Steve Suckington
@stevesuckington.bsky.social
Stealer of lighters
Just my garbage:
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most liked garbage:
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Just my garbage:
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most liked garbage:
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jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
i haven’t been paying attention to current events. is everything still awful?
January 6, 2026 at 4:43 AM
i haven’t been paying attention to current events. is everything still awful?
sex with me is like bowling. there’s a lot of drinking and cursing. sticking your fingers in weird holes. you have to rent shoes
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
sex with me is like bowling. there’s a lot of drinking and cursing. sticking your fingers in weird holes. you have to rent shoes
DR: you have acute swimmers ear
ME: *blushing* aww thanks but why does it hurt?
ME: *blushing* aww thanks but why does it hurt?
January 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
DR: you have acute swimmers ear
ME: *blushing* aww thanks but why does it hurt?
ME: *blushing* aww thanks but why does it hurt?
“you can legally stab someone if you suspect they’re a Gary”
-no you can’t
[pulling knife from sheath] “sounds like something a Gary would say”
-no you can’t
[pulling knife from sheath] “sounds like something a Gary would say”
January 4, 2026 at 4:56 AM
“you can legally stab someone if you suspect they’re a Gary”
-no you can’t
[pulling knife from sheath] “sounds like something a Gary would say”
-no you can’t
[pulling knife from sheath] “sounds like something a Gary would say”
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.
In honor of that, what’s your favorite music video?
youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE?...
In honor of that, what’s your favorite music video?
youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE?...
January 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.
In honor of that, what’s your favorite music video?
youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE?...
In honor of that, what’s your favorite music video?
youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE?...
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What’s the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle
December 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
What’s the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle
patiently waiting for an evil corporation to buy me out
January 1, 2026 at 6:48 AM
patiently waiting for an evil corporation to buy me out
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could a depressed person do this?
[eats a third bagel]
[eats a third bagel]
October 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
could a depressed person do this?
[eats a third bagel]
[eats a third bagel]
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♫Shout
Shout
I’m short and stout
This is my handle and this is my spout
Pour on
I’m tipping for you
Pour on ♪
Shout
I’m short and stout
This is my handle and this is my spout
Pour on
I’m tipping for you
Pour on ♪
December 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
♫Shout
Shout
I’m short and stout
This is my handle and this is my spout
Pour on
I’m tipping for you
Pour on ♪
Shout
I’m short and stout
This is my handle and this is my spout
Pour on
I’m tipping for you
Pour on ♪
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joke's on you, bullies—there's nowhere I'd rather be than inside my locker
December 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
joke's on you, bullies—there's nowhere I'd rather be than inside my locker
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Me at 25: By middle age, you should own nice home and have a thriving showbiz career
Me at middle age: *in an okay apartment, very into squirrels*
Me at middle age: *in an okay apartment, very into squirrels*
December 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Me at 25: By middle age, you should own nice home and have a thriving showbiz career
Me at middle age: *in an okay apartment, very into squirrels*
Me at middle age: *in an okay apartment, very into squirrels*
ME: i love pizza
TOMBSTONE: you sure?
TOMBSTONE: you sure?
December 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
ME: i love pizza
TOMBSTONE: you sure?
TOMBSTONE: you sure?
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you: *moaning and writhing in pain*
me: [a musician] *quietly trying to find the harmony*
me: [a musician] *quietly trying to find the harmony*
December 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
you: *moaning and writhing in pain*
me: [a musician] *quietly trying to find the harmony*
me: [a musician] *quietly trying to find the harmony*
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thinking about growing one of those mustaches with the curly ends but idk if i can handle everyone wanting to have sex with me
December 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
thinking about growing one of those mustaches with the curly ends but idk if i can handle everyone wanting to have sex with me
still trying to figure out the logic of giving Mr potato head feet but no legs
December 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
still trying to figure out the logic of giving Mr potato head feet but no legs
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[watching a pro athlete drop a pass]
me: *eating spaghettios for dinner* “what a loser”
me: *eating spaghettios for dinner* “what a loser”
December 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
[watching a pro athlete drop a pass]
me: *eating spaghettios for dinner* “what a loser”
me: *eating spaghettios for dinner* “what a loser”
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I put on my pants just like everyone else: contemplating how one day everyone I’ve ever loved will die
August 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I put on my pants just like everyone else: contemplating how one day everyone I’ve ever loved will die
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damn that baby looks cool as hell
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
damn that baby looks cool as hell
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sorry, i cant come over, i put a sweatshirt over a long sleeve tshirt and neither of them feel right around my neck and shoulders now
December 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
sorry, i cant come over, i put a sweatshirt over a long sleeve tshirt and neither of them feel right around my neck and shoulders now
[watching a pro athlete drop a pass]
me: *eating spaghettios for dinner* “what a loser”
me: *eating spaghettios for dinner* “what a loser”
December 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
[watching a pro athlete drop a pass]
me: *eating spaghettios for dinner* “what a loser”
me: *eating spaghettios for dinner* “what a loser”
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brb gonna go do some sick math tricks on my abacus
November 30, 2024 at 5:20 PM
brb gonna go do some sick math tricks on my abacus
thinking about growing one of those mustaches with the curly ends but idk if i can handle everyone wanting to have sex with me
December 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
thinking about growing one of those mustaches with the curly ends but idk if i can handle everyone wanting to have sex with me
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this is basically wicked: part two
December 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
this is basically wicked: part two
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Listening to an older song.
Top YouTube comment:
My husband loved this song. He listened to it over and over while the light in his eyes dimmed. Had to turn it up loud to hear it over the sound of his agonised screams towards the end. Can't hear it without crying now. Music is great.
Top YouTube comment:
My husband loved this song. He listened to it over and over while the light in his eyes dimmed. Had to turn it up loud to hear it over the sound of his agonised screams towards the end. Can't hear it without crying now. Music is great.
December 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Listening to an older song.
Top YouTube comment:
My husband loved this song. He listened to it over and over while the light in his eyes dimmed. Had to turn it up loud to hear it over the sound of his agonised screams towards the end. Can't hear it without crying now. Music is great.
Top YouTube comment:
My husband loved this song. He listened to it over and over while the light in his eyes dimmed. Had to turn it up loud to hear it over the sound of his agonised screams towards the end. Can't hear it without crying now. Music is great.