Coffee☕️Cunt👑💋🖕🏻
@sasstelligence.bsky.social
Hottie🐎Thick thigh nightmare💋👩🏻🍳English👩🏻🏫 turned👩🏻🔬Lover of🫎⛈️🌪️🌑🥘☕️🎶&✍🏻Nerdy & curvy👓🍑♓️♏️♐️♈️🖕🏻Unavailable🖕🏻🥰🖤❤️
Pinned
Fuck rings. Wear my blood in a vial around your neck so I know it’s real.
If you see this, quote the post with a movie you rate a perfect 10 out of 10.
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If you see this, quote the post with a movie you rate a perfect 10 out of 10.
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Sleep? Never heard of her
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Sleep? Never heard of her
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Radiating sparkly boundaries and zero tolerance for nonsense today. ✨🦄
#sassyunicorn #pastelvibes #funnyillustration #jessacreates #chaoticmagic #fblifestyle
#sassyunicorn #pastelvibes #funnyillustration #jessacreates #chaoticmagic #fblifestyle
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Radiating sparkly boundaries and zero tolerance for nonsense today. ✨🦄
#sassyunicorn #pastelvibes #funnyillustration #jessacreates #chaoticmagic #fblifestyle
#sassyunicorn #pastelvibes #funnyillustration #jessacreates #chaoticmagic #fblifestyle
Fuckin’ Tuesday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Fuckin’ Tuesday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
You can’t run no game on a game-runner💋
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
You can’t run no game on a game-runner💋
Bitch, you wouldn’t look like that if you undo all them filters💋
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Bitch, you wouldn’t look like that if you undo all them filters💋
Nice to see you still trynna pattern yoself after THE blueprint, heaux
You’ll never be me😌
Steal my words,
Pattern your personality after mine
You pathetic and weak as hell
Lowerin’ your cost
And STILL whine
On the net
beggin’ for approval
Watch yoself, bitch
Don’t make me get brutal💋
You’ll never be me😌
Steal my words,
Pattern your personality after mine
You pathetic and weak as hell
Lowerin’ your cost
And STILL whine
On the net
beggin’ for approval
Watch yoself, bitch
Don’t make me get brutal💋
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Nice to see you still trynna pattern yoself after THE blueprint, heaux
You’ll never be me😌
Steal my words,
Pattern your personality after mine
You pathetic and weak as hell
Lowerin’ your cost
And STILL whine
On the net
beggin’ for approval
Watch yoself, bitch
Don’t make me get brutal💋
You’ll never be me😌
Steal my words,
Pattern your personality after mine
You pathetic and weak as hell
Lowerin’ your cost
And STILL whine
On the net
beggin’ for approval
Watch yoself, bitch
Don’t make me get brutal💋
Politics is a nice summation of the current dating pool if you’re a straight female.
You have the dudes that are a definite fuck no.
Then the dudes that only last for 5 seconds before you realize they, also, are a fuck no
You have the dudes that are a definite fuck no.
Then the dudes that only last for 5 seconds before you realize they, also, are a fuck no
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Politics is a nice summation of the current dating pool if you’re a straight female.
You have the dudes that are a definite fuck no.
Then the dudes that only last for 5 seconds before you realize they, also, are a fuck no
You have the dudes that are a definite fuck no.
Then the dudes that only last for 5 seconds before you realize they, also, are a fuck no
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Careful which boundaries you push. You may like them.
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Careful which boundaries you push. You may like them.
Coffee, cheese, chocolate, bread, and wine.
These are the only food groups from now until after the new year.
Unless it’s Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner.
These are the only food groups from now until after the new year.
Unless it’s Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner.
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Coffee, cheese, chocolate, bread, and wine.
These are the only food groups from now until after the new year.
Unless it’s Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner.
These are the only food groups from now until after the new year.
Unless it’s Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner.
Okay. I’m a bougie bitch. And?
Fuckin’ broke hoes gotchu thinkin’ you the man, bby.
Until a man can exceed what I do for me, just say you can’t keep up and take several seats. I run shit over here💋
Fuckin’ broke hoes gotchu thinkin’ you the man, bby.
Until a man can exceed what I do for me, just say you can’t keep up and take several seats. I run shit over here💋
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Okay. I’m a bougie bitch. And?
Fuckin’ broke hoes gotchu thinkin’ you the man, bby.
Until a man can exceed what I do for me, just say you can’t keep up and take several seats. I run shit over here💋
Fuckin’ broke hoes gotchu thinkin’ you the man, bby.
Until a man can exceed what I do for me, just say you can’t keep up and take several seats. I run shit over here💋
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Coffee is insufficient.
The dopamine box is broken.
Today shall be gremlin mode.
The dopamine box is broken.
Today shall be gremlin mode.
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Coffee is insufficient.
The dopamine box is broken.
Today shall be gremlin mode.
The dopamine box is broken.
Today shall be gremlin mode.
Fuckin’ Monday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Fuckin’ Monday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
Hand around my neck hit it hard from the back
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Hand around my neck hit it hard from the back
I know I’ve posted my name on here before and some of my mutuals have used it, so for this question I’m’a need y’all to ignore all that.
What do you THINK my name is?
What do you THINK my name is?
a woman with a blue bow in her hair is making a funny face .
ALT: a woman with a blue bow in her hair is making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I know I’ve posted my name on here before and some of my mutuals have used it, so for this question I’m’a need y’all to ignore all that.
What do you THINK my name is?
What do you THINK my name is?
Single aunty who breezes in for holiday functions then disappears on a trip
a black background with white text that says `` you have successfully wasted 10 seconds of your life '' .
ALT: a black background with white text that says `` you have successfully wasted 10 seconds of your life '' .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Single aunty who breezes in for holiday functions then disappears on a trip
Red wine, popcorn, and movies🥰
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Red wine, popcorn, and movies🥰
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Kash Patel always looks like fireworks are going off in his government issued khakis.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Kash Patel always looks like fireworks are going off in his government issued khakis.
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Honestly, this is likely as good of a deal as the Democrats are going to get.
Reinstates fired federal workers. Prevents admin from re-firing them. SNAP funding for a year, and an ACA vote in December.
Voters are already blaming the GOP for the ACA - make them vote against it.
Reinstates fired federal workers. Prevents admin from re-firing them. SNAP funding for a year, and an ACA vote in December.
Voters are already blaming the GOP for the ACA - make them vote against it.
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Honestly, this is likely as good of a deal as the Democrats are going to get.
Reinstates fired federal workers. Prevents admin from re-firing them. SNAP funding for a year, and an ACA vote in December.
Voters are already blaming the GOP for the ACA - make them vote against it.
Reinstates fired federal workers. Prevents admin from re-firing them. SNAP funding for a year, and an ACA vote in December.
Voters are already blaming the GOP for the ACA - make them vote against it.
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i have typed out and deleted a lot of posts
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i have typed out and deleted a lot of posts
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If you have a Democrat for a senator, call them now and demand that they DO NOT CAVE.
☎️ (202) 224-3121
Late night votes are the refuge of craven cowards.
☎️ (202) 224-3121
Late night votes are the refuge of craven cowards.
Vote could be as early as 8 pm but probably will happen late at night/early morning to minimize people paying attention
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
If you have a Democrat for a senator, call them now and demand that they DO NOT CAVE.
☎️ (202) 224-3121
Late night votes are the refuge of craven cowards.
☎️ (202) 224-3121
Late night votes are the refuge of craven cowards.
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Don't worry, Donald Trump, all those middle fingers were simply signaling that it was first down
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Don't worry, Donald Trump, all those middle fingers were simply signaling that it was first down
I present . . . Chili and grilled cheese 😋😋
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I present . . . Chili and grilled cheese 😋😋