Lizzy
@stonedeva.bsky.social
crocs enthusiast, cat lady
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
Pinned
at the age where I need someone to love me for my mind
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people will cancel plans with you just to stay at home in bed…
I am people
I am people
January 27, 2026 at 2:32 PM
people will cancel plans with you just to stay at home in bed…
I am people
I am people
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If this isn’t my circus, why did I name the monkeys?
January 26, 2026 at 6:39 AM
If this isn’t my circus, why did I name the monkeys?
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Can I get you a softer social media to step into?
January 24, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Can I get you a softer social media to step into?
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I wanted to surprise my friends attending this year’s Premature Ejaculation Society Annual Ball by decorating the hall before they all arrived but unfortunately everyone came early.
May 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I wanted to surprise my friends attending this year’s Premature Ejaculation Society Annual Ball by decorating the hall before they all arrived but unfortunately everyone came early.
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*brings my mom to meet my therapist*
Me: See?
Therapist: ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ
Me: See?
Therapist: ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ
September 20, 2024 at 8:36 AM
*brings my mom to meet my therapist*
Me: See?
Therapist: ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ
Me: See?
Therapist: ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ
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I know there’s a lot going on in the world right now but do you guys wanna spend some quality time debating semantics and policing one another’s language so that we can divert the actual discussion but pretend it’s because we are so involved and engaged or nah
January 24, 2026 at 8:59 AM
I know there’s a lot going on in the world right now but do you guys wanna spend some quality time debating semantics and policing one another’s language so that we can divert the actual discussion but pretend it’s because we are so involved and engaged or nah
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Lucid dreaming? Thanks I'm already awake in a nightmare
January 23, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Lucid dreaming? Thanks I'm already awake in a nightmare
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Me at 20: I want to make a difference in the world
Me at 40: maybe if I stand really still and never speak again, I won’t fuck anything else up
Me at 40: maybe if I stand really still and never speak again, I won’t fuck anything else up
July 4, 2023 at 2:03 AM
Me at 20: I want to make a difference in the world
Me at 40: maybe if I stand really still and never speak again, I won’t fuck anything else up
Me at 40: maybe if I stand really still and never speak again, I won’t fuck anything else up
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me at 20: *owns three pairs of pants*
me at 40: we need a 5th crockpot
me at 40: we need a 5th crockpot
January 20, 2026 at 6:34 AM
me at 20: *owns three pairs of pants*
me at 40: we need a 5th crockpot
me at 40: we need a 5th crockpot
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babe u would be so good at getting eaten by a predator
January 23, 2026 at 8:15 PM
babe u would be so good at getting eaten by a predator
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Oh, also not paying fed taxes this year (for 2025). I’ll just dismiss having earned an income.
January 24, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Oh, also not paying fed taxes this year (for 2025). I’ll just dismiss having earned an income.
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creating a hybrid of "horny" and "corny."
"chorny"
"chorny"
January 24, 2026 at 4:01 AM
creating a hybrid of "horny" and "corny."
"chorny"
"chorny"
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The world is ablaze we should be kissing
January 23, 2026 at 7:20 PM
The world is ablaze we should be kissing
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watch the downfall of capitalism and chill? 👀
January 24, 2026 at 2:08 AM
watch the downfall of capitalism and chill? 👀
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accepting all cookies
a woman in a blue scrub is sitting at a desk with a laptop and says use me .
Alt: elliot from scrubs saying "use me" and making longful gestures
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2026 at 12:41 AM
accepting all cookies
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The most fun happens without commonsense.
January 24, 2026 at 6:38 AM
The most fun happens without commonsense.
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If I xoxo you it’s a defensive formation
January 23, 2026 at 1:11 PM
If I xoxo you it’s a defensive formation
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"I lost my annual report!"
"Did you check your pocket?"
"It was... it was in my pocket."
"Did you check your pocket?"
"It was... it was in my pocket."
January 20, 2026 at 8:12 PM
"I lost my annual report!"
"Did you check your pocket?"
"It was... it was in my pocket."
"Did you check your pocket?"
"It was... it was in my pocket."
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Put on any movie from the early 90s and Samuel L. Jackson will be in at least one scene
January 23, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Put on any movie from the early 90s and Samuel L. Jackson will be in at least one scene
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I didn’t become cold. I became selective with my energy.
January 24, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I didn’t become cold. I became selective with my energy.
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Only a handful of you have me unmuted, which is fair because I only have about five of you unmuted.
January 23, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Only a handful of you have me unmuted, which is fair because I only have about five of you unmuted.
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Got my emergency rations. Bring it ❄️💪
January 24, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Got my emergency rations. Bring it ❄️💪
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maybe the universe is just
as afraid of us as we are of it
as afraid of us as we are of it
January 24, 2026 at 5:31 AM
maybe the universe is just
as afraid of us as we are of it
as afraid of us as we are of it
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Trying to fool myself into a better mood.
January 23, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Trying to fool myself into a better mood.
at the age where I need someone to love me for my mind
January 24, 2026 at 6:05 AM
at the age where I need someone to love me for my mind