turbo jerry
@turbojerry.bsky.social
existing (but barely). free spirit. supportive.
i don’t chit chat.🔳🔲
for the love of the joke
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvpgpiktma
i don’t chit chat.🔳🔲
for the love of the joke
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvpgpiktma
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now the way that i see it
everything begins in your light;
your center
so leave your light on
everything begins in your light;
your center
so leave your light on
photos never do it justice.. my dick is like an indy band; you gotta see it live to enjoy it
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
photos never do it justice.. my dick is like an indy band; you gotta see it live to enjoy it
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Your harshest critics are the nice women who attend my book club and bring pumpkin blondies and eviscerate your chapters and skeets
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Your harshest critics are the nice women who attend my book club and bring pumpkin blondies and eviscerate your chapters and skeets
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i haven’t trusted anyone in authority since i was twelve and my pediatrician told me soon a wonderful thing would be happening to me once a month
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
i haven’t trusted anyone in authority since i was twelve and my pediatrician told me soon a wonderful thing would be happening to me once a month
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Hoping to pay my dues with Kohl's cash.
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Hoping to pay my dues with Kohl's cash.
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me
grown ass man who brings his emotional support water bottle everywhere but never actually drinks it
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 AM
me
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Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
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me: so can you just like go ahead & function online or whatever?
adult: no
adult: no
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
me: so can you just like go ahead & function online or whatever?
adult: no
adult: no
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waffles are just pancakes that went to therapy and learned boundaries
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
waffles are just pancakes that went to therapy and learned boundaries
me: so can you just like go ahead & function online or whatever?
adult: no
adult: no
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
me: so can you just like go ahead & function online or whatever?
adult: no
adult: no
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not to brag but my B.O. smells exactly like Taco Bell
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
not to brag but my B.O. smells exactly like Taco Bell
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Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
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my friend, Dee Hydrated, is always thirsty. also she keeps posting sexy pics online wtf
November 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
my friend, Dee Hydrated, is always thirsty. also she keeps posting sexy pics online wtf
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i’d take up fencing but it’s not for the feint of heart . folks,,,
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
i’d take up fencing but it’s not for the feint of heart . folks,,,
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Courtney Love never played with her idols, Ann & Nancy Wilson. now there’s a Hole where her Heart used to be . folks,,
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Courtney Love never played with her idols, Ann & Nancy Wilson. now there’s a Hole where her Heart used to be . folks,,
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i am in my dark winter suffering cocoon rn but i promise one day soon i will emerge a fucking hilarious goofball butterfly
November 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
i am in my dark winter suffering cocoon rn but i promise one day soon i will emerge a fucking hilarious goofball butterfly
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if i unclench my butthole my insides might fall out, and other miscellaneous 3AM worries
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 AM
if i unclench my butthole my insides might fall out, and other miscellaneous 3AM worries
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about time to get myself one of those cool watches with the oh-no-i-fell-down alarms that alert the paramedics or a family member, we live in a slippery world
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 AM
about time to get myself one of those cool watches with the oh-no-i-fell-down alarms that alert the paramedics or a family member, we live in a slippery world
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They should spell read like reed and read like redd. Nah wait - other way round maybe
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
They should spell read like reed and read like redd. Nah wait - other way round maybe
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exfoliation ain't cuttin it anymore. need to start stripping wood
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
exfoliation ain't cuttin it anymore. need to start stripping wood
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I'm gonna make it to the singularity still typing with only like 4 fingers
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I'm gonna make it to the singularity still typing with only like 4 fingers
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Friday, finally!
Saturday, arrive!
Sunday, don't leave!
Monday, never come back!!!
Saturday, arrive!
Sunday, don't leave!
Monday, never come back!!!
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Friday, finally!
Saturday, arrive!
Sunday, don't leave!
Monday, never come back!!!
Saturday, arrive!
Sunday, don't leave!
Monday, never come back!!!
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sorry for the annoying skeets (lack thereof)
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
sorry for the annoying skeets (lack thereof)
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Let go of what you can’t control so your hands can hold more snacks.
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Let go of what you can’t control so your hands can hold more snacks.
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This account smells like cocoa butter and cinnamon
This account smells like weed & patchouli
This account smells like sex and candy
November 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This account smells like cocoa butter and cinnamon