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My grilled cheese I made the other day was yummy, but it was a quick version of what I wanted to do. I had been cooking a few hours and was hurting.
Sooooo. I had to elevate my grilled cheese game today and I must say it’s phenomenal 🤌🏻🤌🏻😋😋😋
Look at the gooeyness 🤌🏻🤌🏻😋😋
Sooooo. I had to elevate my grilled cheese game today and I must say it’s phenomenal 🤌🏻🤌🏻😋😋😋
Look at the gooeyness 🤌🏻🤌🏻😋😋
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
My grilled cheese I made the other day was yummy, but it was a quick version of what I wanted to do. I had been cooking a few hours and was hurting.
Sooooo. I had to elevate my grilled cheese game today and I must say it’s phenomenal 🤌🏻🤌🏻😋😋😋
Look at the gooeyness 🤌🏻🤌🏻😋😋
Sooooo. I had to elevate my grilled cheese game today and I must say it’s phenomenal 🤌🏻🤌🏻😋😋😋
Look at the gooeyness 🤌🏻🤌🏻😋😋
Fuckin’ Tuesday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Fuckin’ Tuesday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
Fuckin’ Monday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Fuckin’ Monday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
I present . . . Chili and grilled cheese 😋😋
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I present . . . Chili and grilled cheese 😋😋
Fuckin’ Sunday☕️I woke up paid & pretty💋Reminder: the church uses God as a pawn to justify their lack of morality & further political agendas that’ve been created to keep poor, especially minority, people from living. Church≠Good. Church=indoctrination of suppression& control🤙🏻
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Fuckin’ Sunday☕️I woke up paid & pretty💋Reminder: the church uses God as a pawn to justify their lack of morality & further political agendas that’ve been created to keep poor, especially minority, people from living. Church≠Good. Church=indoctrination of suppression& control🤙🏻
Fuckin’ Saturday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
I love traveling, but it’s nice to wake up in my own bed 🥰
I love traveling, but it’s nice to wake up in my own bed 🥰
November 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Fuckin’ Saturday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
I love traveling, but it’s nice to wake up in my own bed 🥰
I love traveling, but it’s nice to wake up in my own bed 🥰
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Fuckin’ Tuesday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
November 4, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Fuckin’ Tuesday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
I knew you’d come through 😍😩
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I knew you’d come through 😍😩
It’s been a hell of a day 😮💨
Harissa lentil and chickpea soup with ground turkey and toasted pita😋😋
Harissa lentil and chickpea soup with ground turkey and toasted pita😋😋
November 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It’s been a hell of a day 😮💨
Harissa lentil and chickpea soup with ground turkey and toasted pita😋😋
Harissa lentil and chickpea soup with ground turkey and toasted pita😋😋
Fuckin’ Monday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
November 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Fuckin’ Monday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
Lemon spinach ricotta raviolis in a sweet pepper and tomato sauce 😋😋
November 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Lemon spinach ricotta raviolis in a sweet pepper and tomato sauce 😋😋
Fuckin’ Sunday☕️I woke up paid & pretty💋Reminder: the church uses God as a pawn to justify their lack of morality & further political agendas that’ve been created to keep poor, especially minority, people from living. Church≠Good. Church=indoctrination of suppression& control🤙🏻
November 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Fuckin’ Sunday☕️I woke up paid & pretty💋Reminder: the church uses God as a pawn to justify their lack of morality & further political agendas that’ve been created to keep poor, especially minority, people from living. Church≠Good. Church=indoctrination of suppression& control🤙🏻
Fuckin’ Saturday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
I hate the first day of November. It’s an emotional hangover for me -much like the day after Christmas
I hate the first day of November. It’s an emotional hangover for me -much like the day after Christmas
November 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Fuckin’ Saturday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
I hate the first day of November. It’s an emotional hangover for me -much like the day after Christmas
I hate the first day of November. It’s an emotional hangover for me -much like the day after Christmas
Heifer, in the 5 months I’ve been here you’ve taken off 4 weeks. And 85% of the time, you’re “away.”
Meanwhile in that same time, I’ve taken 2 days -1 for a funeral & 1 to rush my dog to the vet, & I’m “available” 90% of the time.
You’re bragging to the wrong one about work ethic
Meanwhile in that same time, I’ve taken 2 days -1 for a funeral & 1 to rush my dog to the vet, & I’m “available” 90% of the time.
You’re bragging to the wrong one about work ethic
October 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Heifer, in the 5 months I’ve been here you’ve taken off 4 weeks. And 85% of the time, you’re “away.”
Meanwhile in that same time, I’ve taken 2 days -1 for a funeral & 1 to rush my dog to the vet, & I’m “available” 90% of the time.
You’re bragging to the wrong one about work ethic
Meanwhile in that same time, I’ve taken 2 days -1 for a funeral & 1 to rush my dog to the vet, & I’m “available” 90% of the time.
You’re bragging to the wrong one about work ethic
Fuckin’ Friday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
I’ve been up since 2. I need coffee and for everyone to stfu.
Also . . . It’s meeeee😌 Happy Halloween, Gremlins🫶🏻
I’ve been up since 2. I need coffee and for everyone to stfu.
Also . . . It’s meeeee😌 Happy Halloween, Gremlins🫶🏻
October 31, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Fuckin’ Friday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
I’ve been up since 2. I need coffee and for everyone to stfu.
Also . . . It’s meeeee😌 Happy Halloween, Gremlins🫶🏻
I’ve been up since 2. I need coffee and for everyone to stfu.
Also . . . It’s meeeee😌 Happy Halloween, Gremlins🫶🏻
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
October 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
Fuckin’ Thursday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
October 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Fuckin’ Thursday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
October 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
Awwww. Yaaassss
October 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Awwww. Yaaassss
Neither am I! But I switch for the right one!!
October 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Neither am I! But I switch for the right one!!