Coffee☕️Cunt👑💋🖕🏻
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Hottie🐎Thick thigh nightmare💋👩🏻🍳English👩🏻🏫 turned👩🏻🔬Lover of🫎⛈️🌪️🌑🥘☕️🎶&✍🏻Nerdy & curvy👓🍑♓️♏️♐️♈️🖕🏻Unavailable🖕🏻🥰🖤❤️
Pinned
Fuck rings. Wear my blood in a vial around your neck so I know it’s real.
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
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I like how aurora look different for everyone 😍
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I like how aurora look different for everyone 😍
I love how he makes posts based on our convos 😂
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I love how he makes posts based on our convos 😂
HOLY GUACAMOLE!!!!
Y’all!!! I can see the fuckin’ Northern Lights!!!!
For the first time in my fuckin’ life I’m actually seeing them!!!
Oh my gah!!! I’m fucking crying!!! They’re so beautiful
Y’all!!! I can see the fuckin’ Northern Lights!!!!
For the first time in my fuckin’ life I’m actually seeing them!!!
Oh my gah!!! I’m fucking crying!!! They’re so beautiful
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
HOLY GUACAMOLE!!!!
Y’all!!! I can see the fuckin’ Northern Lights!!!!
For the first time in my fuckin’ life I’m actually seeing them!!!
Oh my gah!!! I’m fucking crying!!! They’re so beautiful
Y’all!!! I can see the fuckin’ Northern Lights!!!!
For the first time in my fuckin’ life I’m actually seeing them!!!
Oh my gah!!! I’m fucking crying!!! They’re so beautiful
Where do you go when you’re lonely? Where do you go when you’re blue?
Tell me
Tell me
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Where do you go when you’re lonely? Where do you go when you’re blue?
Tell me
Tell me
Problem with growth & becoming a high vibrational bitch who’s all light, love, & peace: people really underestimate your ability to switch back to a rage filled bitch with 0 issues of curb stomping a motherfucker on sight
I was hitting bitches w/ bottles before Beth Dutton made it cool💋🤙🏻
I was hitting bitches w/ bottles before Beth Dutton made it cool💋🤙🏻
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Problem with growth & becoming a high vibrational bitch who’s all light, love, & peace: people really underestimate your ability to switch back to a rage filled bitch with 0 issues of curb stomping a motherfucker on sight
I was hitting bitches w/ bottles before Beth Dutton made it cool💋🤙🏻
I was hitting bitches w/ bottles before Beth Dutton made it cool💋🤙🏻
Idk, man. Something just happens to me when I hear Nelly’s Air Force Ones
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Idk, man. Something just happens to me when I hear Nelly’s Air Force Ones
Love when I have to teach a motherfucker a lesson 😌💋
November 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Love when I have to teach a motherfucker a lesson 😌💋
Ruin my lipstick, ruin my bed, ruin the hair up on my head, but don’t you ever ruin my mascara💋
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Ruin my lipstick, ruin my bed, ruin the hair up on my head, but don’t you ever ruin my mascara💋
I got a hundered of my hoes in my camera roll. You gon’ get yo feelin’s hurt goin’ through my phone💋
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I got a hundered of my hoes in my camera roll. You gon’ get yo feelin’s hurt goin’ through my phone💋
Bitch, you would never be you if I wasn’t your muse💋
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Bitch, you would never be you if I wasn’t your muse💋
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Thou shalt replace Chuck Schumer with Chris Van Hollen, who personally went to El Salvador to find Kilmar. That’s the kind of courage we need right now.
Like / share if you agree.
Like / share if you agree.
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Thou shalt replace Chuck Schumer with Chris Van Hollen, who personally went to El Salvador to find Kilmar. That’s the kind of courage we need right now.
Like / share if you agree.
Like / share if you agree.
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*looks directly at the camera*
“Only 9 missed meals separate a functioning society from chaos.”
I expect riots if SS, Medicaid and Medicare are cut.
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
*looks directly at the camera*
You don’t even know who I am. So why do I care if you go?
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
You don’t even know who I am. So why do I care if you go?
Chocolate, wine, the mountains, an autumn sunset, and me 🥰🥰
November 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Chocolate, wine, the mountains, an autumn sunset, and me 🥰🥰
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If you love someone, set them free
If they come back, make an STD test panel a prereq for your unconditional love
If they come back, make an STD test panel a prereq for your unconditional love
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
If you love someone, set them free
If they come back, make an STD test panel a prereq for your unconditional love
If they come back, make an STD test panel a prereq for your unconditional love
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“you need to behave” bold of you to assume i know how to do that
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“you need to behave” bold of you to assume i know how to do that
My grilled cheese I made the other day was yummy, but it was a quick version of what I wanted to do. I had been cooking a few hours and was hurting.
Sooooo. I had to elevate my grilled cheese game today and I must say it’s phenomenal 🤌🏻🤌🏻😋😋😋
Look at the gooeyness 🤌🏻🤌🏻😋😋
Sooooo. I had to elevate my grilled cheese game today and I must say it’s phenomenal 🤌🏻🤌🏻😋😋😋
Look at the gooeyness 🤌🏻🤌🏻😋😋
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
My grilled cheese I made the other day was yummy, but it was a quick version of what I wanted to do. I had been cooking a few hours and was hurting.
Sooooo. I had to elevate my grilled cheese game today and I must say it’s phenomenal 🤌🏻🤌🏻😋😋😋
Look at the gooeyness 🤌🏻🤌🏻😋😋
Sooooo. I had to elevate my grilled cheese game today and I must say it’s phenomenal 🤌🏻🤌🏻😋😋😋
Look at the gooeyness 🤌🏻🤌🏻😋😋
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Her despair grew so great that it burst her breast open and like a bird of fire shattered the stone and broke out into the light of day--the light of day, faint in her windowless room.
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Her despair grew so great that it burst her breast open and like a bird of fire shattered the stone and broke out into the light of day--the light of day, faint in her windowless room.
I’m craving authentic ramen😫😫
I’m gonna attempt making some sometime soon!! 🤞🏻
It’s always intimidated me ‘cause I feel I couldn’t do it justice. But I also realize, you’ll never know until you try 😮💨
I’m gonna attempt making some sometime soon!! 🤞🏻
It’s always intimidated me ‘cause I feel I couldn’t do it justice. But I also realize, you’ll never know until you try 😮💨
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m craving authentic ramen😫😫
I’m gonna attempt making some sometime soon!! 🤞🏻
It’s always intimidated me ‘cause I feel I couldn’t do it justice. But I also realize, you’ll never know until you try 😮💨
I’m gonna attempt making some sometime soon!! 🤞🏻
It’s always intimidated me ‘cause I feel I couldn’t do it justice. But I also realize, you’ll never know until you try 😮💨
If you see this, quote the post with a movie you rate a perfect 10 out of 10.
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If you see this, quote the post with a movie you rate a perfect 10 out of 10.
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Sleep? Never heard of her
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Sleep? Never heard of her
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Radiating sparkly boundaries and zero tolerance for nonsense today. ✨🦄
#sassyunicorn #pastelvibes #funnyillustration #jessacreates #chaoticmagic #fblifestyle
#sassyunicorn #pastelvibes #funnyillustration #jessacreates #chaoticmagic #fblifestyle
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Radiating sparkly boundaries and zero tolerance for nonsense today. ✨🦄
#sassyunicorn #pastelvibes #funnyillustration #jessacreates #chaoticmagic #fblifestyle
#sassyunicorn #pastelvibes #funnyillustration #jessacreates #chaoticmagic #fblifestyle