good heart
January 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
spreading rumors about u. that ur very kind and have a good heart
You're allowed to interpret me however you like. Everyone is entitled to be wrong.
January 5, 2026 at 2:44 AM
You're allowed to interpret me however you like. Everyone is entitled to be wrong.
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I’m generally not an immediately likable person, I watch people with that magnetic quality and am so impressed. I tend to be more of a taste acquired through prolonged exposure or after more research is conducted
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I’m generally not an immediately likable person, I watch people with that magnetic quality and am so impressed. I tend to be more of a taste acquired through prolonged exposure or after more research is conducted
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Teach your child to swim, as someday they might be required to post through their tears.
January 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Teach your child to swim, as someday they might be required to post through their tears.
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Sorry I’m late and regret coming
January 5, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Sorry I’m late and regret coming
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The season of giving is over. Now its self care. Fix ya self..self love, bitches.
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
The season of giving is over. Now its self care. Fix ya self..self love, bitches.
Nobody self deprecates as poorly as Gaston
January 5, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Nobody self deprecates as poorly as Gaston
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I read your skeet and threw up in my mouth a little.
January 5, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I read your skeet and threw up in my mouth a little.
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Someone really needs to look out for your poor choices.
January 5, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Someone really needs to look out for your poor choices.
I can be the Temu man of your dreams
January 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I can be the Temu man of your dreams
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Me: how’s it going
Bluesky: EVERYTHINGS GREAT WE ARE BEING NORMAL IN SPITE OF YOUR PATRONIZING QUESTIONS YOU BITCH
Bluesky: EVERYTHINGS GREAT WE ARE BEING NORMAL IN SPITE OF YOUR PATRONIZING QUESTIONS YOU BITCH
I have never seen the responses to an innocuous post go zero to 60 like this before
January 4, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Me: how’s it going
Bluesky: EVERYTHINGS GREAT WE ARE BEING NORMAL IN SPITE OF YOUR PATRONIZING QUESTIONS YOU BITCH
Bluesky: EVERYTHINGS GREAT WE ARE BEING NORMAL IN SPITE OF YOUR PATRONIZING QUESTIONS YOU BITCH
Drifting apart at sea isn't so bad, you see. See what I did there? Poetically bypassed despair. Made the implication text and shared. The times, they change. Reality becomes deranged. Now I'm lost at sea, you see, and you're on shore. The world is crying "war." Havoc is slipping, care for more?
January 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Drifting apart at sea isn't so bad, you see. See what I did there? Poetically bypassed despair. Made the implication text and shared. The times, they change. Reality becomes deranged. Now I'm lost at sea, you see, and you're on shore. The world is crying "war." Havoc is slipping, care for more?
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Keep talking, asshole, I've been disassociating this whole time
January 4, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Keep talking, asshole, I've been disassociating this whole time
My therapist told me to stop writing steamy stories about you in my head, but what they don't know won't hurt them.
January 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
My therapist told me to stop writing steamy stories about you in my head, but what they don't know won't hurt them.
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Saying “I promise to never stop masturbating to you” during my wedding vows
January 4, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Saying “I promise to never stop masturbating to you” during my wedding vows
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Cthulhu walks up into the club all like "Hey," before releasing a torrent of deadly ink that has the frantic dancers scatter and groan.
January 4, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Cthulhu walks up into the club all like "Hey," before releasing a torrent of deadly ink that has the frantic dancers scatter and groan.
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*pulling the pin on the weekend grenade... monday never arrives*
January 4, 2026 at 10:54 PM
*pulling the pin on the weekend grenade... monday never arrives*
Telling someone they're one of a kind and then erasing the rest of humanity to prove a point.
A love story
A love story
January 4, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Telling someone they're one of a kind and then erasing the rest of humanity to prove a point.
A love story
A love story
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You Know What 😤: a memoir
January 4, 2026 at 10:16 PM
You Know What 😤: a memoir
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Paranormal extracurricular activities is when ghosts have sex
January 4, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Paranormal extracurricular activities is when ghosts have sex
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I wrote horrible format skeet mashups, please respond
January 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I wrote horrible format skeet mashups, please respond
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tonights lucky numbers are
φ e π γ √5
φ e π γ √5
January 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
tonights lucky numbers are
φ e π γ √5
φ e π γ √5