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@shadowham.bsky.social
🧀 unapologetic cheese worship
🖤 devotee of dumplings and darkness
🐦⬛ oakland, ca
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🖤 devotee of dumplings and darkness
🐦⬛ oakland, ca
👻 shadow ham shuffle https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:krsvj57mgm7jnel55w3ttld7/feed/aaaliaztv6kei
🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
Pinned
using the dark arts to bring a gingerbread man to life
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jfc my handler forgot to put fresh water in my bowl
December 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
jfc my handler forgot to put fresh water in my bowl
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nothingmaxxing. grinding in the void
December 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
nothingmaxxing. grinding in the void
your own
personal
meat sweats
personal
meat sweats
December 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
your own
personal
meat sweats
personal
meat sweats
thawing a frozen caveman & teaching them the ways of partying should be an event in the winter olympics
December 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
thawing a frozen caveman & teaching them the ways of partying should be an event in the winter olympics
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Toyotathon started as a pagan holiday
December 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Toyotathon started as a pagan holiday
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just a reminder the 3 wise men in one area is highly unlikely
December 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
just a reminder the 3 wise men in one area is highly unlikely
the magic of christmas allows you to eat as many cookies as you want with no consequences
December 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
the magic of christmas allows you to eat as many cookies as you want with no consequences
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word on the street is illegible
December 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
word on the street is illegible
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You gang should really look into how I post so good. I don't understand it either. it's scary good. Please help me?
December 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
You gang should really look into how I post so good. I don't understand it either. it's scary good. Please help me?
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the yule log contains whimsical powers we do not fully understand. careful with that son of a bitch
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
the yule log contains whimsical powers we do not fully understand. careful with that son of a bitch
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Bro, you're not even casting an ominous cloud of despair over the festivities, are you okay?
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Bro, you're not even casting an ominous cloud of despair over the festivities, are you okay?
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Congratulations to me for eating 24 mini muffins then falling asleep in a revolving door
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Congratulations to me for eating 24 mini muffins then falling asleep in a revolving door
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another year with no pygmy goat shaped packages under the tree 😔
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
another year with no pygmy goat shaped packages under the tree 😔
slow dancing with a christmas ham (my cat)
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
slow dancing with a christmas ham (my cat)
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whimsical christmas loaf
December 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
whimsical christmas loaf
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the cdc has reclassified all christmas decorations as food
December 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
the cdc has reclassified all christmas decorations as food
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Let’s exchange scented soaps and pretend none of this ever happened
December 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Let’s exchange scented soaps and pretend none of this ever happened
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it’s christmas eve and my grandpa just ate 7 fucken hotdogs
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
it’s christmas eve and my grandpa just ate 7 fucken hotdogs
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I can feel myself going into grinch mode but my heart is getting three sizes smaller. reverse grinch
December 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I can feel myself going into grinch mode but my heart is getting three sizes smaller. reverse grinch
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Sorry I replied to your exclamation of happy holidays with a full throated primal scream.
December 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Sorry I replied to your exclamation of happy holidays with a full throated primal scream.
hope my boss doesn’t already have this ancient curse
December 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
hope my boss doesn’t already have this ancient curse
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getting railed by one ghost after another tonight like yes bitch make me see the error of my ways
December 25, 2024 at 7:29 AM
getting railed by one ghost after another tonight like yes bitch make me see the error of my ways
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All I want for Christmas is the love I deserve and the fresh blood of my enemies.
December 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
All I want for Christmas is the love I deserve and the fresh blood of my enemies.
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using the dark arts to bring a gingerbread man to life
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
using the dark arts to bring a gingerbread man to life
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I may be exhausted but I’m also exhausting. It’s about balance
December 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I may be exhausted but I’m also exhausting. It’s about balance