Stupid McDummy
@kilojuless.bsky.social
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Stupid McDummy
@kilojuless.bsky.social
· Dec 22
You’re either frolicking in this field with me, or frolicking in this field against me
it's time for the mash potato man
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 AM
it's time for the mash potato man
i'm just a little guy you can't be mad at me
November 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i'm just a little guy you can't be mad at me
a backside attack is when a nucleophile approaches the substrate from the side opposite the leaving group
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
a backside attack is when a nucleophile approaches the substrate from the side opposite the leaving group
i crucially crushed a pizza before strategically going to work
November 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
i crucially crushed a pizza before strategically going to work
every universes got one - a hot thick dish
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
every universes got one - a hot thick dish
call me confetti the way i be poppin' outta dat tube
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
call me confetti the way i be poppin' outta dat tube
In real life elastigirl would have a lot of problems
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
In real life elastigirl would have a lot of problems
I like that i can just type here publicly the intensely private and weird things i say only to myself, solely to make my own self laugh, when no one else is around or listening.
I'm glad I can have a place to reread them later and then laugh again at my own company & weirdness.
I'm glad I can have a place to reread them later and then laugh again at my own company & weirdness.
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I like that i can just type here publicly the intensely private and weird things i say only to myself, solely to make my own self laugh, when no one else is around or listening.
I'm glad I can have a place to reread them later and then laugh again at my own company & weirdness.
I'm glad I can have a place to reread them later and then laugh again at my own company & weirdness.
Why, it's none other than John Chicken, author of the beloved
Chicken soup for the soul.
Chicken soup for the soul.
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Why, it's none other than John Chicken, author of the beloved
Chicken soup for the soul.
Chicken soup for the soul.
can i interest you in some forever nuts?
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
can i interest you in some forever nuts?
what about the parental control? do you have control of the parentals? I suggest you do
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
what about the parental control? do you have control of the parentals? I suggest you do
i wish i had a good girl to miss me
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
i wish i had a good girl to miss me
apologies my good bitch
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
apologies my good bitch
Border Agent: Reason for travel?
Me: The McRib is back for a limited time only, officer.
Me: The McRib is back for a limited time only, officer.
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Border Agent: Reason for travel?
Me: The McRib is back for a limited time only, officer.
Me: The McRib is back for a limited time only, officer.
My dad McDipped and never McCameBack
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My dad McDipped and never McCameBack
Mom how many people can I legally have over
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Mom how many people can I legally have over
My father McLeft to go get some McMilk
November 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My father McLeft to go get some McMilk
i wish i could go back into baby consciousness
November 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
i wish i could go back into baby consciousness
being a baby is such a trip
November 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
being a baby is such a trip
pee pee time - the time when we go pee pee
November 2, 2025 at 8:04 AM
pee pee time - the time when we go pee pee