Steve Suckington
@stevesuckington.bsky.social
Stealer of lighters
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jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
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To: All Staff
Subject: Ted Danson's Hair
Ted Danson's Cheers era hair will be on display in the mammal house through April and move to the aviary for nesting season.
Subject: Ted Danson's Hair
Ted Danson's Cheers era hair will be on display in the mammal house through April and move to the aviary for nesting season.
February 17, 2026 at 2:17 AM
To: All Staff
Subject: Ted Danson's Hair
Ted Danson's Cheers era hair will be on display in the mammal house through April and move to the aviary for nesting season.
Subject: Ted Danson's Hair
Ted Danson's Cheers era hair will be on display in the mammal house through April and move to the aviary for nesting season.
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If I'm so dumb how does my body know when it's a full moon
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
If I'm so dumb how does my body know when it's a full moon
eat a dick? ok maybe i can see it.
but eat a BAG of dicks? well now you’re just being ridiculous
but eat a BAG of dicks? well now you’re just being ridiculous
February 14, 2026 at 7:08 AM
eat a dick? ok maybe i can see it.
but eat a BAG of dicks? well now you’re just being ridiculous
but eat a BAG of dicks? well now you’re just being ridiculous
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Finally bit the bullet, moving to the country to eat a shitload of peaches
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Finally bit the bullet, moving to the country to eat a shitload of peaches
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mfer forgot the word humidifier and asked if the air wetter was on
February 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
mfer forgot the word humidifier and asked if the air wetter was on
[taking a survey]
"sex?"
yes please
"no, I mean male or female"
either is fine really. whoever will have me
"sex?"
yes please
"no, I mean male or female"
either is fine really. whoever will have me
February 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
[taking a survey]
"sex?"
yes please
"no, I mean male or female"
either is fine really. whoever will have me
"sex?"
yes please
"no, I mean male or female"
either is fine really. whoever will have me
damn girl are you the McDonald’s app? because what’s your deal today?
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 AM
damn girl are you the McDonald’s app? because what’s your deal today?
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he died doing what he loved… teaching bears to high five
February 1, 2026 at 5:50 AM
he died doing what he loved… teaching bears to high five
big day tomorrow for people who love yelling at their tv
February 8, 2026 at 7:10 AM
big day tomorrow for people who love yelling at their tv
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me, before sports betting was legal in my state: who cares let people do what they want
me, 1 month after sports betting is legal: *watching Korean table tennis at 4am* OH FUCK YOU JANG WOO!!
me, 1 month after sports betting is legal: *watching Korean table tennis at 4am* OH FUCK YOU JANG WOO!!
February 3, 2026 at 5:31 AM
me, before sports betting was legal in my state: who cares let people do what they want
me, 1 month after sports betting is legal: *watching Korean table tennis at 4am* OH FUCK YOU JANG WOO!!
me, 1 month after sports betting is legal: *watching Korean table tennis at 4am* OH FUCK YOU JANG WOO!!
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my haters will be enraged to know i've had a lovely friday
February 6, 2026 at 11:20 PM
my haters will be enraged to know i've had a lovely friday
JFC = JOHN FUCKIN CANDY
February 6, 2026 at 6:49 AM
JFC = JOHN FUCKIN CANDY
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jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
February 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
[cheerleading tryouts]
me: *farting into a megaphone*
coach: *in walkie talkie* “he’s back but wearing a fake mustache”
me: *farting into a megaphone*
coach: *in walkie talkie* “he’s back but wearing a fake mustache”
February 6, 2026 at 6:23 AM
[cheerleading tryouts]
me: *farting into a megaphone*
coach: *in walkie talkie* “he’s back but wearing a fake mustache”
me: *farting into a megaphone*
coach: *in walkie talkie* “he’s back but wearing a fake mustache”
just read JFC as KFC and now i can’t sleep without some chicken
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 AM
just read JFC as KFC and now i can’t sleep without some chicken
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[interrupting my opponent during rap battle] That’s not grammatically correct
February 6, 2026 at 5:03 AM
[interrupting my opponent during rap battle] That’s not grammatically correct
need advice: how do you guys deal when your friend is in a healthy happy relationship and can no longer contribute to being a miserable piece of shit duo?
February 6, 2026 at 5:45 AM
need advice: how do you guys deal when your friend is in a healthy happy relationship and can no longer contribute to being a miserable piece of shit duo?
me, before sports betting was legal in my state: who cares let people do what they want
me, 1 month after sports betting is legal: *watching Korean table tennis at 4am* OH FUCK YOU JANG WOO!!
me, 1 month after sports betting is legal: *watching Korean table tennis at 4am* OH FUCK YOU JANG WOO!!
February 3, 2026 at 5:31 AM
me, before sports betting was legal in my state: who cares let people do what they want
me, 1 month after sports betting is legal: *watching Korean table tennis at 4am* OH FUCK YOU JANG WOO!!
me, 1 month after sports betting is legal: *watching Korean table tennis at 4am* OH FUCK YOU JANG WOO!!
“when you’re here you’re family”
-me, bombing my audition for a fazolis commercial
-me, bombing my audition for a fazolis commercial
February 3, 2026 at 5:23 AM
“when you’re here you’re family”
-me, bombing my audition for a fazolis commercial
-me, bombing my audition for a fazolis commercial
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please👏do👏not👏wear👏a👏hoodie👏if👏you👏aren't👏committed👏to👏making👏the👏hoodie👏strings👏the👏same👏length👏
February 2, 2026 at 8:49 PM
please👏do👏not👏wear👏a👏hoodie👏if👏you👏aren't👏committed👏to👏making👏the👏hoodie👏strings👏the👏same👏length👏
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So wait, I have to clean my vacuum after I clean? I vacuum then I have to empty it, wash filters, etc. WHERE DOES THIS CYCLE END?!
February 2, 2026 at 4:26 PM
So wait, I have to clean my vacuum after I clean? I vacuum then I have to empty it, wash filters, etc. WHERE DOES THIS CYCLE END?!
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Just please don't let Grimace show up in the Epstein files
February 3, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Just please don't let Grimace show up in the Epstein files
*putting out a bowl of license plates for the great white I’m sharksitting*
February 1, 2026 at 6:22 AM
*putting out a bowl of license plates for the great white I’m sharksitting*
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watching paint dry is actually pretty fun if you’re in a small room with no ventilation
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 AM
watching paint dry is actually pretty fun if you’re in a small room with no ventilation
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sorry I’ve been absent lately.
I realized I was spending too much time on here and not enough time tending to my other, more destructive addictions
I realized I was spending too much time on here and not enough time tending to my other, more destructive addictions
January 31, 2026 at 9:26 AM
sorry I’ve been absent lately.
I realized I was spending too much time on here and not enough time tending to my other, more destructive addictions
I realized I was spending too much time on here and not enough time tending to my other, more destructive addictions