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@shadowham.bsky.social
🧀 unapologetic cheese worship
🖤 devotee of dumplings and darkness
🐦⬛ oakland, ca
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🖤 devotee of dumplings and darkness
🐦⬛ oakland, ca
👻 shadow ham shuffle https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:krsvj57mgm7jnel55w3ttld7/feed/aaaliaztv6kei
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Pinned
let the gravy just shower over you
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Irrationally distraught that I don’t have a cool raven reminding me to do shit throughout the day.
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Irrationally distraught that I don’t have a cool raven reminding me to do shit throughout the day.
making it rain kohl’s cash in the void
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
making it rain kohl’s cash in the void
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I need a savoury girl snack plate right N O W
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I need a savoury girl snack plate right N O W
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Coffee, cheese, chocolate, bread, and wine.
These are the only food groups from now until after the new year.
Unless it’s Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner.
These are the only food groups from now until after the new year.
Unless it’s Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner.
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Coffee, cheese, chocolate, bread, and wine.
These are the only food groups from now until after the new year.
Unless it’s Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner.
These are the only food groups from now until after the new year.
Unless it’s Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner.
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Never forget:
Cries rhymes with fries.
Cries rhymes with fries.
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Never forget:
Cries rhymes with fries.
Cries rhymes with fries.
[slides u a briefcase filled with spaghetti]
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
[slides u a briefcase filled with spaghetti]
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I like visiting my ancestral home
(dives head first into bog)
(dives head first into bog)
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I like visiting my ancestral home
(dives head first into bog)
(dives head first into bog)
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they slathered me with butter and put me in the oven
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
they slathered me with butter and put me in the oven
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live, laugh, launch my corpse into outer space
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
live, laugh, launch my corpse into outer space
can we at least turn the chemtrails up?
i don’t feel shit
i don’t feel shit
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
can we at least turn the chemtrails up?
i don’t feel shit
i don’t feel shit
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Support your local flaws, imperfections, mistakes and food banks
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Support your local flaws, imperfections, mistakes and food banks
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naked taters in your area need to be buttered
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
naked taters in your area need to be buttered
dessert season is upon us. i can feel it in my scones
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
dessert season is upon us. i can feel it in my scones
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I would prefer cheese tray over flowers, every damn time
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I would prefer cheese tray over flowers, every damn time
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This year I’ll be serving gravy with a mood stabilizer reduction
November 22, 2024 at 1:23 PM
This year I’ll be serving gravy with a mood stabilizer reduction
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You deserve to be happy. I mean, it's not going to happen, but you deserve it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You deserve to be happy. I mean, it's not going to happen, but you deserve it.
all these sirens are freaking out the thing that lives in the wall
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 AM
all these sirens are freaking out the thing that lives in the wall
don’t even talk to me until i’ve had my night potato
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
don’t even talk to me until i’ve had my night potato
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At Claire's getting my veil pierced
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
At Claire's getting my veil pierced
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Time to fill the void in my soul with pizza.
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Time to fill the void in my soul with pizza.
without revealing your age stfu
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
without revealing your age stfu
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started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)
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Am I fundamentally unlovable or do I just need a couple more hours of sleep? The world may never know
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Am I fundamentally unlovable or do I just need a couple more hours of sleep? The world may never know
putting your baby on the phone should be a misdemeanor at the very least
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
putting your baby on the phone should be a misdemeanor at the very least
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Cracking my joints, shaking them, then putting them in the freezer so they glow longer
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Cracking my joints, shaking them, then putting them in the freezer so they glow longer