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Stupid McDummy
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I work in drug checking
Pinned
You’re either frolicking in this field with me, or frolicking in this field against me
it's time for the mash potato man
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 AM
i'm just a little guy you can't be mad at me
November 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
a backside attack is when a nucleophile approaches the substrate from the side opposite the leaving group
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
i crucially crushed a pizza before strategically going to work
November 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
every universes got one - a hot thick dish
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
call me confetti the way i be poppin' outta dat tube
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
In real life elastigirl would have a lot of problems
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Mule Mode
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I like that i can just type here publicly the intensely private and weird things i say only to myself, solely to make my own self laugh, when no one else is around or listening.

I'm glad I can have a place to reread them later and then laugh again at my own company & weirdness.
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Why, it's none other than John Chicken, author of the beloved
Chicken soup for the soul.
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 AM
can i interest you in some forever nuts?
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
what about the parental control? do you have control of the parentals? I suggest you do
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
i wish i had a good girl to miss me
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
seeking soup
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Double trouble
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
apologies my good bitch
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Border Agent: Reason for travel?

Me: The McRib is back for a limited time only, officer.
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My dad McDipped and never McCameBack
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Mom how many people can I legally have over
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My father McLeft to go get some McMilk
November 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
McMilk
November 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
murder mittens
November 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
i wish i could go back into baby consciousness
November 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
being a baby is such a trip
November 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
pee pee time - the time when we go pee pee
November 2, 2025 at 8:04 AM