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Lizzy
@stonedeva.bsky.social
14K followers 1.4K following 7K posts
crocs enthusiast, cat lady

my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · Dec 9
How the Grinch stole your catalytic converter then hawked it for meth in order to start an assisted living facility not covered by Medicare
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shade5.bsky.social
Found a faded five dollar bill in the pocket of my jeans so yes I'm guilty of money laundering.
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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shade5.bsky.social
Even the most trivial, juvenile decisions are made to divide us.
December 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
stonedeva.bsky.social
Magnifying mirrors are the best. How else would I know my chin mole actually has 3 hairs growing out of it now
December 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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patnspankme.bsky.social
something to the effect of having to put it together… in order to make an Ikea joke
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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ashleysays.bsky.social
🎵 and on the 5th day of Christmas, she threw his body in the river and took off with the golden rings 🎵
December 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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jimstewart.bsky.social
We are all residents of the land of forgotten toys.
December 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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cm2568.bsky.social
Bears are so fucking smart to hibernate for the winter.
December 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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funkelly.bsky.social
your honor when you said I may approach the bench I assumed I would get uppies to get there
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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weeder.bsky.social
Bluesky profiles should let you list an emergency contact
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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shrekromancer.gay
staring forlornly out of a window, wondering when my serotonin will return from the war, but knowing in my heart that I will never see it again
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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emceekayvee.bsky.social
What if we kissed at the combination Car Wash / Sushi Bar
A business sign says “CAR WASH & SUSHI BAR”
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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shadowham.bsky.social
as an act of good faith, i will now vanish into the howling abyss
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
stonedeva.bsky.social
PSA: no one likes sloppy gift wrapping... do better
A tuxedo cat sitting near a xmas tree and a roll of wrapping paper staring intently
December 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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jediofgallifrey.bsky.social
Honored to recieve the USA Rugby League Medal For Literature, it was a long time coming
December 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
etsy witches do something!!
wario64.bsky.social Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 1d
Netflix Wins the Warner Bros. Discovery Bidding War, Enters Exclusive Deal Talks (Netflix offering $30 a share and a $5 billion break-up fee) www.thewrap.com/netflix-wins...
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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catbus.phd
greatest mural ever?
it's in the running
mural of a black and white tuxedo cat taking up the whole end wall of an apartment building At 34‑35 Rugiańska Street in Szczecin, a new mural has been created honouring the legendary cat Gacek – a black and white icon of the city. The artwork was created using photocatalytic paints which, under sunlight, help purify the air. For years Gacek lived near Kaszubska Street, where a dedicated wooden shelter stood and where he became a beloved figure among residents, tourists and the media alike. In 2023, due to health concerns, he was brought into care and found a home. The Gacek mural is a one-of-a-kind initiative in Poland – no other city has created a piece of street art that both honours a local animal celebrity and actively contributes to environmental protection. Once again, Szczecin proves it can surprise with ideas that are both meaningful and practical. same mural seen from a distance, the mural is at the top of a flight of stairs leading up a grassy hill and it looks like a gigantic cat is sitting there looking at you At 34‑35 Rugiańska Street in Szczecin, a new mural has been created honouring the legendary cat Gacek – a black and white icon of the city. The artwork was created using photocatalytic paints which, under sunlight, help purify the air. For years Gacek lived near Kaszubska Street, where a dedicated wooden shelter stood and where he became a beloved figure among residents, tourists and the media alike. In 2023, due to health concerns, he was brought into care and found a home. The Gacek mural is a one-of-a-kind initiative in Poland – no other city has created a piece of street art that both honours a local animal celebrity and actively contributes to environmental protection. Once again, Szczecin proves it can surprise with ideas that are both meaningful and practical.
December 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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themorrancave.bsky.social
Any guesses on where Nuzzi will end up? Is Dancing With the Stars still a thing?
Vanity Fair and Olivia Nuzzi ‘mutually’ agree to part ways after new RFK Jr. claims
The departure comes after Nuzzi’s ex-fiancé published a series of blistering Substack posts accusing her of journalistic ethical violations.
www.independent.co.uk
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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kellalena.bsky.social
When someone has “taken” in their bio, they got abducted by aliens.
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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patnspankme.bsky.social
It’s so cold out I actually drove my car to work using my nipples to steer.
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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milesklee.bsky.social
Animaniacs please do something
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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blairloudly.bsky.social
gyms cost a lot but anxiety attacks are free your heart rate doesnt know the difference
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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leesha.bsky.social
Licensed to [be mentally] ill
July 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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stevecantsmell.bsky.social
What's with all the adorable pet photos, today? I don't want to see a bunch of photos of all of your cute pets sleeping or sporting sweaters. Nope.

I'm also not going to spend the afternoon browsing the local Humane Society site humming "in the arms of an angel🎶"
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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invisihole.bsky.social
As my cats like to say "bitch. please."
December 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM