Lizzy
@stonedeva.bsky.social
crocs enthusiast, cat lady
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
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The beatings will continue until I'm tired of beating you.
-me, playing Scrabble
-me, playing Scrabble
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No wonder the political media failed us so hard they’re all fucking everybody
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
No wonder the political media failed us so hard they’re all fucking everybody
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The thing about imposter syndrome is that the people who should be afflicted by it most severely are inevitably immune.
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The thing about imposter syndrome is that the people who should be afflicted by it most severely are inevitably immune.
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We are truly in a golden age of whatever this shit is.
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
We are truly in a golden age of whatever this shit is.
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If I had kids, like more than one, I'd definitely have a favorite. More importantly, I'd have a least favorite.
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If I had kids, like more than one, I'd definitely have a favorite. More importantly, I'd have a least favorite.
Noticed my fitness tracker counts each rotation of the hula hoop as a step. I may never leave the apartment again
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Noticed my fitness tracker counts each rotation of the hula hoop as a step. I may never leave the apartment again
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so at what age will the growing emotional bagage start to fill in the void?
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
so at what age will the growing emotional bagage start to fill in the void?
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a leftist dating app....
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
a leftist dating app....
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at my think tank we think about dogs and books and nature and weed
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
at my think tank we think about dogs and books and nature and weed
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My head just exploded. One candy per child, please.
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My head just exploded. One candy per child, please.
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Anyone else glad they didn't serve donkey at The First Thanksgiving?
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Anyone else glad they didn't serve donkey at The First Thanksgiving?
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What's a movie you never tire of?
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 AM
What's a movie you never tire of?
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Memory foam never forgets your favourite positions
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Memory foam never forgets your favourite positions
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Everybody makes fun of weighted blankets until they need to dump a body in a river.
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Everybody makes fun of weighted blankets until they need to dump a body in a river.
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I still carry a torch for my old flame.
- a pyromaniac love story
- a pyromaniac love story
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I still carry a torch for my old flame.
- a pyromaniac love story
- a pyromaniac love story
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In a room with no windows you can never be sure if you’re drinking a tequila sunrise or a tequila sunset.
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
In a room with no windows you can never be sure if you’re drinking a tequila sunrise or a tequila sunset.
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It’s not just a baggage claim. It’s a baggage FACT.
November 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It’s not just a baggage claim. It’s a baggage FACT.
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"our presidents are sucking each other off? what even is this country?" ~someone walking into a masonic lodge in the 1800's
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
"our presidents are sucking each other off? what even is this country?" ~someone walking into a masonic lodge in the 1800's
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ok, i’m back, i think bluesky learned its lesson
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
ok, i’m back, i think bluesky learned its lesson
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Hey I warned you in the bio.
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Hey I warned you in the bio.
Don't ask me how I slept unless you want the hourly play-by-play
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Don't ask me how I slept unless you want the hourly play-by-play
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“fuck it like it owes you money”
Monday
Monday
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“fuck it like it owes you money”
Monday
Monday
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crazy how you can forget so many of the people you went to school with but remember the name of the kid who had an absurdly loud sneeze. Chris Clark you will always be famous to me
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
crazy how you can forget so many of the people you went to school with but remember the name of the kid who had an absurdly loud sneeze. Chris Clark you will always be famous to me
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November 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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The only thing Bluesky has taught me is that most people are undiagnosed
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The only thing Bluesky has taught me is that most people are undiagnosed
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