Savascha
@savascha.bsky.social
Yet another middle aged non-binary person.
Not a girl, they/them. Queer as in fuck you.
Utahn in Switzerland.
PFP by @slimemildred.bsky.social
Not a girl, they/them. Queer as in fuck you.
Utahn in Switzerland.
PFP by @slimemildred.bsky.social
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Savascha
@savascha.bsky.social
· Jan 12
*kicks your front door open*
Hey fucko, I’m gonna love you so hard, your great grandkids will be born feeling cherished
*gives you a little kiss on your forehead*
Hey fucko, I’m gonna love you so hard, your great grandkids will be born feeling cherished
*gives you a little kiss on your forehead*
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somebody bring me my fuzzy socks and the good pharmaceuticals
November 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
somebody bring me my fuzzy socks and the good pharmaceuticals
This delights me so much every year
Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
November 2, 2025 at 11:30 AM
This delights me so much every year
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Me: read it again but this time do the voices
Priest:
Whole Congregation: VOICES! 👏VOICES! 👏VOICES!👏
Priest:
Whole Congregation: VOICES! 👏VOICES! 👏VOICES!👏
November 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Me: read it again but this time do the voices
Priest:
Whole Congregation: VOICES! 👏VOICES! 👏VOICES!👏
Priest:
Whole Congregation: VOICES! 👏VOICES! 👏VOICES!👏
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Living life with the ringer off
November 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Living life with the ringer off
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif
November 2, 2025 at 10:44 AM
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif
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i hate the player AND the game (solitaire)
November 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
i hate the player AND the game (solitaire)
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Why do people buy pizza with EBT?
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Why do people buy pizza with EBT?
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
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SNAP is a domestic violence intervention. Being able to feed your family is foundational to leaving an abusive relationship.
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
SNAP is a domestic violence intervention. Being able to feed your family is foundational to leaving an abusive relationship.
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Did we do it? Did we save daylight?
November 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Did we do it? Did we save daylight?
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turns out “The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!” isn’t even meteorologically accurate; the rain in Spain falls mainly in the mountains and north of the country, not in the plains
i’m just so tired of all the lies
i’m just so tired of all the lies
November 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
turns out “The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!” isn’t even meteorologically accurate; the rain in Spain falls mainly in the mountains and north of the country, not in the plains
i’m just so tired of all the lies
i’m just so tired of all the lies
Whatcha doin’ there buddy? Ya scrollin’? Ya scrollin’ in the skeets?
November 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Whatcha doin’ there buddy? Ya scrollin’? Ya scrollin’ in the skeets?
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Be kind.
Be helpful.
Be generous.
Be wrathful when you need to.
Be the benevolent swamp creature or shambling forest horror with a heart of gold that you wish to see in the world.
Be helpful.
Be generous.
Be wrathful when you need to.
Be the benevolent swamp creature or shambling forest horror with a heart of gold that you wish to see in the world.
November 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Be kind.
Be helpful.
Be generous.
Be wrathful when you need to.
Be the benevolent swamp creature or shambling forest horror with a heart of gold that you wish to see in the world.
Be helpful.
Be generous.
Be wrathful when you need to.
Be the benevolent swamp creature or shambling forest horror with a heart of gold that you wish to see in the world.
Wearing lipstick isn’t just an action, it’s a state of mind
Cause you gotta remember it’s on your lips before you rub the back of your hand across your mouth
Cause you gotta remember it’s on your lips before you rub the back of your hand across your mouth
October 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Wearing lipstick isn’t just an action, it’s a state of mind
Cause you gotta remember it’s on your lips before you rub the back of your hand across your mouth
Cause you gotta remember it’s on your lips before you rub the back of your hand across your mouth
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Money tongue emoji doesn’t make any sense to me
My bank teller: maybe he lick it. maybe he lick the money
Me: yeah. Maybe.
My bank teller: maybe he lick it. maybe he lick the money
Me: yeah. Maybe.
October 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Money tongue emoji doesn’t make any sense to me
My bank teller: maybe he lick it. maybe he lick the money
Me: yeah. Maybe.
My bank teller: maybe he lick it. maybe he lick the money
Me: yeah. Maybe.
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i don’t know why everyone’s always trying to show me to the door. the door’s seen me.
October 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
i don’t know why everyone’s always trying to show me to the door. the door’s seen me.
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It would be funny if I did a DM fee. Like you have to pay $50 to talk to me, Nate, the guy who burns his mouth every time he eats soups and stews.
October 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It would be funny if I did a DM fee. Like you have to pay $50 to talk to me, Nate, the guy who burns his mouth every time he eats soups and stews.
No one told me that trimming your hair for the first time in five years can trigger a major existential crisis. Why wasn’t I warned?
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
No one told me that trimming your hair for the first time in five years can trigger a major existential crisis. Why wasn’t I warned?
Cracking my joints, shaking them, then putting them in the freezer so they glow longer
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Cracking my joints, shaking them, then putting them in the freezer so they glow longer
Hey Darkness, my oldest friend. I just wanted to swing by and see you again.
Oh, really, the silent treatment still?
Oh, really, the silent treatment still?
October 28, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Hey Darkness, my oldest friend. I just wanted to swing by and see you again.
Oh, really, the silent treatment still?
Oh, really, the silent treatment still?
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Dr. Frankenstein sighed as he opened the third complaint notice from the HOA regarding the depth of the moat around his suburban castle. Edna would pay for this constant harassment.
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Dr. Frankenstein sighed as he opened the third complaint notice from the HOA regarding the depth of the moat around his suburban castle. Edna would pay for this constant harassment.
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How hard do I have to shake the little glowing doom rectangle before dopamine comes out?
October 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
How hard do I have to shake the little glowing doom rectangle before dopamine comes out?
Ich goone
Du goonst
Er, sie, es goont
Wir goonen
Ihr goot
Sie, sie goonen
Du goonst
Er, sie, es goont
Wir goonen
Ihr goot
Sie, sie goonen
October 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Ich goone
Du goonst
Er, sie, es goont
Wir goonen
Ihr goot
Sie, sie goonen
Du goonst
Er, sie, es goont
Wir goonen
Ihr goot
Sie, sie goonen
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October 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM